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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what's the rudest thing anyone's ever called you or said to you?i had a guy on the other side say, "well done!" to me this morning after i rebutted all his amendments. wtf.
alt: best drink for the summer?
altalt: going to get the nieces and nephews a toy each instead of chocolate for sunday, assuming they'll have loads of eggs already. who has a 1/4/7/8 year old, and what's cool right now??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:58,
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yes of coursewhat's good for sitting in the sun and swigging or sipping?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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Pimms should have cider in it instead of lemonade.Berk got utterly shitfaced on the back of that recommendation. Extremely lol.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:01,
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interesting...i'm assuming a nice dry cider to balance the sweetness of the pimms(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:03,
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you and me we're like this innit*crosses fingers*
*sucks crossed fingers*
*inserts fingers*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:05,
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altalt: putting their teeny hands in my pocket and playing "find the wet tipped bang rod". (, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)
all the subtle nuances of frog coming through here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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Lager is a good all rounder, try asking for your poncey nonce refreshments down in F-Town and you'll get a dry slap.I give my nieces and nephews money and presents for Easter because the oldest niece has diabetes so can't have chocolate, and that way she isn't singled out, you horrible beast.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:06,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:06,
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Let's have a search and see who engages in this behavior shall we?b3ta.com/search/answers?q=%22+naked+ape+touches+kids+on+the+cunt%22
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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i just had a flash forward to the old bailey(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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i want to, I really do...I just...i just CAN'T(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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Nothing says happy easter liek a copy of 'Asian Sluts'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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If you see an Asian Slut by the side of the road etcGREGGS HAT, BEBBEH!
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I once beheaded a drug dealer and I would have got away with itif it wasn't for those pesky kids.
It's every dog for himself, Scooob.
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I beheaded a pimp and got away with it because the police said it was megalolz(
Peej, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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Vodka, apple juice, elderflower, soda with Mint leavesfor teh ladies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:03,
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Words only hurt if you let them. Never really had anyone be rude to me in real life.Perhaps on the phones when I worked at Sky.
alt. Mojito
altalt. Dunno. I ent a paedo.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:05,
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I don't categorise my beveragesIt's a cocktail, so probably
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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Alt: depends. Sancerre rose, lightly chilled Fleurie, cider, prosecco, are all good, depending on the situation & what, if anything, you're eating with it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:05,
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I got micro a play tent recently - that has been a big hit, also stuff to grow themselves or make together with you all tend to be successful. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:06,
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gently chop the top off some eggs and empty (for an omlette whatever)then paint/decorate the shells, replace the egg shells into the carton and fill with compost, then grow sunflowers out of the eggs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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sunflowers freak me out a bitit's ok if they stay stumpy like battered, but when they get really big, i don't like it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:10,
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did you read day of teh Triffids when you were a little orangutan?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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i can't believe your parents were so ashamed that they dyed your hair(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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like you wouldn't have done that if you'd been princess diana(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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Have you been watching "The Plantagenets" (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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no, i was implying that if your second crotchfruit turned out ginger, as hers did, because the dad wasn't really the dadthen you'd disguise it by dying its hair ginger.
or something like that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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number two is as beautifully Aryan as her big sister(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18,
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hahado you know how much highlights cost? you're going to be bankrupted by hairdressing fees when they hit their teens...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:22,
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So you're saying that because you're a ginger your dad isn't your dad?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:19,
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I like this. We painted some hardboiled eggs together at the weekend. She loves doing that sort of stuff.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:10,
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i'd have a great reply to this if you were bald(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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hmmbut what if i want stuff to make them leave me alone instead of sitting on top of me and fighting over me??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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i have to brave the apple store on good fridaycunts changed the charging point so my cunt new ipod no longer fits in the cunt car and i lost the old cunt ipod so now i have to pay mercedes £60 for a new cunt cable or pay apple £25 for a cunt adaptor.
