I hope Tangiers comes back :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:45, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

he's like the gherkin that you get in burgers
you don't exactly hate him, but you certainly didn't order him, you aren't going to eat him, and he's always going to get left on the side of the plate.

but he's ALWAYS there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I like gherkins and I like tangiers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I like you too
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I dunno what her problem is with you m8, I'm always fighting your corner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I think she has a bit of a crush on me, which is awkward with how close you and I are, and she knows it can never be
It's fine though, she'll get over me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

^ gherkin! ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:29, Reply)

I'll always be on the side of your plate
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:35, Reply)

better than being shoved inside my greasy burger
i had an amazing veggie burger from sticky fingers last night. chickpea patty, right, standard, but with caramelised onions, aubergine chutney, lettuce and this chilli alioli stuff and somehow a bit of blue cheese got in there. AMAZING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)

It weren't exactly as good as my mega ribs though eh eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

settle down treacs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)