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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We've went shit again B3ta.
Do we have to be racist again?
I never know what one people are talking about when they say Asian. I think Oriental when others mean smelly food.

alt. What apps do you use on your mobile telephone?

alt. flavoured spirits, yes or no?
Ive noticed a lot of food and drink these days are now fusions of flavours. Have we ran out?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:37, 216 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
"We've went shit"?
What on earth does that mean in English?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
IT MEANS YOU'RE RUBBISH

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
*MEAN'S *YOUR

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
NO!
YOU ARE
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Ok, I'll answer your questions, Jase
No, we don't have to be racist again.

Alt: I use my phone mainly as a communication device - calls, text messages.
Sometimes, if I remember, I use the camera on it. But not often.
Occasionally I post on b3ta from it and it's not unknown for me to have a bit of a browse of facebook or twitter while I'm having a poo.

Altalt: Botanicals, yes. Flavours, no.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
See, that wasn't difficult.
Had to go making a (folk) song and dance about it though.

and nobody performs on MY stage!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Flavoured spirits?! How dreadful.
What's better than a fox (Other than two foxes, obviously)?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Fox's Crunch

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
'flavoured spirits'?
What fuckery is this?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
apple schnapps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
^
If you can't drink spirits like an acceptable person, you shouldn't be allowed to drink them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Well it started with just vodka. I do enjoy Absolut.
Now Gin is getting involved. Gordons are selling gin with cucumber and other such fuckery.
My point was, are people getting bored with the same old flavours??
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I'm not buying it and it will disappear from the shelves very soon.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
gin has always been flavoured you oaf

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)

www.thespiritsbusiness.com/2013/02/gordons-releases-cucumber-flavoured-gin/

www.thespiritsbusiness.com/2014/02/gordons-releases-elderflower-flavoured-gin/

They are calling it that, not me dear.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)
alt:'phone' 'text message' 'calendar' 'web' and 'camera'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Pulling yourself into 2014 there.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
'alarm clock'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Ooh I use that one as well!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)
They should put it on phones as standard

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
I have an alarm clock seperate to my phone
imagine that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
mmmm raspberry stoli
i likey
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
where's my present?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
have you been a good boy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
mostly, yes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
what do you think?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Where has she been to warrant a present?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)
It's okay it's just been delivered :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)
A new "Black Mamba".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
+ bigger

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
ooooh really?
it's funny because al once posted on here, saying "i bet a twat like swipe thinks this is a good idea."

and he was right.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)
what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)
i'm buying him a graze box every week, because he was complaining about the lack of decent snacks in his workplace

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I sent you a picture by combining the 'text message' and 'camera' apps on my mobile telephone

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
You should get an app that lets you MMS for free!
Unless you already can.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
I have unlimited everything, is that an app?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
No, that's a tariff, but thanks for humouring me and getting the post count up.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
is it a vulcanised rubber thong?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Yes, I sent you a picture by combining the 'text message' and 'camera' apps on my mobile telephone

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
ooooh they sent you some good ones!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I got the one I really wanted!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
INCLUDE US!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
he got the spicy piccante mix, some pistacchios, a "track and field" mix, and some sweet banana chips with a toffee dipping sauce
i have these. fuck me, the hot and spicy one is seriously hot and spicy. *rushes off to drink milk*

www.cofresh.co.uk/snack-on/quinoa-chips
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Oh yeah, I just seen your Grazebox post.
Overpriced much?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
it's about £3.50 a week
so £0.88 a snack box, as there's 4 in a pack. i don't honestly think that is overpriced.

unless he's a greedy cunt and eats all 4 in a day, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
What???? I thought I got one a day!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:13, Reply)
no you didn't!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
is it? that's not so bad.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
You get quite alot of stuff too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
i am sure you could do it yourself more cheaply
but this has a really good variety of more than 100 different choices - everything from fruit/vegetables to bruschetta and dips to nuts and seeds to brownies and flapjacks and mini puddings and chocolate drops - all in a calorie controlled size. i don't think you could do that level of variety that cheaply.

also, effort.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
he's bleeding you dry Gill
if it all goes tits up he'll be pitching for a quarter of a flat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
i am far too savvy about resulting and constructive trusts!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
do you have to hit each side of the box really quickly for the track and field mix

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Seemingly.
Alt: Dolphin, Twitter, Kitten Cannon amuses me for a minute or so, Snapchat, WhatsApp

AltAlt: No, as a few years back I polished off a bottle of apple vodka in no time whatsoever, and felt like death the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Get you Snapchatting!
I use Kik, which is just the same as whatsapp. mainly for sendin pics. None rude. Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Snapchat's basically an app to make sendin unsolicited cock shots easier, right?
I was confused when my friend Gemma announced to FB that she was using it. I was tempted for about a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
That's what I thought.
Or stupid photos of yourself, or ones where you have just woken up.

