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I have killed my laptop. Spilt coffee all over the keyboard. What make and model should I replace it with?
Alt: just for Darth, who would win in a queer off, him or Jason?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:33, 178 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt: just for Darth, who would win in a queer off, him or Jason?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:33, 178 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I spilt wine all over mine
got a usb keyboard and mouse, loaded a duff driver for the main keyboard and touchpad, kept it going.
Sure, occasionally it turns off for no reason, and sometimes when I switch it on it spends 5 minutes beeping at top volume, but that's a small price to pay for not going through the hassle of getting a new one.
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got a usb keyboard and mouse, loaded a duff driver for the main keyboard and touchpad, kept it going.
Sure, occasionally it turns off for no reason, and sometimes when I switch it on it spends 5 minutes beeping at top volume, but that's a small price to pay for not going through the hassle of getting a new one.
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I spilt champagne and fois gras over mine.
It crashed my Fortum & Mason account and everything - simply awful.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)
It crashed my Fortum & Mason account and everything - simply awful.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Indeed. The operative had to create a new password and everything.
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The kind that allows you to type an Alt on b3ta
for those of us who don't give a shit
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)
for those of us who don't give a shit
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:37, Reply)
I got an HP 250 for £279 a few months ago
Its nice though I hate Windows 8
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Its nice though I hate Windows 8
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)
You need a touch screen.
Apparently, it suddenly makes sense if you have a touch screen.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Apparently, it suddenly makes sense if you have a touch screen.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Of course you did.
You looked at teh computer and it had windows 8 on it, so your option was to not buy. But you did, therefore confirming that you're more of a bent spastic than nakers
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:47, Reply)
You looked at teh computer and it had windows 8 on it, so your option was to not buy. But you did, therefore confirming that you're more of a bent spastic than nakers
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:47, Reply)
www.ebuyer.com/store/Computer/cat/Laptops?a05471=Windows+7+Pro+64bit
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:55, Reply)
I'm sorry that you'd want to pay that much for a laptop to use at home
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store.hp.com/UKStore/Merch/Product.aspx?id=F8R69EA&opt=ABU&sel=PCNB
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
no, his job is to draw a picture of you, covered in giant magenta spunking cocks
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At least you dont work in IT
and therefore wouldn't have a functioning knowledge of the various OS out there
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)
and therefore wouldn't have a functioning knowledge of the various OS out there
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B006UCNSBU/ref=dp_olp_refurbished?ie=UTF8&condition=refurbished&qid=1396431766&sr=1-3
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:45, Reply)
The wife has one, they weight nothing and seem to have a battery life of at least a day.
But they ahve no disc drive.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:48, Reply)
But they ahve no disc drive.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Can't remember the last time I used a cd or DVD drive so that's not a problem.
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My netbook is the same
But as you say an external drive gets round this, How often do you actually use cd/dvd's on a laptop nowadays.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)
But as you say an external drive gets round this, How often do you actually use cd/dvd's on a laptop nowadays.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Don't replace it, this is clearly a sign that you should leave the internet
Alt: Darth is much gayer than jaysum
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Alt: Darth is much gayer than jaysum
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Depends if there was an actual "bum a man" round
and what the prize was. I'm very competitive
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:45, Reply)
and what the prize was. I'm very competitive
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I was once offered £1000 to have sex with a man
I took it in the end
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:51, Reply)
I took it in the end
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Thankfully I have accidental damage cover with my contents insurance, so I won't be leaving the internet.
Sorry to disappoint you.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Sorry to disappoint you.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:46, Reply)
If you're going for Windows 7
This doesn't look too bad
Alt: Jason.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
This doesn't look too bad
Alt: Jason.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
You should walk into PC world and say "Hello, I have a lot of money and I need a COMputER for my videos can you tell me what to buy"
they are very well trained and knowledgeable in there.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
they are very well trained and knowledgeable in there.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Any of these probably
www.ebuyer.com/store/Computer/cat/Laptops?a05471=Windows+7+Pro+64bit
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:51, Reply)
www.ebuyer.com/store/Computer/cat/Laptops?a05471=Windows+7+Pro+64bit
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:51, Reply)
don't bother replacing it. ta
also coffee spunk whilst frantically searching mumsnet
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)
also
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)
if you microwave a steak and let it cool down a bit
then wrap it around your bell, you might be able to pretend you've had sex in the last 12 months
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)
then wrap it around your bell, you might be able to pretend you've had sex in the last 12 months
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)
just don't microwave a melon
b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1090640
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b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1090640
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:02, Reply)
this^
I had steak last night and have steak for lunch today
I have not fucked either of them
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
I had steak last night and have steak for lunch today
I have not fucked either of them
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Well he had steak last night and has one for lunch so I am not sure which bit that leaves
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I wanted to chuck my cock yoghurt all over Swipes face but she insisted on swallowing
Vegetarian my arse.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Vegetarian my arse.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Who's more evil
Malcolm Tucker, Chuck Bass or Regina George?
