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Best thread ever. Sheds, clutches, lunchor whisky?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:50, 188 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
None of the above.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Hullo Tangle Wangle Quee!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Hi Twoosie, how's yousie?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Yeah, alright
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Just hearing that you are alright makes everything alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Rather negative.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:54, Reply)
BAKED BEAN CHAT
Where's Monty? I want to say 'Hullo Monty' and then have him reply in kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Morning.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Morning!
So you're a doctor right? I can trust you with something extremely personal right?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Of course:))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Ok, here goes
I'm seriously considering becoming a serial killer, focusing primarily on people who park illegally/irresponsibly, then moving on to people who are just generally rude and/or inconsiderate. How should I proceed?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:59, Reply)
"Shut up, crime"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Gently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:07, Reply)
D'you know, I used to be stric'ly Heinz, but some of these other beans are ok
HP anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)
Not saucy enough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:09, Reply)
I just think Heinz's days at the top of the pile are long gone
Even some of those weird brands that only exist in corner shops, like BestIn, are standing up against them and at a fraction of the price.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Really their dominance was based not on product quality but the brand image that they projected
Well the baked bean cataracts have truely my been peeled from eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Now you've put this out there, the next time you visit Tesco the shelves will be filled with other baked bean brands

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)
That's democracy my friend
God bless america
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)
'lunchor' please

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)
best of all the he-man baddies

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Best ons hsre.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:59, Reply)
I'm going to feel terrible when I sober up later.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:00, Reply)
Good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Shut up Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Think I'm going to need a triple in a bit:
Bread.
Bacon & egg.
Bread.
Bacon & mushroom.
Bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Go and have a shower you smell like Cyril Smith's ballbag

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Yes mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)
I approve of this message

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)
I approve of your iminant heart failure

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Unlikely
Had a full check up as part of the company's free private health thing - apart from the nerve damage and surgery bits I'm all tickety-boo. Liver function, heart function, cholesterol - all fine.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)
The smoking points of different cooking fats please bob

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Sitting in a wendy house, eating curry, drinking Knob Creek with a clutch up your arse.
or 'Saturday Night' as you call it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Bit early for you, ent it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:06, Reply)
I always get up earlier when the weather gets nicer.
Im like a hibernating animal.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)
If your were an animal you'd be a blobfish
junkee.com/while-you-were-sleeping-australias-blobfish-made-it-into-global-news/19644
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)
you'd be a "whiny fuckwit"

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)
That's not an animal sweetheart
Have another go
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Moaning Harpy?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)
I believe call centres like to harass the vulnerable at the beginning and end of the day
When success is most likely
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)
nope.
After 5pm has a higher contact rate
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)
^ definitely doesn't work in a call centre, oh no

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)
I work in an office. which has a call centre part.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Which you work in, we know Jay, we know ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)
how have I got time to chat to you lot if im on the phone constantly?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)
I would Imagine you type whilst talking, like I do?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)
I would imagine he struggles to chew gum and walk at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)
^ call centre drone admission right there.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)
No, I sell stuff Jason, motherfuckers be calling me, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)
CHRIST, men multi-tasking
what a terrifying idea
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)
you can't even wipe your arse by yourself

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)
I can sleep and snore at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)
you can't sleep and watch tv programmes though
however much you think you can. and then the blonde one er......... was there and............. BUT I WASN'T SLEEPING!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)
I nearly got away with it!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)
ALSO WORKS IN A CALL CENTRE.
Do you two have secret gay callcentre sex meet ups?
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nothing secretive about it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Speakerphone? kinky.

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HAHAHAHA YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:04, Reply)
I bet you're all like "Oh Jayse, are you going to close it? You can seal my deal any time. OWN THE CLIENT, OWN THE CLIENT"

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LETS GET THESE SALES AND MAKE THESE DEALS JAYSUMS! QUARTERLY TARGET BONUS IS WITHIN REACH! LETS SMASH THE GLASS CEILING!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Ain't you heard of three-way calling? Hook a bro' up yo'.

