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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day
I am disgusted to the core of my being
That you are all so butt Fuckingly gay.
But se'sly, glorious day here in Cornwall. I am outside having a cup of tea and looking at the views like a Townie. Just trying to decide what might pass as entertainment around here today?
Alt. How are the sick people today? Monts, get yourself down the quacks.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:54, 131 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I am disgusted to the core of my being
That you are all so butt Fuckingly gay.
But se'sly, glorious day here in Cornwall. I am outside having a cup of tea and looking at the views like a Townie. Just trying to decide what might pass as entertainment around here today?
Alt. How are the sick people today? Monts, get yourself down the quacks.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:54, 131 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Oh what an average morning
For a homunculus, or 'Munc'
Sadly I live down in Folkestone
That's why I spend half my life drunk
There's my plan right there, all day baby, all day.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:07, Reply)
For a homunculus, or 'Munc'
Sadly I live down in Folkestone
That's why I spend half my life drunk
There's my plan right there, all day baby, all day.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:07, Reply)
It's a plan I can fully endorse. Brrrab 2 dozen stellas brrabab.
Bank holiday weekends are traditionally DIY weekends, no plans in this regard?
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Bank holiday weekends are traditionally DIY weekends, no plans in this regard?
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Skills.
Make sure you wash your hands before any breakfast is attempted.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Make sure you wash your hands before any breakfast is attempted.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:23, Reply)
I mended a door yesterday, that'll have to do.
And yes, it was my back door.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:26, Reply)
And yes, it was my back door.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:26, Reply)
I'm not working Tuesday, but I am Wednesday.
If I was free I'd have suggested tea and cake as you were driving past.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:32, Reply)
If I was free I'd have suggested tea and cake as you were driving past.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Shame.
Took me five and a half hours in the motor AND I left at 3am.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Took me five and a half hours in the motor AND I left at 3am.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:38, Reply)
this made me lol just now
What's all the fuss with Oscar Pistorius?
He's not the first guy who got legless and shot a load into his missus thinking she was someone else.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:37, Reply)
What's all the fuss with Oscar Pistorius?
He's not the first guy who got legless and shot a load into his missus thinking she was someone else.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:37, Reply)
This Easter morn has brought little despite from the snotty onslaught inside my head
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 10:31, Reply)
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Whisky and curry will sort that out.
Interspersed with shots of Nyquil.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Interspersed with shots of Nyquil.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Morning all
I've viewed a flat, bought dinner for this evening, bought flowers for the Doris, cleaned the kitchen and done two loads of washing. Go me!
Alt: my cold still isn't leaving but the eye infection seems to be slowly succumbing to the chloramphenicol onslaught.
In other news, had a delightful dinner in Coventry last night, followed by a cheeky pint in a dodgy biker's pub with a live band.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
I've viewed a flat, bought dinner for this evening, bought flowers for the Doris, cleaned the kitchen and done two loads of washing. Go me!
Alt: my cold still isn't leaving but the eye infection seems to be slowly succumbing to the chloramphenicol onslaught.
In other news, had a delightful dinner in Coventry last night, followed by a cheeky pint in a dodgy biker's pub with a live band.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Nope
I just want to live in a flat - done it before, much more convenient.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I just want to live in a flat - done it before, much more convenient.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Can't be arsed to garden
Top floor, no communal access, suits me.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Top floor, no communal access, suits me.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I have had a haircut and have now opened non-payday can #1
Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Mumbai Indians today!
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Mumbai Indians today!
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I've tried and it used to work, think I'm run down by lack of sleep
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Alright Stunned poster which part of Cornland are you at?
Alt: I refuse to be sick
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Alt: I refuse to be sick
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
going to make use of the one goods day of the weekend
By going to Ken palace. Dinner and drinks after that.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
By going to Ken palace. Dinner and drinks after that.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
smoking joints and watching 'Avengers Assemble
I was disgustingly drunk at the bingo last night and shamefully loved it. Hilarious. The caller thought he was Larry Grayson and the bar staff had extra chromosomes.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:13, Reply)
I was disgustingly drunk at the bingo last night and shamefully loved it. Hilarious. The caller thought he was Larry Grayson and the bar staff had extra chromosomes.
( , Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:13, Reply)
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