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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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come on everybody, everybody, everybody...
what was the last song you listened to?
what was the last thing you read?
do you talk about stuff you know nothing about? do you always think you know best?
alt: LUNCH?
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:59, 132 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
what was the last song you listened to?
what was the last thing you read?
do you talk about stuff you know nothing about? do you always think you know best?
alt: LUNCH?
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:59, 132 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Song: Liberty Hall by Oysterband - ace
Read: Game Of Thrones vol 1 - shit
I love holding opinions on things I know nothing about - just like everyone else.
I told a worthy, righteous friend this, who objected - "I could never agree with that!" he said strongly.
"Hm" I mused, "Oh, hey - I saw The Omen remake the other day."
"Pah! Did you?" he snorted derisively, "Christ ... "
"Oh - have you seen it, then?" I asked.
"No ... " he replied, making my point perfectly.
Lunch: dunno - prolly a Sainsbury's loser's lunch, as I dint have time to make mine this morning.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
what's a sainsbury's loser lunch?
i was thinking about having sainsbury's sushi, does that make me a loser?? :(
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
i was thinking about having sainsbury's sushi, does that make me a loser?? :(
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Three things for three quid.
Designed specifically to be eaten by sad losers on their own, at their desk, working through their lunch break, like sad losers.
Yes it does, I'm afraid.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Designed specifically to be eaten by sad losers on their own, at their desk, working through their lunch break, like sad losers.
Yes it does, I'm afraid.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Three pints for £10!
On Mondays (and when the kickball's on) it's FIVE for a tenner at my local - with change.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:22, Reply)
On Mondays (and when the kickball's on) it's FIVE for a tenner at my local - with change.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:22, Reply)
it's not really, i'm doing them a disservice. it's about £9 which includes a couple of extra vegetables, a diet coke and a still water
so normal people could probably spend a fiver. it's srsly good, as you get to choose your own toppings, or they do really lovely hot wraps, curries, soups etc. !
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
so normal people could probably spend a fiver. it's srsly good, as you get to choose your own toppings, or they do really lovely hot wraps, curries, soups etc. !
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
how does that compare to brown rice with salad vegetables and feta cheese
and fresh chillis, eh? EH?
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
and fresh chillis, eh? EH?
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Christ. It's just a sandwich. Why all the persecution?!
It's people like you bringing this country down!
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
It's people like you bringing this country down!
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
No no - it's people like YOU bringing the country down!
It's "JUST" a sandwich, is it? NO! It's a statement about who you are - as an individual, about your class, your status, your position in society! It is SO much more than "just a sandwich" you socially-illiterate fool!
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)
It's "JUST" a sandwich, is it? NO! It's a statement about who you are - as an individual, about your class, your status, your position in society! It is SO much more than "just a sandwich" you socially-illiterate fool!
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Hey!
You won't ever catch me crying at my desk into a Sainers meal deal!!
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)
You won't ever catch me crying at my desk into a Sainers meal deal!!
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Song. Ding dong the witch is dead.
Last thing I read - Private eye.
Do I talk about stuff I know nothing about? Do I always think I know best? Yes and yes!
Alt: Lunch will be at a local hostelry - might have the gammon.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Last thing I read - Private eye.
Do I talk about stuff I know nothing about? Do I always think I know best? Yes and yes!
Alt: Lunch will be at a local hostelry - might have the gammon.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
All you fascists will lose, by Billy Bragg
Read: various laptop reviews.
Alt: salami and tomato sandwich.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Read: various laptop reviews.
Alt: salami and tomato sandwich.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Lunch thread at 11? Heathen!
Song: Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl
Book: James Herbert - The Rats (again)
alt. I like to have an opinion, whether that opinion is right or wrong.
If I don't know about a subject, I will hush up and listen.
I have Harissa marinated beef and potatoes
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Song: Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl
Book: James Herbert - The Rats (again)
alt. I like to have an opinion, whether that opinion is right or wrong.
If I don't know about a subject, I will hush up and listen.
I have Harissa marinated beef and potatoes
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I'm busy, y'know?
Last song would've been whichever one on this album was playing when I fell asleep last night.
Last thing I read was some boring industry regulation.
I don't think I know best, but I occasionally try to hold my own during conversations on subjects of which I know little.
Alt: Not for ages yet.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Last song would've been whichever one on this album was playing when I fell asleep last night.
Last thing I read was some boring industry regulation.
I don't think I know best, but I occasionally try to hold my own during conversations on subjects of which I know little.
Alt: Not for ages yet.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Although, to be fair, I could've spelled it out pretty clearly but Nakers wouldn't have picked up on it.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Not being a complete spaz when using a computer is not the same as being an IT drone
We don't even employ any IT drones
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
We don't even employ any IT drones
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Ok, but then I'm going to delete it after you've read it.
