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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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1: Genuine tip for cooking
A: Start going out with someone and having lots of vigorous monkey sex.
B: During a pause in the monkey sex, when smiling at each other over a coffee or something, tell of how your sister makes a really good (whatever your favourite dish is).
C: Await their rebuttal "Oh, but you haven't tried MY (whatever your favourite dish is)."
D: Agree, suggest they cook you some.
E: Enjoy the dish.
F: Compliment them on their cooking, but instruct them that it's not QUITE as good as the one your sister makes.
G: Enjoy another round.

Played correctly, you should be able to get several dishes out of them before they cotton on, and by then it's time to end the relationship anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:22, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
Bit Bert

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)
lol wut?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:20, Reply)
HE SAID IT WAS A BIT BERT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:21, Reply)
I think we've got another slow one here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:21, Reply)
It's like being in the special needs class.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)
I'm not slow.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
"monkey sex"
"my sister was better"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:21, Reply)
TBF Your sister was better
Ahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Excellent employment of capital A in the rejoiner.
7/10.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Why thank you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Hm.
Reaching a bit - I'm afraid this only gets a 6/10 from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:35, Reply)

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