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Swipe eats fish. 1 life 1 meal
Whereas cows provide many meals to many people.
Can you think of anything else that makes swipe a MASSIVE HYPOCRITE!
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:31, 102 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Whereas cows provide many meals to many people.
Can you think of anything else that makes swipe a MASSIVE HYPOCRITE!
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:31, 102 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
now hang on
when did i ever say you shouldn't eat meat? i just said it tasted nasty. i have never claimed to have any principles.
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.
also nil points to battered/dozer (they're the same person anyway) for strikethroughs to make me massive.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
when did i ever say you shouldn't eat meat? i just said it tasted nasty. i have never claimed to have any principles.
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.
also nil points to battered/dozer (they're the same person anyway) for strikethroughs to make me massive.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
when did ever say you shouldnt eat eat? i just said it tasted nasty. i have never claimed to have any principles.
GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.
also nil points to battered/dozer (they're the same person anyway) for strikethroughs to make me.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I have NEVER been so insulted in my 40 years on the planet.
You CUNT.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)
You CUNT.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:35, Reply)
She probably has it in for the tinned alcohol purchased on remuneration day as well.
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( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Also if its nothing to do with morals SHUT YOUR FUCKING GINGER NORTHERN MOUTH!
I DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF AUBERGINE, DO I FUCKING GO ON ABOUT IT? NO! SO FUCK OFF SLAGGING OFF DAMN GOOD FOOD SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE STUPID TASTEBUDS! YHPCCIYM FFS!
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF AUBERGINE, DO I FUCKING GO ON ABOUT IT? NO! SO FUCK OFF SLAGGING OFF DAMN GOOD FOOD SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE STUPID TASTEBUDS! YHPCCIYM FFS!
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:40, Reply)
What's happened to /offtopic?
It's gone even more loopy than usual.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
It's gone even more loopy than usual.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I'm not ginger, I have a house in Cornwall and I like beef.
I'm just throwing that info out there in case you're interested.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I'm just throwing that info out there in case you're interested.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I just want to add something to the lasagne talk.
The best lasagne is lentil lasagne. I'm not even joking. Shit is tight yo.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
The best lasagne is lentil lasagne. I'm not even joking. Shit is tight yo.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I think this might be the first day we've ever agreed on food.
Maybe you're not so bad after all.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Maybe you're not so bad after all.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)
i'm fucking awesome, me
ask berk and monty, they'll back me up. not peej, he's a noncy cornish wannabe pirate
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
ask berk and monty, they'll back me up. not peej, he's a noncy cornish wannabe pirate
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:45, Reply)
We went out for pies
and her pie didn't have meat in. Then she ran off and stood me up on our next date. Mind you she isn't averse to having a bit of meat in her mouth as I discovered about the bins.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
and her pie didn't have meat in. Then she ran off and stood me up on our next date. Mind you she isn't averse to having a bit of meat in her mouth as I discovered about the bins.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I said the next time I'm in York I will actually really meet him for a pint
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That's a few people sorted for Christmas
www.amazon.com/Gehwol-Wooden-Pedi-File/dp/B007Z2HZZ4
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:50, Reply)
www.amazon.com/Gehwol-Wooden-Pedi-File/dp/B007Z2HZZ4
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Do you know a lot of people with rough, calloused skin on their feet then?
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Oh, is that what it's for?
I'll look for something else for Nakers.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I'll look for something else for Nakers.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:05, Reply)
That too
Actually, I've not made a curry for ages. I will resolve this at the weekend
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Actually, I've not made a curry for ages. I will resolve this at the weekend
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
His takeaway doesn't open until 7pm.
Which also explains why he never posts in the evening.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Which also explains why he never posts in the evening.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Greggs is rather limited.
Go further afield and you can't even get ham and pease pudding!
:( I miss Stotties
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Go further afield and you can't even get ham and pease pudding!
