Actual conversation would be a good start.
Alt: banking, Paypal, couple of games, sleep tracker/alarm, music player.
AltAlt: I've seen a proper wanky bottle of vodka in our place flavoured 'cut grass'. Sounds delightful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:58, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I had a bison grass mojito the other week.
Twas tasty
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Oddka yeah?
Stupid brand
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I don't get that Vodkaat stuff.
Why would anyone want 22% vodka?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)

i dunno what you are even talking about

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Hmm. It might not be a thing anymore.
It was like vodka flavoured schnapps but its packaging was similar to Smirnoff. We bought a load in when I worked in a bar, not noticing it wasn't actual vodka.

www.solicitorsjournal.com/news/litigation/experts/vodka-wins-protection-vodkat
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I think that sounds like the one.
There's another weird flavour too.

EDIT: Apparently, it's 'electricity'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

electricity flavoured vodka?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)

That's what it says...
Doesn't sound the slightest bit pretentious.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Hipster pricks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)