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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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At least if he has huge feet he won't need to strap a plank to them...
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
1: you can't call zing for your own posts
2: I don't even get it
3: shit off
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
2: I don't even get it
3: shit off
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:42, Reply)
OK let me try to explain the zing to you Nakers.
1. Promiscuous ladies are said to have a capacious clunge
2. There is an old joke which is based on the comedic premise that a man wishing to initiate coitus with such a woman would need to strap a plank to his feet to avoid permanently disappearing up said clunge
3. Frog has, so it is claimed, big feet.
4. This suggests that he would not need a plank, should he wish to engage it coitus with such a woman.
5. Frog is in a relationship with Swipe.
6. I'm suggesting the Swipe has an enormous vadge.
6. FFS Nakers.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
1. Promiscuous ladies are said to have a capacious clunge
2. There is an old joke which is based on the comedic premise that a man wishing to initiate coitus with such a woman would need to strap a plank to his feet to avoid permanently disappearing up said clunge
3. Frog has, so it is claimed, big feet.
4. This suggests that he would not need a plank, should he wish to engage it coitus with such a woman.
5. Frog is in a relationship with Swipe.
6. I'm suggesting the Swipe has an enormous vadge.
6. FFS Nakers.
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Not as shit as your ability to understand simple concepts Nakers old fruit
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:57, Reply)
but i'm not promiscuous and YM said i had a clunge like a tiny velvet vice
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Are you making a joke about my dead mum Swipey? Well, I expected better from you. :'((((((((
( , Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
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