You have a thing about my kids being placed under the threat of imminent death, don't you?
On Friday you were going to drown them - despite the fact that both of them are probably bigger than you.

Well as it goes I'm not planting courgettes, but let's say for the sake of argument carrots. A carrot can be picked out of the ground, cooked and on my plate in less than an hour. Are you seriously saying that a carrot that was picked probably a week ago, been lobbed around the back of a lorry, and sitting on a shelf in Waitrose is going to taste as good?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:27, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

oh yeah, i forgot about drowning them
i knew i forgot to do something this weekend.

i still doubt you'd taste the difference once it had been peeled and smothered in salad dressing or boiled to death.

OR with the carrots.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Salad dressing or boiled to death?
Is that your cooking technique? Fucksake Swipey you're more of a foodwrong than I thought.

Lightly steamed love. Make a note. Jesus.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)