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^ denies working in IT ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)
He doesn't, he's a ********* manager in the **************** industry

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)
computer manager in the computer industry

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)
HE DOESNT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW PLEASE DELETE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)
but he's not even smoking a cigarette

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)
I hope Tangiers comes back :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)
he's like the gherkin that you get in burgers
you don't exactly hate him, but you certainly didn't order him, you aren't going to eat him, and he's always going to get left on the side of the plate.

but he's ALWAYS there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)
I like gherkins and I like tangiers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I like you too
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I dunno what her problem is with you m8, I'm always fighting your corner.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:21, Reply)
I think she has a bit of a crush on me, which is awkward with how close you and I are, and she knows it can never be
It's fine though, she'll get over me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)
^ gherkin! ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I'll always be on the side of your plate
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:35, Reply)
better than being shoved inside my greasy burger
i had an amazing veggie burger from sticky fingers last night. chickpea patty, right, standard, but with caramelised onions, aubergine chutney, lettuce and this chilli alioli stuff and somehow a bit of blue cheese got in there. AMAZING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)
It weren't exactly as good as my mega ribs though eh eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)
settle down treacs

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)
I'm so hungover, I may cry a little

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Why not hop in the shower with battered? You can wash each other's backs and weep gently together

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:15, Reply)

+ alls
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Is everyone hungover to fuck today?
Cos I am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I'm right as rain; aside from the fact that I'm in Bracknell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)
There's a lovely little pub by the train station there
I wouldn't stray further from the trains than that though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)
No time, got a meeting then back to london for all company update bollocks
Norwich is on next week...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Excellent news
I'll buy you a pint
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Not sure on my movements yet or where I'm staying
Somewhere loverly I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Linton Travel Tavern

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)
I feel fine

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)
No, I can control my drinking

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)
So the theme of the board is today
is "Hungover or a cunt"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)
But not your weight?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)
No. I don't drink myself to death through the week.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Yes, and the worst of it is I didn't even have the pleasure of a drink last night.
Man flu imminent I reckon.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Hangovers are the pursuit of determined and committed paedophiles.
Or maybe it's kids? One of them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Amazingly
and despite payday cans, I'm hangover free.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Needs more Cable Chat.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)
My cleaner asked for my advice on hdmi cables yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)
They're not practical for dusting.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)
FFS does she not realise how awkward it is for you to have to speak to her?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I hid in the bedroom yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Did she find you in the wardrobe when sh hung up your shirts?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)
"Above about a tenner, they're all the same"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Am hoping he might be in the next X-Men movie
as apparently Apocalypse is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Yessssss

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)
I reckon Vince Cable would be a fairly shit X man

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)
I think it's a high possiblity that Apocalypse will be in "X-Men: Age of Apocalypse".
www.imdb.com/title/tt3385516/
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Oh god, i'm sorry, i've just realised that i've totally done some kind of CEX/Forbiden Planet style sarcasam about a movie.
I've let you down, i've let myself down, and worst of all, i've let the team down.
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WHY DO THE CLEANERS KEEP MOVING MY BIN?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)
THIS!
Mine gets moved about an inch further forward each day, soon it won't even be by my desk! FUCK MY LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)
They moved it from one side of my desk to the other
WHY MUST THEY PROVOKE MY RAGE?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)
WITH IT'S NOSE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)
The missus has just phoned she has it in her head to buy a boat for family holidays. Anyone know anything about nautical stuff?Apparently theyre off out on one today.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Grace is a sailor?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Flys, floats or fucks - rent it.