Show your working
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Malcolm Tucker, Chuck Bass or Regina George?
Show your working
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Boo you whore
As if you don't know Regina George. I bet you're even wearing pink cos it's Wednesday
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
As if you don't know Regina George. I bet you're even wearing pink cos it's Wednesday
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
i hardly ever wear pink
today i am in the exciting colours of charcoal grey and chocolate brown. lawyers don't get to wear fun colours.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)
today i am in the exciting colours of charcoal grey and chocolate brown. lawyers don't get to wear fun colours.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Regina George is excellent, as is Malcolm Tucker
No idea about the other one, you colossal mary.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
No idea about the other one, you colossal mary.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Of course you haven't
You're not a girl, or a bender, and I don't think that either exceptional levels of bitching or haute couture are especially impressive to you.
Nope, my interest was piqued by your SnapChat last night actually, any good?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
You're not a girl, or a bender, and I don't think that either exceptional levels of bitching or haute couture are especially impressive to you.
Nope, my interest was piqued by your SnapChat last night actually, any good?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Aye, it's one of my favourite series at the moment, James Spader is fucking excellent in it
It's between that and Suits for what is actually my favourite, although that'll all change next Monday.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
It's between that and Suits for what is actually my favourite, although that'll all change next Monday.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
James Spader unnerves me
I don't know whether it's the number of pervy roles he's taken or that he's been really crap in all of them
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I don't know whether it's the number of pervy roles he's taken or that he's been really crap in all of them
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
He's been excellent in 2 of the 3 roles I've seen him in, and I try to forget that Stargate exists.
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This was operator error. Spilling a load of coffee on the keyboard would break any brand.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:04, Reply)
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No it wouldn't
you can throw Dells in a bath and they still work 100% guaranteed. You just bought a shitty knock off IBM and its broke because its shit.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
you can throw Dells in a bath and they still work 100% guaranteed. You just bought a shitty knock off IBM and its broke because its shit.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I often go deep sea diving with my Dell and aside from teh wi-fi being a bit patchy it works fine.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)
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Thats the fault of the access point, your Dell is still working 10000%
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it's national autism awareness day today
you should be nicer to these people
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
you should be nicer to these people
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I want my headstone to read "free wifi"
that way my grave will get a lot of visitors.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)
that way my grave will get a lot of visitors.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I reckon it would be quite easy to make your grave a wireless access point.
Leave me enough money in your will to set it all up and I'll do it.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Leave me enough money in your will to set it all up and I'll do it.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
this is funnier when you think that lenovo and dells are the names of your kids
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)
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www.fisher-price.com/img/product_shots/V2769-laugh-and-learn-smart-screen-laptop-d-1.jpg
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
i think he was implying battered would be searching for porn on his kiddie fiddling machine
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)
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I can't imagine the Nazis ever allowing a gentleman of colour on one of their flights
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
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Lies
You are extended right now aren't you, we know the perversions that your type get up to.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
You are extended right now aren't you, we know the perversions that your type get up to.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
oh come on
what about the purple-faced little midget, frantically bashing CUNT into his keyboard?
or the panting, wheezing leprechaun begging desperately for scraps about things that MIGHT ONCE have happened to PEOPLE HE DOESN'T KNOW?
or the bearded stoner and his yurt?
or the metal-faced clown with the turquoise shell suit, worn in a totes ironic way?
how can you resist?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
what about the purple-faced little midget, frantically bashing CUNT into his keyboard?
or the panting, wheezing leprechaun begging desperately for scraps about things that MIGHT ONCE have happened to PEOPLE HE DOESN'T KNOW?
or the bearded stoner and his yurt?
or the metal-faced clown with the turquoise shell suit, worn in a totes ironic way?
how can you resist?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
An Etch-A-Sketch.
Alt: Darth could easily out-gay any actual homosexual out there, with the possible exception of Louis Spence.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Alt: Darth could easily out-gay any actual homosexual out there, with the possible exception of Louis Spence.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Swipe and her diet of designer veggie sarnies, family-run pizza and 'classy' fizzy booze, surely?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)
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Also:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a1845459-Fanny-farts
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a1845459-Fanny-farts
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
the real question is....
why did he think of it in the first place?!
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
why did he think of it in the first place?!
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Damn, now I want one of that woman holding up a torch only now she's giving you the finger
but I can't find it :(
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
but I can't find it :(
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
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