I am a [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED] industry
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I am a [REDACTED] in the [REDACTED] industry
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I'm not sure how you reached that conclusion
*removing this bit as well*
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
*removing this bit as well*
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Post specific details of your job title, industry and salary please Jase.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Perhaps if you could give me your definition of an IT drone I could clarify how closely my job relates to it?
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
James Vincent McMorrow - Early in teh morning
Sunday Times News Review
I know all
alt: dunno, Korean noodle pot maybe
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Sunday Times News Review
I know all
alt: dunno, Korean noodle pot maybe
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Isn't Life Strange by the Moody Blues
because mr b3th was just playing it in the car.
Morning, benders. I'm getting my hair cut today, so I'm very happy.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
because mr b3th was just playing it in the car.
Morning, benders. I'm getting my hair cut today, so I'm very happy.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
He's not afraid of your judgment
He knows of horrors worse than your Hell
He's a little bit afraid of dying
But he's a lot more afraid of your lying
Touch my bum
This is life
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)
He knows of horrors worse than your Hell
He's a little bit afraid of dying
But he's a lot more afraid of your lying
Touch my bum
This is life
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Exciting news for Chompy
www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Blue-plaque-famous-Derby-thinker-Herbert-Spencer/story-20879755-detail/story.html
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/Blue-plaque-famous-Derby-thinker-Herbert-Spencer/story-20879755-detail/story.html
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Always There - Incognito
An interview with Margot Kidder
If I know nothing about something then there's probably a good reason I don't so there's no point having a conversation about it. Fount of all knowledge people get right on my tits.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
An interview with Margot Kidder
If I know nothing about something then there's probably a good reason I don't so there's no point having a conversation about it. Fount of all knowledge people get right on my tits.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Scenario by ATCQ
Read: Money Marketing.
Lunch- a marvellous salad with black pepper boursin and Brazil nuts.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Read: Money Marketing.
Lunch- a marvellous salad with black pepper boursin and Brazil nuts.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
that sounds dreadful
brazil nuts are far too big for a salad. walnuts ftw.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
brazil nuts are far too big for a salad. walnuts ftw.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
yeah but you don't give a fuck if you're posh as a cunt or common as tits
unlike dozer and his ghastly social climbing pretensions
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
unlike dozer and his ghastly social climbing pretensions
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
nicking AB's phrases now? tut tut tut. originality is a stranger to you, isn't it?
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I wouldn't call it a career so far,
But its a good job. I'd like to work closer to home sometimes, but otherwise, I get treated fairly well.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)
But its a good job. I'd like to work closer to home sometimes, but otherwise, I get treated fairly well.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)
I have bought some slug pellets, I wanted to go down the orgainc route really but at this reate I'll have no lettucfes left to protect
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
i'm gonna get some plastic covers as well I reckon adn some copper tape
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
i heard he died from septicaemia of the bumoley
following a deep cut to the anus, which police believe was caused by prolonged licking from someone with facial piercings
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
following a deep cut to the anus, which police believe was caused by prolonged licking from someone with facial piercings
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
yeah we both know who gazzed him their contact details treacs, don't we?
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Yes, that's exactly what happened.
If I knew it would scare him off I would have done it months ago!
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)
If I knew it would scare him off I would have done it months ago!
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)
a few years ago when he was still fun, i thought he might be a good laugh at drinks, as monty vouched for him
i was wrong, meh, we all make mistakes.
but the truth is, he only disappeared after dozer's bumming reached shamefully new heights. or depths, not sure which.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)
i was wrong, meh, we all make mistakes.
but the truth is, he only disappeared after dozer's bumming reached shamefully new heights. or depths, not sure which.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)
yep, i used to think he was very funny
then it degenerated into "let's just upset as many people as i can." i just don't get the whole upsetting complete strangers for fun thing. it puzzles me every time one of these twitter trolls gets themselves arrested.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:44, Reply)
then it degenerated into "let's just upset as many people as i can." i just don't get the whole upsetting complete strangers for fun thing. it puzzles me every time one of these twitter trolls gets themselves arrested.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:44, Reply)
coming from someone who forced his blog on everyone, this is properly lol
just not for the reasons you meant it to be
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
just not for the reasons you meant it to be
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
oh no, look at her, she has a harmless hobby writing something with her friend for fun
what a terrible person
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
what a terrible person
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
I've just had no scathing comebacks... well, ever, but you know what I mean.
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
The Flood - Take That (on in the factory, didn't have a choice)
A Game Of Thrones - George R R Martin
I try to make sure I know what I'm talking about nowadays, although I've fucked up before.
Alt: Spicy duck noodles
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
A Game Of Thrones - George R R Martin
I try to make sure I know what I'm talking about nowadays, although I've fucked up before.
Alt: Spicy duck noodles
( , Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
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