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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The Past/DecisionsLast night I was out for beers with a good mate of mine who moved over to Zurich about 7 years ago. Proper reminisce times.
He moved out there as a result of an argument with someone here in work and applied for some jobs on the Friday, telephone interview on the Monday then flew out on the Tuesday
What snap decisions are you most happy with/unhappy with?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:44,
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On a whim, I decided to remove someone's car allowanceIt was well lol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:50,
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Unhappy about making the snap decision to be the 'slave in a sling'It was alright, just not as piggy as I would have liked.
Roast lamb for lunch.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:54,
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I would but I don't appear to have installed photoshop on this laptop and I'm not sure where I saved the installation files and key generator.(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)
It looks more like it's having a stroke than winking(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:31,
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Its like a roll eye garage door(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:32,
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I'm happy with where I'm living now, which was all done in a rush last year. Living with my ex in her property never really felt like my home & to have my own place that I chose in a rush and really like (and micro likes) has been excellent.When finances allow I might try & buy it off the landlord.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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Yep. Probably for another 6 months. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:57,
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And those that split with their wives last year without finances having been resolved.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:56,
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And people who're test-driving living with their missus.#totallynotinsecureaboutrenting
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Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00,
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I rented with my mrs for two yearsand then we bought a house together and then got married.
SO it can work. Probably not for you though.
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So, like the man said, poor people.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10,
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yeryou should tell that to some of my private clients who spunk tens of thousands a week to rent. man i love dealing with totally rational complaints.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:05,
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In your role as a conveyancer, does anyone ever give a fuck about the EPC?And do you know roughly how much one should cost, and who I actually go to to get one?
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i'm not a conveyancerpeople care a lot about energy consumption and tax in the buildings i deal with, but they are mostly massive commercial units. and they are always fighting about who has to pay for what.
i'd ask your estate agent. they'll tell you and also know someone who does it locally.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15,
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But surely anyone recommended by my estate agent will be a massive rip off merchant?(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
if only there were some kind of magical thing that you could type on, to find competitors, and ring around for quotes... ack....(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:21,
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but i don't, not that kind of lawyou would come to me if they fucked it up and you needed to sue them for LOADSA MONEY.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:28,
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\o/Good stuff. I have another viewing on my other house on Saturday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:57,
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Quicker it goes the better nowI need the cash out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:58,
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Just dont want to have to re-rent it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00,
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he's too busy trolling and deleting on qotw(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10,
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It did read a little like him, didn't itWhy isn't he using his main account at the moment?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15,
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Nah, still thereEven changed his name again
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:19,
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I chose my halls when I was in France, they were shit and full of shit cuntsRuined my first year
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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this was not unique to your hallsthis was just france. being france.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10,
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I lived in a house in my first year, that ruined mine.Because it was in Wales. It ruined the other years, too.
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Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22,
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I was a bit embarrassed about this burd paying for pizzaSo I made a snap decision to not thank her for it. Christ that was a mistake...
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I buy the same black boots every couple if years, I might treat myself this year.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:06,
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My brown boots are falling apartThis upsets me as they are the most comfortable shoes I've ever owned
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:06,
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This wouldn't happen if you bought the same pair every couple of years, like AWESOME people do(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10,
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I have a growing collection of boots I couldn't afford before because I have reams of disposable income now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:07,
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Yes, I get paid in huge rolls of uncut notes, I just cut off what I need as and when.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09,
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That's handy. My expenses haven't come through, can you spot me a fiver?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09,
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Yes, send me a stamped addressed envelope and I will sort you out pal.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10,
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MEATSNAKE. 4 meat road
Snaketown
Ballsford
BAW B4G
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15,
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I miss baldmonkey(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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I made a snap decision to call my children Chlamydia and Paulo the wonder horsei fear they will grow up to regret it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:58,
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hahahahaha!Genuine officelols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00,
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I regret ever coming to this God awful website. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:04,
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hahaha!You down with PVC?
Yeah you know me!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:07,
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i make impulsive small decisions like having my hair cut short or my nails manicured glittery greenbut big decisions are thought about and second-guessed for a bit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09,
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I've just made a snap decision to combine chives with Chicken Thursday™. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09,
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Chicken chive Thursday. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10,
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you're telling me lies, yeah(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13,
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tell me chives , tell me sweet little chives(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:23,
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That is a fucking excellent idea. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13,
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You of all people know that wasn't me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:14,
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i don't have any sockswe all know it was dozer himself, trying to stir up a bit of excitement into his sad little "life"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:16,
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totally stupid phone call on my mobile"is that rachelswipe?"
"who is this?"
"i can't tell you until you've confirmed it's rachelswipe."
"i'm not telling you who i am until you tell me who you are."
