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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Urgh.
Im not even wake at this time on a work day, let alone a Bank Holiday.
What are you all up to? Gonna get some shopping done today and go for a nice walk. Then it's eyes down for Bingo (and a lot of drink).
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:38, 50 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Im not even wake at this time on a work day, let alone a Bank Holiday.
What are you all up to? Gonna get some shopping done today and go for a nice walk. Then it's eyes down for Bingo (and a lot of drink).
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:38, 50 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I've been working from home since half six.
It's going to be a bit of a struggle this weekend :(
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:46, Reply)
It's going to be a bit of a struggle this weekend :(
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:46, Reply)
Dunno what you do from home but get some coffee down you and power through so you can at least enjoy a bit sun.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:23, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:23, Reply)
No chance of that today.
Ah well, nature of the beast and all that
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Ah well, nature of the beast and all that
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Yup
The club wasn't too bad for it but I will be rather sleep deprived by the end of this weekend.
I love what I do for living though and have never been so happy in work so I don't mind so much.
I'd rather work a bank holiday somewhere I enjoy than have a 9-5 I hated.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:26, Reply)
The club wasn't too bad for it but I will be rather sleep deprived by the end of this weekend.
I love what I do for living though and have never been so happy in work so I don't mind so much.
I'd rather work a bank holiday somewhere I enjoy than have a 9-5 I hated.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I had a coffee the other day and it made me feel really really horrible
so I conclude that nobody ever can enjoy coffee.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:25, Reply)
so I conclude that nobody ever can enjoy coffee.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Morning
I have been fricking about on t'interweb looking for fretwire as I've worn some out on my favourite gigging guitar. I might have a beer later.
In other news, I have an eye infection.
More news as it happens - stay tuned.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:13, Reply)
I have been fricking about on t'interweb looking for fretwire as I've worn some out on my favourite gigging guitar. I might have a beer later.
In other news, I have an eye infection.
More news as it happens - stay tuned.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:13, Reply)
The eye infection seems to be calming down
I have bought the necessary fretwire - should be here in a week. I've also been trawling the web looking for spare knobs (fnaaar) for the Doris's cooker - the chrome's flaking off - fuck me with a fluorescent cricket bat they're expensive!
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:36, Reply)
I have bought the necessary fretwire - should be here in a week. I've also been trawling the web looking for spare knobs (fnaaar) for the Doris's cooker - the chrome's flaking off - fuck me with a fluorescent cricket bat they're expensive!
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:36, Reply)
I'm sitting in the sunshine with a pair of buzzards circling majestically above me.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)
There's a massive crow hopping about a few metres away from me now
I should gaz baldmonkey
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I should gaz baldmonkey
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I did think I might have a breakfast beer today. Is that bad? I don't think so.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:02, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Breakfast beer is only allowed as hair of the dog.
Otherwise it's on par with payday cans
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Otherwise it's on par with payday cans
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Buying chocolate eggs, getting a haircut, watching Indian premier league cricket
Wondering why I haven't been paid........
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Wondering why I haven't been paid........
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Don't worry pal, I treated myself to some earlier in the week.
It's not the same though :(
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
It's not the same though :(
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
It's fine mate, I don't need the money, it's the principle.
I am also choosing to ignore that reference.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:01, Reply)
I am also choosing to ignore that reference.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:01, Reply)
I am coming up with business names for a business and then choosing one.
I am then going to do gardening (mostly on the horizontal), specifically an iron treatment for the lawn which will green the grass and kill the moss.
I am then going clay pigeon shooting at the local clay pigeon place.
After that, pub till daft o'clock.
ps. I have terrible d.o.m.s and going downstairs or trying to lower my personage onto the lavatory is very painful in the quadriceps.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I am then going to do gardening (mostly on the horizontal), specifically an iron treatment for the lawn which will green the grass and kill the moss.
I am then going clay pigeon shooting at the local clay pigeon place.
After that, pub till daft o'clock.
ps. I have terrible d.o.m.s and going downstairs or trying to lower my personage onto the lavatory is very painful in the quadriceps.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:31, Reply)
If you're staying at the pub until daft o'clock
remember that the last bus is at quarter to OHFUCK
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
remember that the last bus is at quarter to OHFUCK
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Terrible nights sleep, followed by early morning, about to be followed by trip to my mother's
I am a glutton for punishment. Hopefully I'll be killed on the way there.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I am a glutton for punishment. Hopefully I'll be killed on the way there.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I'm gonna hang out the washing on the Siegfried Line.
'Cause the washing day is here.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
'Cause the washing day is here.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Got back safely from That London this morning.
Been to the shops, gave my landlady a crème egg Easter egg. Might head into That Oxford this evening for drinkies.
:D
HAPPY CHOCOLATE ZOMBIE JEW WEEKEND EVERYONE!
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 17:25, Reply)
Been to the shops, gave my landlady a crème egg Easter egg. Might head into That Oxford this evening for drinkies.
:D
HAPPY CHOCOLATE ZOMBIE JEW WEEKEND EVERYONE!
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 17:25, Reply)
Cor! Imagine the possibilities!
I have nearly exhausted my non payday cans, and as I haven't been paid this week I'm not sure what to do.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:54, Reply)
I have nearly exhausted my non payday cans, and as I haven't been paid this week I'm not sure what to do.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:54, Reply)
you could go round montys and offer him a gob job for a fiver, it seems to be all the rage
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:55, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Well I could, but I think he turned the first one down. I don't suppose I'd fair any better.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:00, Reply)
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:00, Reply)
I probably won't bother. I'm just disappointed I can't get official payday cans when I haven't been paid.
Now they're just "cans"
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Now they're just "cans"
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:05, Reply)
just aint the same, huh?
i haz el vino, not payday but nice in the sunny garden all the same
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:08, Reply)
i haz el vino, not payday but nice in the sunny garden all the same
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:08, Reply)
I have a selection of beer in the fridge. One bottle I bought accidentally is one of these "Weiss" beers.
It looks like a bottle of cum.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:11, Reply)
It looks like a bottle of cum.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:11, Reply)
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