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Pretzels fucking rockWhat else rocks?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:03,
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We're going to have to disagree on this SportersI hope we can still be friends.
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Of courseOur love transcends mere snacking
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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I'm with you on this one RFI can sprinkle salt on 3-day stale bread and eat it if I want to, I choose not to because I'm not mental.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:22,
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Indeed.However, not liking pretzels does not guarantee that you aren't in fact mental. I would still check with your healthcare professional, just to be safe.
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\o/Theres a new kiddies cartoon about the Doozers these days, fact fans
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:08,
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Is it full of irritating shits who just say 'alright'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:09,
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My new trainers, timberlands, lager and jumpers (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:08,
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Homebrewing! (Not really)Although, it is a cheap way to get very drunk, which is nice.
Glad to see you back, Sporto.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:11,
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I intend to start homebrewing soonProper skint at the moment
Cheers!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:12,
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I got a starter kit for Christmas, although I fucked that one up (stored at wrong temperature)Started a new one, and it's come off rather well!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:18,
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Veg patch first, homebrew next(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:25,
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In recent vegetable news...I got my allotment all planted up a couple of weeks ago, only to discover that the water tap that the council installed doesn't actually fucking work.
Sad times.
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The two raised beds I built and planted are starting to come upThe garlic and beetroot, particularly so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:32,
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Someone nicked my beetroots. I caught 'em red-handed!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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Cool. I planted some broccoli and French beans in egg boxes on my kitchen window and they're rocketed in about a week.I'll plant them outside at the weekend. Nature is pretty fucking cool.
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I have lettuces, runner beans, red onions and purple sprouting brocolli out in the plot6 tomato varieties, sunflowers, courgettes, french beans, chard, sprouts and some other bits growing in pots ready for planting out in a week or so
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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Your choice of veg is straying towards 'gay'.Where the fuck are your spuds man?
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I haven't chitted them yet, gonna do it this evening(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:37,
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Aren't you a bit late?I got mine planted out a week or two back. Had them chitted weeks before that.
Also you're a southern woopsie, so you can get away with doing it even earlier in the year.
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I have so much to look forward to in my twilight years(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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Well you just need to start twinkling as you've got "gay" off to a good start(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35,
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Aids, lack of kids or grandkids, failed relationships and being disowned by family for your lifestyle. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:36,
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No AIDS here thanks.Parents don't mind it.
Don't want kids.
The only good relationship you need is with yourself.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:37,
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so you wouldn't mind being in solitary confinement for the rest of your life?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:38,
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WELL, LET'S HOPE i NEVER GET CAUGHT, EH?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:43,
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I don't have a relationship with myself, handsome as I am, I just don't fancy fellas.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:44,
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"If you can't love yourself, how the hell can you love anyone else" - RuPaul
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:59,
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I got my dad a homebrew kit as one of his birthday presents. Reckon it'll both keep him out of trouble and get him in trouble at the same time.
