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Best/worst decisions

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:38, 147 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
populist

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)
"No I won't commit suicide."

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Moi, je ne regrette rien

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:40, Reply)
I dun this in the last fred

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Shagging YM / Shagging YM bareback
Real answer: Dumping an ex / Not doing it much sooner
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)
edgy

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)
probably the same

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)
buying my latest tie/ creating my b3ta account

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Hth
b3ta.com/features/faq/#close
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)
yer it worked for monty didnt it bruv

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Dunno who that is soz

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)
if he follows your link, soon we might be saying that about dozer
*dreams*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)
I clicked and I came back

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Coming on ere.
I was last on the last QOTW though. I will mark this down to an achievement.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)
I've heard you always come first

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)
STOP TALKING TO MY MAM!!

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)
I have to negotiate a price

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)
I've just pulled the trigger on tickets to see goldie and his Orchestra do timeless.
I consider this a good decision.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I've not liked him since Blue Peter, truth be told

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
the Lavelle Meltdown, yeah?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Aye.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:23, Reply)
yeah it looks alright
Except for the Pretenders
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I'm only going to the Goldie thing.
Unkle was tempting as well though.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
best: wholegrain brown rice burrito for lunch
worst: their decision to stop putting mushrooms in there
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
In where?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)
in their burritos
they were so tasty. now they are fucking good, but not quite as tasty.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Best decision was getting curly fries even though it said crinkle cut on the shopping list.
Worst decision was forgetting to set the timer and falling asleep, ruining the curry fries.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Oh man, harsh
You OK?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I'm still hurting, it happened last night and I couldn't sleep properly after.
Also, I've just remembered it's my dad's birthday. Quick, last minute present ideas.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Burnt chips?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Can't go wrong with a bottle of single malt

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Unless he's a recovering alcoholic

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
unless it's Glenfiddich

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Unless he's a recovering alcoholic with Glenfiddich

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Falling asleep... curry fries....
Sounds like you were in a korma.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:11, Reply)
POW
and the Jeff is back
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)
MEATSNAKE IZ DA BEZT

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)
RT #LEOPARD

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)




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_|__| O|
\/ /~ \_/ \
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\_______ \
`\ \ \
| | \
/ / \
/ / \\
/ / \ \
/ / \ \
/ / _----_ \ \
/ / _-~ ~-_ | |
( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ |
\ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ /
~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ -
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(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Missed u hun
xx
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)
:)

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Sexy new handle you got yourself there

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)
MEATSNAKE RULES OK

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Frog or Dr Frog?
where have you been? :(
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)
IN UR MUMS BUM

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:22, Reply)





/^\/^\
_|__| O|
\/ /~ \_/ \
\____|__________/ \
\_______ \
`\ \ \
| | \
/ / \
/ / \\
/ / \ \
/ / \ \
/ / _----_ \ \
/ / _-~ ~-_ | |
( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ |
\ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~-_-~ /
~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~ -
~--______-~ ~-___-~
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:24, Reply)
officelol

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY *THROW* MEATSNAKE INTO A WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)
So was Dr frog and frog the same person?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I was Doctor Frog first, then variations on the Frog theme, Rory stole Doctor Frog and still has it, as well as Frog !(Note the space)
I AM NOW MEATSNAKE AND AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
alright Frogular D

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Piss off.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
touchy touchy

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
You finger Rory

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
geordiejay fingers toddlers

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
KIDDIES ON THE CUNTY

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
alright nakers

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I do prefer a meatsnake to a frog tbh.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)

OOOOOOH 'ELLO!!!!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
stop flirting

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
JASON IS NO THREAT TO YOU
HE HAS A MEATSNAKE OF HIS OWN
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:49, Reply)
it looks like daffy duck

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
It looks like a crocodile leaning against a wall

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Quackers

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
your unintentionally squashed leopard was one of the funniest things i've seen for a while on here
who was it said, has it run into a wall?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:28, Reply)
LiC

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I have my moments

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2217863
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
It was intentional. we were making fun of my inability to do ascii.
twas a giggle though.

happens on here sometimes
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
yeah, wonder what the connection is between those times.........

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
spasticity

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Itboh

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)
no, you were tboh
Now it's me.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Hahahahahaha yeah

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
yer no joke m8

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
^^^^^^TBOH^^^^^^
FACT
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)

c
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
I always likes you meatsnake

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
IT2ndBOH

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
^

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
\O/

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Xx

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
are you not getting any sleep??

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
You get enough sleep when you're dead

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
this place would wither and die if I stopped posting

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Let's experiment

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I'd rather you experimented with tranquilisers and a plastic bag

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I bet jaesim locked that m15 agent in that bag

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I bet he raped Stuart Lubbock to death

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
It appears to be dying already

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
swipe has scared everybody away

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Did she flash her flaming growler again

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
you missed dozer being properly lol yesterday
he's like a leetle lap dog
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:36, Reply)
i dunno like Gill
I certainly found it amusing.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
woof! woof!

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
yer, we know you're a hound already

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Citation needed

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
i can't do links

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I thought there'd been a nuclear detonation...

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
you can shut up and all

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
hee hee

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Don't look directly at the flash
fl g
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:38, Reply)
I just dropped a spunk bomb on YM's face.
Well, I say face...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
YOU FARTED ON HER TITS AND OOZED MCBEEF DRIPPING ALL OVER THEM AFTER AN AFTERNOON WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
hi lunch

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I think you'll find MEATSNAKE is inedible....
...oh, you meant...yeah, sorry
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
+cr

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:00, Reply)
DAMN RIGHT MOFO

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I dunno YM certainly ate my meatsnake last night

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Nah, she spat it out when you weren't looking.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Mini ape just farted in my face :(

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
which one?
mini ape or tiny ape?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Mini, tiny has yet to master the skill of farting on demand like her big sister

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
see, that'll teach you to pay all your attention to the baby
i hope it smells like dead stilton
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
In other news I have survived another trip to Slough today.
What have I missed here? Nothing I expect.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I saw a woman gang mugged in broad daylight in Slough once

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Doesn't surprise me. It's a complete shitpit and full of pakis.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Did you step in to help?

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)
No, they managed to get her bag OK

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
I heard he stood watching for a good five minutes and then tutted when nobody lifted a finger to help.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)

tch nk
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I believe in this instance
the word "saw" is a cunning disguise for the word "assisted"
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:55, Reply)
I ent a paki like sporters

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
BUT BUT BUT I'm not a Pakistani

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Sorry Indian

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Me um heap big upset

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:21, Reply)
I dont have any proof of this
ergo you are...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Nah, he ent a paki
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2239484
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Mate that could just be mood lighting and a bit of photoshop

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Soft as shite 14 year old public school boy takes on gang of muggers
I can see how well that would have gone, tbh it all happened pretty quickly, I did help the lady call the police etc
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:01, Reply)
All the COWARDS in the news say...
"It all happened so fast!"...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)

All the COWARDS in the news Mrs Ape
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Ah come on, your height and commanding posh accent would have sent them scurrying away

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Having kids/having kids

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:03, Reply)
*translation
as parent/ as glitter
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:04, Reply)
^

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)

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