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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm bored!
Say something that would get you stepped/banned on Main talk or QOTW but not on OT where no-one cares.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:12, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I am going to email your boss and tell him what you get up to all day on company time.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)
maybe my boss is a woman

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Only at home

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Don't be stupid, wimmin can't be bosses.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I'm going to email my boss and tell him what you get up to all day

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Excellent, he may decide that I'm wasted sitting at home
and offer me a job. I make a great cuppa.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
You are in

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Great!

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I raped your dead shitcunt of a Nan in her rotten gaping anus.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR RACISM!

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
CUNT OFF KIKE BOY!

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
BETTER.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
CUNT OFF KIKE BOY!

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I have no idea what would constitute such a conflagration
I'm assuming "Dozer is a cunt" is fair game
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
It's a given.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Hello, old boy
How fares the witching hour with you?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Very well, mate.
You on full days now?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Nah, 20 hours this week and next
28 the two weeks after, then full whack. It's not bad you know.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Sounds exhausting.
I like to keep it to about 15hrs a week.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Is that including the time spent in the passenger seats of Volvos?
or just pounding the streets?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Street life is the only life I know.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This sounds like the start of soulful r'n'b refrain
So SHUT UP
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
STREEET LIFE, BAH DA DAT.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Oh, you CUNT.
You've just earwormed me.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
oh, yeah!

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I hate you.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
^ this ^
gaaah
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I'm grateful
I've had Bucks Fizz Land of Make Believe stuck in my head all fucking morning.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Time to change

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:19, Reply)
make your mind up

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Also
How the fuck have I got "The Locomotion" stuck in my head?

{Points for any answer not involving a suggestion of Maryness on my part)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Did you come on babies?

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Only one
It's very hard to get them to stay still close enough to each other for sufficient coverage
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Shoddy work

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Because Gerry Goffin and Carole King were very talented songwriters

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
If you say so
They must be to get a song I genuinely haven't heard in over a decade stuck in my head
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I think they've got the knack

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Woah woah

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
something something my Sharona

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Hitler had the right idea.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Vegetarianism?
Couldn't agree more
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
No, the other one. Genocide.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Genocide has its place
and that place is Scotland
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
genocide has it is place?

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
You need to take a Rwanda round to find it though

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)
That's (*checks*) very embarrassing
I shall chastise myself thoroughly when I get home
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I bet you will too, you filthy pervert.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
You know me so well darling

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
It took time to understand you

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Wasn't it good

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Oh so good

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:42, Reply)
he also had Parkinson's, are you saying we should all make like Michael J Fox?
You'd be on shaky ground if you were.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
That joke is so shit i almost makes it all the way round into funny
Almost
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I for one will not find it funny if Shakin' Stevens develops Parkinson's disease

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I always used to get him and Gary Glitter confused
Luckily Glitter was good enough to develop a handily distinctive character trait
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
yer, wakki eyebrows

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Come on

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
There's one up for Gary

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I've seen Gary Glitter live.
Man, he knew how to work an audience.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)

or an
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
The pyrotechnic display was strangely sticky.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)
You've got Gary all over your face

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
SHED

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)
BOAT! LOL!

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I heard you have breasts

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
I heard he was a bit of a tit.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Hmm...
According to this b3ta.com/features/faq/#taste P**L M******L OF C******E, C******L (would, btw even though he's a nigger), I should be stepped for this post.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
You kitten-flapping cock-badger.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
*banhammers*

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Hahaha yeah

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
It's a good job we haven't got a real mod, eh?

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
You really ought to edit that realnameomg out of my post

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
There's a real name?
No-one would be called something so waqqi, would they?

Also, alright then.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
You're the best mod on off topic

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
I'm not even that good.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
She's the Steve Brookes of mods

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I could post Baldmonkeys address.
Would that do it?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Nah, deleted posters are fair game I think

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
There's a user called Baldmonkey's Mum
Do you think it's his Mum?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Only cunts post people's addresses online.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
David Cameron
Lives at No. 10 Downing Street
London
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)
cunt

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:42, Reply)
The Queen lives at:
Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA, United Kingdom
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
she's ok
Its Cameron who is the cunt
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Nah, she's a cunt and all

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)
and she has a haunted pussy

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Someone fingers something

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
GeordieJay fingers keyboards

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Would anyone like to sponsor my trip to the Arctic?
And would any lady types like to marry me and polish my medals?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
*calls Roota*

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Your Distinguished Lying Cross is very shiny

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Euphemisms was the last thread, Craig

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
No.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Scaryduck is an alcoholic nonce.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
See you later

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)
You know I heard that somewhere and when you google it, it comes up so maybe its true

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
My sister put a poll in a facebook event asking what we should do for someones birthday
She wrote "What would you like to do" with three options, but left it open for other people to add options so I put Shakira.

I'm fucking hilarious.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Her hips actually do lie

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
I always confuse her breasts with mountains

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
and i thought my brothers were bad

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Seriously, sperm isn't vegetarian, how do you get away with that?

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
i told you, i'm not vegetarian
i eat fish. your mum and your wife beat each other up to be first in the Q.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
In the queue for what? your leftover cocks?
There's plenty to go round
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
I imagine that they are on display but subtle like a matryoshka doll

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)
depends how you define "plenty"
poor 3 inch john
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I can see someone having another book/ face incident

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)
My sister wouldn't dare

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)
She will tell on you...

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Because you're mine.
I can't stand the things that you do.
No, no, no, I ain't lyin'. No.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I don't think it should be acceptable to post up child porn on this website.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)
It's ok if you draw it

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:21, Reply)
And add the disclaimer 'this highly sexualised image of a child isn't actually child porn, it just looks like it'.

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)
They aren't nipples, they are creamed buns!

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)
What is the most fashionable thing a person can possibly do?

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)
YM seems very popular

(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)

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