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How much booze does it take for you to end up with hangover?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:32,
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6 pints of Heineken, 2 glasses of wine and 4 tequilas(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:35,
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These days, probably not a huge amount as I rarely get enough sleepThere are hangovers and HANGOVERS though. Not had a HANGOVER for many a year and I used to put serious amounts away, back in the days before I was a boring old cunt. Actually, last time was out with McBeef, which says a lot
I prefer a more leisurely drink these days.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:35,
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McBeef has severe form in this area. Bastard is responsible for quite a few of my hangovers.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:37,
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The 4 pints we had before meeting may well have contributed too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:37,
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When I went in the town with him it was all rather civilised, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:45,
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Anything from a bottle of wine up.The only thing that varies is severity. I'm made of paper.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:35,
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You said you drank a bottle with the doris most nights?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:36,
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It's one of the reasons he's such a chirpy character at work(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:43,
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Made of fucking paper, I tell you.I drank proper heavily on Monday and I still feel terrible.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:45,
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These days I either wake up still pissed if I'm working, or manage to sleep it off if I'm not.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:36,
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Between 5 and 9 pints depending on strength send speed and food intake. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:36,
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YeahAn all day session I always seem to pace myself just right.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:38,
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If I start at 4 and finish at midnight I'm fine, I often feel worse trying to cram in as many beers as I can in a couple of hours.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:39,
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this^See our Christmas Do where the free bar was on for a limited time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:41,
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I'll take that bet. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:43,
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Does MEATSNAKE work for MI5?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:43,
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MEATSNAKE! is Felix Lighter. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:44,
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It's really rather pleasant for me for someone else here to get stick about their height. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:50,
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the stick is still about 5 inches about your head(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:55,
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Are you taller than Frog?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:56,
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about an inch shorterhe hates it when i wear my super high stilettos.
fortunately for him i'm usually too lazy so he gets trainers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:02,
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ABOUT 5'6!!!!!111!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:52,
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Thanks, but I have to get my sisters present :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:00,
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Boyce and I are going for a Needos if you fancy it. Batts also if you are free and interested.
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I'd love to but not sure I've got time.What time are you heading over there?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:07,
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I am 'interested'.....will let you know!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:08,
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Food does make a massive difference.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:37,
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Yeah, fatty. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:41,
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Varies hugely, no idea whyWhen I moved into my old place, I had 6 bottles of Grolsch, and spent the next day throwing up. I've had far more than that before and since, yet for some reason it went wrong that day.
I'm feeling surprisingly fresh this morning, considering.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:39,
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this^I did a night out with a few mates a while ago, drank fairly sensibly and spent the next day looking for the nail that must have been driven into my temples whilst almost choking to death on Special K vomit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:42,
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Dont vomit itIt comes out like a fucking sausage and nearly killed me as I couldnt breathe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:59,
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Maybe someone spiked your drink in a vain attempt to make you less boring. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:44,
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Completely. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:46,
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There are too many factors at playmeaning a relatively small amount can cause a horrendous hangover, or occasionally, life-threatening amounts can leave you as fresh as a daisy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:39,
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More when I mix drinks really. Spirits, beers, ciders, shots.I can drink a lot though. Say ten doubles and 5 shots?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:40,
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Yeah, sorry im not a full blown alkie.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:42,
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What is the distinction you are drawing here between spirits and shots?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:53,
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That having a shot of pure spirit is more potent than mixed perhaps?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:59,
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18 pints, 4 bottles of red wine, 2 bottles of white wine a bottle of Rosehalf a bottle of scotch 5 spliffs, 3 E's, a kilo of hroa hrain and Boots prawn sanger.
TOP LUNCH!
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It's a balancing act alright(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:42,
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If any of the listed items were done to excess it'd be a train wreck. (, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Just go easy on the prawn sandwiches yeah?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:44,
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You know sympathy pains?Well, I read that and my foot fell off.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:44,
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Nothing wrong with my foot, pal. If you don't believe me I'll go home and get it!
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Since I switched from pints to G&T a couple of years back I don't think I've had a single hangover.And that includes one night drinking from 5pm through till 2:30am - some of which was drinking doubles.
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You've been drinking with Lighty?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:47,
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couple of beers, bottle of red, 3 or 4 big whiskiesor "Tuesday night" as I like to call it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:41,
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On my birthday I went out and had about six or seven pints and was sick on the way back to the tubeOther than that I haven't been in a position to be able to drink enough to get a hangover since I was at Bloodstock last year.
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Parenthood does that.My liver likes the nights that micro spends at mine as I don't drink & parent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:46,
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I don't booze when micro spends the night at mine. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:49,
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Yeah, it's quite possible to have a beer and look after a child.But best not to have six in case they actually do hurt themselves and you need to take them to A&E
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Ah they'll send an ambulance if it's that bad(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:56,
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That one night a fortnight is keeping cirrhosis at the door, eh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:51,
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Yeah, it's not advisable to drink and parentbecause it's usually preferred that only one of them staggers about, pisses themself and bangs their head on the coffee table.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:50,
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Im shit with pints. Three gets me on the way.Spirits I can drink all night long baby.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:48,
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Depends what I'm drinkingDecent beer and/or whisky/vodka.....quite a lot, no hangover.
Bottles of red wine, port, cheap lager, esp. in combination with the above......banging head for 2 days.
I find a couple of pints of water before sleep plus 2 ibuprofen works wonders......the problem is remembering this when hammered.
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set them out by your bed before you go out.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:02,
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I like this idea May not work for those more spontaneous occasions, but good all the same.
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it depends reallysometimes i get a headache after 2 shots; at other times i can drink all day and be perky as a spaniel's tits the next day
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:00,
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I can drink a large amount of booze and not get a hangover if I drink enough water or I can drink a few pints dehydrated and get a hangover.
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Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:01,
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Sportcow spelt Cornish Pasty incorrectlyThis is now a racist hate crime. Please hand yourself in to the nearest police station Sporters old chap. Sorry I don't make the rules.
Actually as if any more evidence was needed to prove Cornish nationalists are twats, one guy this morning was claiming it is now illegal to call the Cornish, English, same as it is to call the Scottish, Welsh and Irish, English. This man is a twat of the highest order and should get a medal for it.
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Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:12,
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This minority business is going to make you six toed cunts impossible to live with.We need border controls.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:14,
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I say give us all two days notice to clear out and then nuke the placeAnyone cornish nationalists will stay because they're idiots
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Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:24,
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That fella in the St Piran's flavoured toga will be a national hero now, I expect.I say "national", because you're a "nation" of Celtic people. Unlike the rest of England.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:29,
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They aren't a fucking nation. They live in a county without a motorwayand where their "superfast" broadband exists due to an EU grant. Backward fuckers.
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I'm being all satirical and PynchonesqueEveryone of British Isles based genetics is very nearly as Celtic or Saxon as everybody else. The whole thing's a total fallacy. You're talking differences of single figure percentages.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:35,
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Is there a reason the m5 just stops there? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:41,
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Dangerous to have horses, carts and slithering slack-jawed mutants on a motorway, Winders.(
Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:42,
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Yeah, I suppose. Still, seems a shame.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:43,
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I mean, there's a perfectly good national park they could cut through, Save a few housing estates that way.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:42,
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There's dirty great lumps of rock all along the road. If you wanted to widen it into a motorway, the navvies would have to shift themand the Irish are lazy, feckless bastards to a man.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:44,
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If it's in England, it's English.Apart from the muzzers
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:15,
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And the blacks (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:40,
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Im not racist...I don't like any of them.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:40,
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