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my dad has a shed
i don't go in it, haven't done for years and years. it looks spidery.

i never have to think about the clutch in my car. which is good, because when i had an old beetle, the clutch slipped off about 3 times in a year.

lunch will be a brown rice and wholegrain burrito, as i didn't get one yesterday.

whisky is gross. VODKA CHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)
what's a lunchor?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Someone that lunches.
As in professionally, rather than somebody that is currently at lunch, which would be "luncher".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Its a person that haxx into ur lunchbox

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)
all your baconz are belong to us

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:54, Reply)
minor character from game of thrones
slits people's throats for a flagon of mead and a hunk of roasted dragon haunch
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)
I am also slightly hungover this morning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)
UPDATE: Just threw up

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)
HAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I know, utterly amateur

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I'd send you home, with a verbal warning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I'd write him up for gross misconduct and fire him

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I'm not stupid enough to get caught, thankfully.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:33, Reply)
No, I bet your hardly stink of booze and vomit at all and look as fresh as a daisy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:36, Reply)
THere is no way that his boss is thinking "What a fucking tool"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:39, Reply)
He thinks that every day, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I smell of shower gel and vomit, more likely.
Also, I look surprisingly fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Clicken DIS

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:02, Reply)
I'm eating a bacon & egg sandwich. With a nice runny egg. Nice & greasy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I'd fucking love that right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I'd just like to throw my hat into the "slightly hungover" ring
Also, anyone got any recommendations for restaurants in Islington?

Googling I might go for The Elk in the Woods.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Is this to go on a second date with the bird?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Yup
Sunday. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:15, Reply)
She hot?
Please be aware this is the only thing that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)
She's visually impaired
which is more important to Lighty.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Cripples are alright, so long as they're hot cripples.
Like, a missing leg so long as the rest is a 10 is cool, but no Downsers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Don't be ridiculous, of course that isn't all that matters.
She needs to be under 30 as well
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Anything over 30 is a MILF, which gets you bro points.
You can't have a relationship with one, though. Just a few bangs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Yeah, but Lighty is like 50 or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:50, Reply)
I think so
she has that "woman prepared to talk to me" allure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Throw one or two up it, then bin it off for something younger.
*fist bump*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Also, having jogged around the park last night pre-boozing
I'm a little sunburnt and my calves are fucking agony.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Something something Jacob Dyer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:27, Reply)
the Elk is pretty good, Smokehouse for barbecue type stuff done a bit nicer than just lumps of meat,
Also Antepliler (Turkish) is supposed to be good but I haven't been.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Why are you called meatsnake now?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Because MEATSNAKE IZ DA BEZT LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)
if you want to pick the right place, ask her what kind of thing she likes
proper pub, gastropub, restaurant...

there's an amazing lebanese on upper street, just after it forks by essex road. and a nice moroccan too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)
She's a woman, I'll tell her what she likes

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:48, Reply)
it depends if you want to get laid or not...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)
women love that alpha shit according to bitter fedora wearers on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Definitely make sure to mention where it is you choose.
Islington is very close to me and I'm almost certain not to interrupt proceedings by turning up and helping myself to your chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Lunchor will be a breakfast brunch. Pondering potato pancakes or not.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)
I've just had a dump that was so nasty it should be treated as nuclear waste.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Did you shit out your entire personality?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:36, Reply)
probably just saw his face reflected in the water when he turned to stir eagerly through it with both hands

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)
*bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:45, Reply)
YER!
www.buzzfeed.com/rholdup/snarky-headlines-turned-into-normal-headlines-ow72
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Better
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:45, Reply)
"them slags smashed into the twin towers" is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I love Danny Dyer
He's so wonderfully, wonderfully thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Right, this has been troubling me for some time now
What exactly is a Dannydyer?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:51, Reply)
He used to be an actor
Now he's in Eastenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Which plays might I have seen him in?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:53, Reply)
He's an 'actor' who is nearly but not quite as thick as 'Mrs tangles'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Bless her, she tries so hard
It's almost endearing
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Buzzfeed is shit
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:48, Reply)
You're very narrow minded for a dirty hippie yurtster

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)
i disagree
most of it is meh, but they have the occasional blinder
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Yay, I got a UKIP letter through the post, i'm going to fill up some bottles with water.

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"water"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I'm not sure if I should use bottles of water, and risk postal issues, or just buy the cheapest biggest bags of rice that I can.

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Just get a load of stones from your garden & bag them up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I just got a flyer.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Good man, what you gonna do with it?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:08, Reply)
recycle it?
I'm quite good like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:13, Reply)
New thread.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:08, Reply)

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