I look forward to the first batch of cider.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:30,
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Sounds good, but be carefulHomebrew cider can be fucking deadly, learned that one the hard way.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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I'll be amazed if he ever uses it. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:49,
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I found one in my larder (really) the other week that Id forgotten about.The yeast or whatever is out of date and im using the plastic bin as a washing basket.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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I like the little chocolate covered ones(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:16,
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Me tooThey shouldn't work but they do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:25,
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He's talking about black kids' cunts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:26,
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Gene Vincent Rocks!And The Blue Caps Roll
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:23,
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I got a free Stella glass with four pint size payday cans. WOOP WOOP (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:27,
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Stella.That's the payday can of management.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:31,
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Yeah, it suits me. I like Stella. #andwot?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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nah man it's full of chemicals and shit that make people violent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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Oh yeah I forgot that scientifically flawed arguement. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35,
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I don't mind because I like chemicals and violence (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:38,
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Can I have it? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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Change this for worcester sauce twiglets and you have yourself a deal!or you can just JEW OFF!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:29,
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Twiglets are too fucking messy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:32,
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innit, it looks like you've been clapping your hands in the toilet afterwards. And they get all over your silver'n'white keyboard.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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Twiglets are rubbish. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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MOTORHEAD, you prick.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:31,
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Geek.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:40,
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That's the way I like it, baby.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:43,
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Hang on, I might have been rash below, Jalapeño snyders are the business.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:45,
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yepand the hot buffalo wings ones. and the sausage and mustard ones.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna get some on the way home. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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they are awesometesco now have them. a good day for tastebuds.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:01,
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Get her and her fancy ñ(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:49,
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Auto correct did it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:51,
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OMG YESHoney and mustard, and jellipino OMG.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:45,
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I don't even like spicy-hot stuff, or green peppers, but they're great.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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Jellipino(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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#jellipino(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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I deleted my Twitter because it hot taken over by some bloke posting nonsense in a foreign language. Well I assume it was nonsense. I don't speak foreign.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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Bit extreme, I just stopped following Jaysham (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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wtf? did it start posting from you, or did you follow abu hanza?My twitter started filling up with anti-EDL stuff and got so political that I deleted it, so I started a new one and now it's all about cool bits of internet that I can steal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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well, I didn't dleete it, i just stopped using it and went by a new name.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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It started posting for me. Confused me a bit if I'm honest. Well, it's gone now.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:52,
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The odds are you signed into one of those "Log in with Twitter" websites and they used it to take over your account.There is a permissions box when you use them, which say what they're requesting, and *racist remark about practices outside of the western world*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:59,
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No they don't you knob. Stop talking nonsense.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:45,
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Cuban Sandwiches(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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I had a cuban sandwich for lunch, and it was good.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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Small hijackI have some stewing steak at home, and I'm bored of just doing a standard stew with it, any other recipes I could use?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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Stick it up your bum. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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Why would you do that? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:52,
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Chili con carne works well with chunks of beef instead of minced. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:49,
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Chunky chilli could be a bloody good shout, actuallyFinally worked out how to get it right, so shall go for it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:52,
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it works even better with vegetables instead of dead cowmuch more variety in texture and taste
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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Nah' man, veg lasagnia is better than meat, and thats coming from someone who dines on swine.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:06,
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change that 'e' to an 'a' and i'll understand where you're coming from; but still disagree.#ewww
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:07,
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MEAT LASAGNA IS BETTER THAN VEGETABLE LASAGNA FACT!
IGNORE GONZ HE MAKES IT WITH SWINE!
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Peej, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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I AGREE BUT VEGETABLE LAZZAGNYIA IS FAR FROM REVOLTING(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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Swipey done a good one. I don't mind vegetable only meals at all, but don't like the meat substitutes, tofu or nut roast.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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They have their place(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:15,
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I haven't tried many recently, but they were disgusting when I last had a go.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:16,
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I like it in a stir fry(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:21,
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tofu is gross but quorn mince is okhowever, nut roast is delicious. ignore the foodwrong frog.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:27,
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A veggie one can be good, a good meat one is better though.See also Stroganoff - mushroom one acceptable, beef one better.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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I've had too many bad mushroom Stroganoffs to ever consider it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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mushroom and pepper goulash is a thing of beauty when done well(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:26,
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Iceland veggie lasagne for one on a BOGOF offer for you and your bum friend is revolting I'm sure, but I have eaten excellent vegetable lasagne so nerr(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:11,
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Urgh. I cook, thank you very much. None of that Iceland frozen modifcations(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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Then why would you think vegetable lasagne is revolting?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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STRIKETHROUGH - STABBER!!!111!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:14,
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Oh yeah, bit of an old 'shitcook' is he? I see...(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:15,
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Seriously - kill yourself.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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I add vegetables to it, I'm not entirely a foodwrong.But chilli requires meat, this is fact.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:01,
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^I always use diced beef in my chilli. Slow cook it so it's nice and tender
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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Will fry the seasoned onions & meat, then whack the lot into the slow cooker, I reckon(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:03,
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You and your deviant sexual practices(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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They are a disgusting example of awful kraut food. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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