:( I miss Stotties
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:18, Reply)
You can get some tinned monstrosity in the supermarkets but it's not the same
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( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Split peas/lentils cooked in the water from boiling a ham
Think dhal with hammy goodness but more firm. You can spread it like butter on your bread
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Think dhal with hammy goodness but more firm. You can spread it like butter on your bread
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:30, Reply)
I introduced the other half to it also.
It was "surprisingly good"
Nice on a warm sausage sandwich with red sauce
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
It was "surprisingly good"
Nice on a warm sausage sandwich with red sauce
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I agree
Apart from the 'red sauce' thing. Cold sauces in general are an abomination - AN ABOMINATION!!!
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:11, Reply)
Apart from the 'red sauce' thing. Cold sauces in general are an abomination - AN ABOMINATION!!!
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:11, Reply)
SWIPE EATS NYOMMY BACUN SAMMIDGES
SWIPES FAVORIT VEGITABEL IS PEAS
SWIPE DRINKS PAYDAY CANZ BUT NOT WIV A STRAW
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
SWIPES FAVORIT VEGITABEL IS PEAS
SWIPE DRINKS PAYDAY CANZ BUT NOT WIV A STRAW
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:07, Reply)
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( , Wed 28 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
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( , Wed 28 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I'm not putting anything of mine in anything of yours if that's what you're getting at.
I've got more class than that.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I've got more class than that.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)
The Shamen's quest to get kids eating healthier failed at the first hurdle
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( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:33, Reply)
No
What the fuck is wrong with people thinking the workplace is a fucking social club or, I dunno, the fucking cafe at Lassiters or some shit? Just fuck off with your creepy 3D baby photos, I've got a headache from debugging stored procedures all day and most importantly I don't give a fuck.
And who let my pregnant wife in here in the first place? badum-tsh
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:15, Reply)
What the fuck is wrong with people thinking the workplace is a fucking social club or, I dunno, the fucking cafe at Lassiters or some shit? Just fuck off with your creepy 3D baby photos, I've got a headache from debugging stored procedures all day and most importantly I don't give a fuck.
And who let my pregnant wife in here in the first place? badum-tsh
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Alright AA
Any chance your lot can fuck up the title race in the next few weeks? My Liverpool supporting wife and eldest son and going to be fucking unbearable for the foreseeable future.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Any chance your lot can fuck up the title race in the next few weeks? My Liverpool supporting wife and eldest son and going to be fucking unbearable for the foreseeable future.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Sorry, I'm rather hoping not
I've been enjoying this season greatly, will be fucking excellent if we do win it. Then again, would have been fantastic to seal it at Chelsea, rub it right in Mourinho's smug fucking face.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I've been enjoying this season greatly, will be fucking excellent if we do win it. Then again, would have been fantastic to seal it at Chelsea, rub it right in Mourinho's smug fucking face.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I love SQL
I used to do a lot of application development but since I've moved to a specialised SQl role I've been far happier. The headache's probably due to all the daytime drinking.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
I used to do a lot of application development but since I've moved to a specialised SQl role I've been far happier. The headache's probably due to all the daytime drinking.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
I hope asian security guard 'Badum Tish' made her sign in
And issued her with a temporary pass.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:17, Reply)
And issued her with a temporary pass.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:17, Reply)
*jots down ideas for a security guard sitcom*
*remembers Nightingales*
*stops*
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
*remembers Nightingales*
*stops*
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Only with people, GJ
swanning around and breathing all over the place.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:31, Reply)
swanning around and breathing all over the place.
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:31, Reply)
I like prawn sandwiches
because it means eating so many individuals at once.
just like your mum
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:18, Reply)
because it means eating so many individuals at once.
just like your mum
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:18, Reply)
If a cow feeds more people than just you, then you're doing meat eating wrong.
#justsayin' #impactedcolon
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
#justsayin' #impactedcolon
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Depends how big the fish is I suppose
Swipey couldn't eat a whole Bluefin Tuna at one sitting.
Could she?
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Swipey couldn't eat a whole Bluefin Tuna at one sitting.
Could she?
( , Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:12, Reply)
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