My sister put a poll in a facebook event asking what we should do for someones birthday
She wrote "What would you like to do" with three options, but left it open for other people to add options so I put Shakira.

I'm fucking hilarious.
( Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:51, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Her hips actually do lie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I always confuse her breasts with mountains

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)

and i thought my brothers were bad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Seriously, sperm isn't vegetarian, how do you get away with that?

( Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)

i told you, i'm not vegetarian
i eat fish. your mum and your wife beat each other up to be first in the Q.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)

In the queue for what? your leftover cocks?
There's plenty to go round
( Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)

I imagine that they are on display but subtle like a matryoshka doll

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)

depends how you define "plenty"
poor 3 inch john
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I can see someone having another book/ face incident

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)

My sister wouldn't dare

( Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)

She will tell on you...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Because you're mine.
I can't stand the things that you do.
No, no, no, I ain't lyin'. No.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)