robbing greedy cunts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:10,
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This is the second time this has happened today.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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you'll be hopping on a camel and followinga star before you know it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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i want to make sure it fitsthis means taking the merc cable into the apple store, and i can only do that on friday. then i have a long drive on friday up to a spa, so i need the adaptor for that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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gaz me the deets sweetheart I'll sort you out a new cable(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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i don't want to use the ipod in cheshire whilst the car is still in london, ta(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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Balls. Order off Amazon. You can get a close piccie look at what you are buying. (, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:14, Reply)
i endorse this casual approach to cable purchasing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:15,
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Don't waste your time mate, she'd rather whinge about it and buy a new fucking car than look something up.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:16,
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WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE PLAYSTATION CABLES THAT I SENT YOU LINKS FOR WHICH WERE UNDER A FIVER?????(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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i didn't understand the pictures on amazon so i bought a whole new playstation and cables from ebay :(now i have 2 playstations :((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18,
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ALSO PLEASE DONT EXPECT AN EASTER PRESENT(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18,
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ALSO I HAVENT HAD THE PREVIOUS PRESENT YET(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18,
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christ you could have at least got him a playstaion 2(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:20,
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it is a playstation 2but it doesn't have any cables
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:22,
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It's okay I know where to get them. Same as the one for the car.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:23,
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she could have at least got you a playstaion 3(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:24,
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she could have at least got you a playstation 4(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:24,
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the lack of ingrained sweat and claw thumbs are two of things i like best about you, it's true(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:27,
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you assume that i'd recognise itpractical shit is NOT my forte
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:16,
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If you think the rudest thing anyone has ever said to you is "well done" then you either aren't listening or have managed to filter it out.(
Peej, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:07,
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i don't think i've ever lostalmost all cases settle, so some are better results than others, but the client always gets something. usually we do much better than the other side, but that's because we'd never ever advise someone to waste money on pursuing something hopeless.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:21,
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and yet you still went after greggs hat...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:24,
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nah, he kept contacting mebut i ignored his last few texts and now he's GONE FOREVER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:26,
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So how did this guy lose then? Did he advise someone to waste money pursuing something hopeless?(
Peej, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:26,
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basically yeshe was pushing for something unrealistic. i explained why it was pointless and he caved.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:27,
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it dependshe might be shit. he might have an unreasonable and unrealistic client. he might be trying it on knowing full well he'd have to cave. it all depends. but if you know your case is a shit one, you only let the client get so far, unless they are absolutely adamant they want to try regardless. otherwise they are just wasting money, and that's not good.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:33,
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i think so, ayewhether prison is the right sentence though, i don't know. he's got to live with it for the rest of his life, and he doesn't seem like he's a danger to anyone else. make him do hours of good works instead maybe. i don't know.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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If its true that he got angry with her and shot her then I would say he's pretty dangerous(
Peej, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:50,
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Maybe but is it as rude as "Northern Ginger Mess" or "Fat Psycho Cunt" or even "Sucks About Bins"(
Peej, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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it's all about the tone/intentso yer. he was an oldschool solicitor, the type who thinks that "gels" shouldn't be out of the kitchen
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:19,
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Judging by the cable chat up there, he absolutely is, in this case.(
Kroney, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:20,
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No-one is ever rude to me, I am very well liked.Alt: Gin & tonic.
Altalt: Dunno, that's the wife's department.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:41,
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It'll never replace your foot(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:48,
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I'm going to have a sirloin. Might make a green peppercorn sauce to have with it. Going to have croquette potatoes as well. Also garlic mushrooms & spinach. #fatcuntsteakplan
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:23,
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altalt: depends how much you want to piss the parents offfinger paints and musical instruments work pretty well
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If we're talking non-alcholic, then i'm gonna go with Elderflower cordial made with tonic water.But if we're talking alcholic, then Campari, Orange and ice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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Campari, orange and ice. Bloody hell, Gonz. That's a blast from the past.
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It's an oldie but a goody. Soo refreshing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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It does down well, if that's what you mean, WINK.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:53,
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Campari? What the actual fuck? Have you been clearing out your ma's drinks cabinet?(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I once downed a pint of campari and chundared over a pool table, on a 18-30 holiday in falraki.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:59,
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i might go and have a beer in the garden(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:38,
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