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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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if you microwave a steak and let it cool down a bit
then wrap it around your bell, you might be able to pretend you've had sex in the last 12 months
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Oooo Does this work? BRB

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:00, Reply)
just don't microwave a melon
b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1090640
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Waste of steak.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:00, Reply)
this^
I had steak last night and have steak for lunch today

I have not fucked either of them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
at least one part of this post has got to be a lie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Which part?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Well he had steak last night and has one for lunch so I am not sure which bit that leaves

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
this was my suspicion too
*looks suspicious*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Its fucking mayo, OK?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:04, Reply)
possibly the best name for spunk ever

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
"secret sauce"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
I vote for "cock yoghurt"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
You've got cock yoghurt all over your face

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
+ on my face
edit... curse you sporters
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:13, Reply)
When it comes to cock yoghurts, I'm always first
No, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)
I wanted to chuck my cock yoghurt all over Swipes face but she insisted on swallowing
Vegetarian my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
RIP little tadpole 4eva in R Harts

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Man chowder

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Population paste

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
haahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
why?
you can eat it afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)

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