"i can't tell you until you've confirmed it's rachelswipe."
"bye then."
fucking muppet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13,
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It is about time she told me her real name(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:18,
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you'd still shout out "mummy" at the vinegars(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20,
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I did, yesDid you not get it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22,
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I can't help it, my mum is the only other older woman I have been with(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20,
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Oh I say.I feel obliged to click 'I like this' but I'm not sure that I do.
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Were they actually saying rachelswipe or your real name?Narrows it down.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:05,
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I made the decision to not include sugar snap peas in my stir fry last nightDoes that count?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:16,
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Went pretty well without itJust glad I was able to eat within about 10 minutes of getting in last night, was so bloody hungry
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:24,
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Let the carrot see the pastie(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:17,
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I did toobut as a student in a city with so many cinemas we never paid more than about 3 quid for a film, I saw pretty much everything that got released for a couple of years.
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Yeh me tooI had a pass for one of the cinemas in Ealing. if I didn't have tme to watch a whole film I'd watch half and go back and watch the other half another day. Its how I ended up missing the entire middle part of Castaway.
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Peej, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:33,
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I used to live thereAround the times castaway and hollowman cam out
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Peej, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:40,
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You lot are a minority, now. Apparently.That means I can now be racist against you! :D
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Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:45,
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I wish I'd moved out of Newcastle sooner.Part of me wishes I'd stuck in doing law but I had so much fun otherwise.
Finishing A-Levels was another one but I wouldn't have furthered my education past there.
My Dad said I was always moving from one favourite thing to the next as a kid.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:03,
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I was out at the pub with my mate Dan (amongst others) last nightWe were talking about him coming out years ago and he was so worried about it. When he plucked up the courage to say something in a pub down the quayside, we all just went "yer, we know" and went back to drinking again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:06,
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Hah! Yeah people knew about me too.My parents would ask me when we were unpacking shopping on a Saturday and I'd have the gayest hissy fit, thrice deny it and storm up to my room.
I didn't actually come out til 6th form when two mates did and I had back up!It wasn't as open as it is now. I think Queer as Folk was just on telly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:10,
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I genuinely dont think people give a fuck these daysI suppose telling parents, etc. could be hard
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:11,
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I just wish they wouldn't shove it in our faces.Although I have friends who supported gay marriage, I didn't. We had Civil Partnership. Why push for more?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:14,
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I thought you loved having it shoved in your face(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:17,
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*sips gin*I don't know what you mean.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:18,
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because all adults should have the same marriage rights rather than separateYou're not advocating discrimination based on sexuality, are you?
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Sometimes.I hate them screamy orange queers too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:25,
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Us normals don't get the option to have a civil partnership though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:28,
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Would you rather have had a thick husband then? Jason's up for it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:29,
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Jason is pretty fucking thick innit. It's just as well that he won't breed.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:33,
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I strongly disagree, knuckle dragging bigots everywhere. Just last week I had a guy in a pub telling me that I (the gays) should stop shoving the GAY AGENDA on his children and grandchildren. I asked him how many children he had and his reply was none.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:22,
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Because we do.Even I was embarrassed by the whole marriage thing.
Saying that there are still countries like Russia and Uganda where we should be shoving it more. UK is fine.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:25,
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I told my mum I was gay, but she didn't believe me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:11,
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For the lols or the attention?Are we talking last week or when you were younger?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:13,
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Just to wind her up years ago.I phoned her and said 'I've got something I need to tell you.....I'm gay', and I did some of my best actoring as if I really had to build up to it, and she just said 'No you aren't'.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:16,
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I had the lead role in several school productions!!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:18,
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Did you get slapped by a big orange glove?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:23,
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I was one of hundreds of people running along the white cliffs of Dover.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24,
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were you the morbidly obese guy at the front?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:44,
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No, I was the distinctly average one with long hair and an undercut in the middle(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:50,
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No that would have been Fanta, you knob.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:25,
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I was going for the Clyde thing.Moving on...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:32,
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You don't think I'm acute?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40,
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Poor Frog, forced to live a lieNo wonder you always go for such butch women
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:14,
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My mum once said "if you're gay, it's ok" to me.No mum, I wasn't gay. I wasn't bringing girls home because I was ugly.
*runs crying to bedroom*
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Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:23,
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I reckon she did it on purpose to take the piss. She's such a bitch.(
Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:29,
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this^Even teh gays love tits
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37,
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My missus has a gay friend who finds them repulsive(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:38,
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He's ok with man milk(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40,
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I can see this product in Tesco tomorrow(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:42,
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Big or smallI like 'em all
Pink or brown
Nips up or down
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:42,
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so does clown but no one wants to think about Dozer's bitch tits(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:47,
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