My final R.E. report stated that I have a warped and perverse sense of humour.
The teacher had taken offence to me drawing a picture of Jesus holding a blood soaked chainsaw, with the words 'suck this' written on his robes, also in blood.

I had issues with religion as a child.
( Muns, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:08, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

They made RE so boring!
If they included all the genocide I may have listened.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

listened produced testosterone.
( Muns, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)

You want testosterone?
I may be queer but I'd still knock you into next week.

GRRRRR!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)

knock bum
( Muns, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Isn't baldness linked to high testosterone levels?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)

No, due to hair falling out.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Mrs Cow works in a Catholic school
They have all the prayers, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)

Our church is so boring.
Hymns. No.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)

So does Mrs Hats!
SPOOKY DOOKY!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 17:08, Reply)