Where are you, you bastards?
Don't tell me you've all gone to bed, it's only 23:11 FFS!
Alt: Night time snacks? I'm eating caramel snackajacks.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:10, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

STELLA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:17, Reply)

Excellent choice!
I have no alcohol in the house. Bad planning on my part.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:18, Reply)

Oh poor show cap'n

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:20, Reply)

I am ashamed of myself
I'd drink to forget the shame - but I have no alcohol. It's a vicious circle.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:23, Reply)

Had some Turkish lager earlier, but it's nice to come back to the reassuringly expensive chemical fuelled standard

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:24, Reply)

Turkish lager?
Intriguing. Stella is just a headache waiting to happen, gives me the worst* hangovers.

*Not the actual worst of all time, that was when I got ratted on Ouzo when I was 15. Ached for DAYS
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:28, Reply)

This so called Turkish lager was served in some sort of gay flute glass, it was probably just carlsberg

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:30, Reply)

Watered down Carlsberg.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:45, Reply)

All carlsberg is watered down

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:47, Reply)

I've been to The Pub.
It was better than The Internet.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:34, Reply)

I went to a restaurant, it was better than the internet but not as good as the pub

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:36, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:53, Reply)

Yer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:53, Reply)

went to a comedy club
now eating hot cross buns
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:54, Reply)

We went to a comedy club last week and got mocked

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:55, Reply)

you probably deserved it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 0:03, Reply)

We were unintentionally wearing similar clothing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 0:04, Reply)

by 'we' do you mean you
and the mirror you carry round to make you feel better?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 0:06, Reply)

Yes, that, but i also meant me and swipe

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 0:08, Reply)