I deemed myself too old for it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
How is Dolphin as a browser? Chrome does it for me

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I've never had cause for complaint really, just used to it as I've had it on my last two phones

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Different. I'd never heard of it before today

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Alt: none really
Altalt: WRONG. Vodka is great neat, straight from the freezer. At a pinch it can be added to drinks but it should never be flavoured.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

alt. Facebook, Twitter, Kik, Sky News, Independent, Buzzfeed, youtube, google translate, google+
and various games to pass the time.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I think you have confused 'apps' with 'websites'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
There are apps for these things.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Yeah, fair point, I might clog up my homescreen and memory by having an icon that redirects to a website to be more cool like you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
If a few apps are taking up all your memory then you need a better phone!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
I don't view telephones as a status symbol Jase

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Me neither. More a way of staying in touch.
I *am* a bit of a social media whore though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Yes, that's why I unfollowed you on Twitter

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:06, Reply)
i still follow him, not sure why though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I still don't know who you are :(
and I only noticed Frog wasn't there anymore yesterday.
I am wearing a black veil.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
what's importnat is that i know who YOU are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:13, Reply)
a gay cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
I don't do much 'social mediaing' so only really use Twitter for cricket scores

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I don't want to hear your excuses!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Plus people can 'find' me and I like to believe people don't know who I am even though everyone probably does

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
i think you're missing the critical point
NOBODY CARES
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I care.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
I know who he is, but I don't care

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Why do neither of you follow my band?
I post up to three or four tweets a year and you could double the number of followers we have.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
I have the same amount of followers as your band.
I am oddly proud of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
It's quite an achievement

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I only use it to e-stalk Patrick Stewart.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
He is great at Twitter. Him and Ian McKellen

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I'm rubbish at it :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
can't remember it's name

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
^
That and Im not bothered.
I could retweet to my many followers though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
then they could ignore it too.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
i have remebered, do you have anew website>?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
If you google the name you will find all manner of links to us

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Nah just keeps bringing up some Bob Dylan shit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
I'm no Totach

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
That was a great chompy moment to be fair

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
twitter, instagram, email, text, maps, racing game, bbc news, bbc weather, fb, camoera, you tube, clcok, reminders, notes photos, calculator, measures, spirit level, zoopla, itunes, pocasata, whats app, fisher price x3, cbeebies etc etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Is Fisher Price an app for lazy parents?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)
nah, counting and letters games, drawing that sort of thing, great for when you're out and about

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Keeps them quiet, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
So does a carrier bag

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
maternal;^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Unlike some people, I don't 'do' kids.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Nakers touches them on the cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
That's what I've heard.
Have you told the Doris you've killed her cat?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
We've had 2 potential sightings!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)
and a bottle of flavoured spirits

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Actual conversation would be a good start.
Alt: banking, Paypal, couple of games, sleep tracker/alarm, music player.
AltAlt: I've seen a proper wanky bottle of vodka in our place flavoured 'cut grass'. Sounds delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
I had a bison grass mojito the other week.
Twas tasty
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Oddka yeah?
Stupid brand
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
I don't get that Vodkaat stuff.
Why would anyone want 22% vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
i dunno what you are even talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Hmm. It might not be a thing anymore.
It was like vodka flavoured schnapps but its packaging was similar to Smirnoff. We bought a load in when I worked in a bar, not noticing it wasn't actual vodka.

www.solicitorsjournal.com/news/litigation/experts/vodka-wins-protection-vodkat
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I think that sounds like the one.
There's another weird flavour too.

EDIT: Apparently, it's 'electricity'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
electricity flavoured vodka?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
That's what it says...
Doesn't sound the slightest bit pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Hipster pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
alt: HSBC, Lloyds Bank, AutoTrader, TubeMap, eBay, Trip Advisor, Monster, Amazon MP3, Photobucket, TowerDefence, Twitter,
gStrings, FARM HEROE SAGA BITCHES, Google Translate, Soundhound, Facebook, Flashlight, LinkedIn, Google Maps, YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I hate the rabbit on Farm Heroes :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Oh I've got Soundhound and maps too.
ISN'T THIS FUN?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
I haven't got too far, but I'm full of hate for those fucking chicks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Yep! I started it as a Candy Crush surrogate when my phone refused to sync and I was stuck for months on a level
I hate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:13, Reply)
join the club

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
^ likes a lot of chocolate on his biscuit^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)

a e
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Alt: None. You fucking mindless wankers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
old^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
It's getting worse.
I don't do telephone banking. Internet banking. All my utilities are paper and not e-mail or internet.

If I have spare time, I read a book. That's been printed on paper. I read more than one newspaper and buy magazines and periodicals from a newsagent and one particular newsstand.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Have you noticed how small and fiddly coins are nowadays as well?
Doesn't feel like proper money like what we used to have
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Totes!
I am not looking forward to these new plastic notes with clear windows in them either!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)
You could benefit from the spirit level.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
You're going to grow into the typical old person.
Cut off from, mistrusting of and unwilling to use modern technology. You'd be eaten by your cats when you die, if they didn't always leave you first.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
in the future we will have robot cats that wirelessly communicate to the emergency services when a nearby heartbeat ceases
and then assist in bringing you back to life so you can drag your meaningless, miserable existence out for another few months before your worn-out body packs up again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Medicinal cloning ent too far off.
I'm looking forward to drinking myself into a jaundice in order to have a new liver plopped in at my next service.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Easier to just move your brain over to a new body, surely
all they need to do is figure out how to reconnect spinal tissue (and incidentally cure paralysis at the same time)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I like how you said "easier" and then straight away disproved yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Scientists would have found this sort of thing out by now if they weren't so busy developing salmon-flavoured GM tomatoes for Sainsbury's and squashing super computers into hearing aids

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Yeah? You white-coated "experts" don't like hearing someone say it like it is, do you? TAKE THAT, SCIENCE!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)
It'd be easier for them to make me full immortal and invulnerable.
All they have to do it work out how to do that instead of making edible underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Replace each body part with a mechanical version as and when it fails
until you become man and machine, power extreme
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
my fancy new work phone is some fancy galaxy thing
it's loaded with apps. i use it for emails only. and yet because of all the stupid apps, the battery lasts 24 hours. POINTLESS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Have you thought of maybe deleting or disabling the apps you don't use?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I'm no expert in these matters, but I'm fairly sure it'll be as simple as:
SETTINGS - APPS - REMOVE UNUSED APPS? - YES
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
i don't have a clue how it works
it has eye recognition, this thing where you can wave your hands over the top and it does stuff without contact, i can drag an approximation of a word over the screen and it types it for me... man.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
That's called 'swype' and it's one of the best Android features.
That sounds like the Galaxy S4. That's what I've got - it's a pretty nice phone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
yeah and if you are reading a page it automatically scrolls down when you reach the bottom.
Its great :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
And if you're watching a video of something, it knows you're watching and stuff.
It's like MAGIC
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)
All seems a bit Orwellian to me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)
When you download some apps you have to be careful to look at the permissions.
Facebook messenger wants access to your text messages for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)
There was a Blackberry Enterprise client app I downloaded as an experiment for work.
It said "installing this app will give your BES adminstrator the ability to modify and delete personal data".

The fucking thing gave itself admin rights over your entire phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I'm waiting for the first one to demand permission to have a go on your missus
or the soul of your first born child, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Facebook snoops around everything on your phone and computer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)
I haz a Galaxy.
I hate how they all come with bloatware now. Android moreso with all the google stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
you should try an 'HTC One'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
they are for povs and chavs

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
no, that's iPhones

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)
how many big corporates use HTC as their business phones?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I don't care
I'm not the kind of vapid idiotic cunt that views mobile telephones as status symbols or indicators of income level.

'Treacs'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)
You are exactly that sort of vapid idiotic cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)
nah, with me it's clothing and DJ equipment as status symbols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
My mistake.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)
easily done, no hard feelings eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
and is bitter because he can't afford anything else

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
wut?
When I last upgraded I had the full choice available, I just went for the best phone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)
HA! You are though.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)
and a large part of choice of business phone is down to marketing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Nope. HTC's are actually understated.
Im wanting one for my next phone. The specs on the HTC M8 are just geektastic.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
but then you'll have something that dozer thinks is good
that cannot be a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I know, but it's like one thing in all the things he thinks he has superior taste in.
Which, let's face it, is everything.
The odds are against us
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:44, Reply)
the 'povs' thing is funny, most mobiles are 'free' with a contract
Very few people actually buy handsets.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
you look like a massive metal headed pov

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
you just look massive

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Free, no such thing as free. Compare Sim only contracts to Phone + Sim contracts and then Unlocked
phone prices. Pfft, free. I am now doubting all your sage financial pearls.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:48, Reply)
yes, hence 'free'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Well, you pay for the device over the time of your contract, really.
Same as for when you get a "free" plasma telly
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:52, Reply)
It's not the apps, they don't actually run unless you start them up, it's just that battery technoology hasn't kept up with phone tech and demands.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)
my 3310 has snake on it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
pffft. It's ALL about snake 2 now.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I like whisky flavour spirits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

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