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I just got a nice extra 80 quid today after setting up 2 direct debits for Council Tax.When was the last time you got an unexpected surprise/windfall/bumming?
Alt. How's the hangover coming on?
altalt. Your favourite Victor Meldrew moment
BYE!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:25,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Once I had an unexpected windfall, which cheered me up as it was just after a relative died.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:27,
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I get a house when my folks cark it.It's my Dad's 60th next year, so a while off yet.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:35,
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Yes, but this one is in Newcastle!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:37,
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Excuse me but my parents aren't dole scum.They and I have always worked.
Elitist cunt
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:49,
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They had a council house, ergo they were dole scum(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:49,
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but they are subsidised by the council no?Therefore dole scum, it's pretty simple
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:51,
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Bob Crow (RIP) wasn't dole scum though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:54,
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If his house was subsidised then he was receiving government benefits and was therefore dole scum(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:01,
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Then he was still depriving the more needy than him of a home(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:13,
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who wants to give the needy a home?depressing bastards
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:14,
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Probably full of flat screens bought from benefits.Well, now the economy's in the toilet. I hope they're happy with themselves.
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Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:55,
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You fucking spastic idiot cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:55,
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They bought their house.Which point are you missing?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:58,
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People that bought council houses were robbing the less well off of affordable housing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:01,
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Like this chap?www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/right-to-buy-housing-shame-third-ex-council-1743338
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:02,
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*Every* government since RTB is guilty of not re-investing that cash in more housing.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:36,
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They quite clearly bought it by saving their benefits money after living in a house for free for ages.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:01,
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Whilst taking cash-in-hand jobs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:02,
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Of course your depressed you live on a council estate in the north east and your only son has turned out to be a ppi pushing prick plunger(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:09,
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Look, Frog is over that episode now and hardly ever has to take any pills for it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:10,
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Good southern work ethic hereNot like those whinging ex miners
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:11,
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Im actually proud that my parents have worked for what they have.They might not have much but it's all theirs :)
My Mam had to stop working because she has severe epilepsy but she doesn't scrounge off the state either.
You want to have a go at state scroungers, look at the council house the Queen got!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:04,
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HoHO!!No, I live in a dingy bedsit, if rants on here are to be believed.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:08,
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OMG, UR PARENTS ARE THE DIRECT CAUSE OF THE HOUSING CRISIS !!!!1111Thatcher's Right to Buy was terrible etc ! Anyone who took up the offer for a stable home at the expense of the country 30 years down the line is a blahblah
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:09,
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tax rebate is always nicethey are cheeky gits though. i remember getting one letter telling me i was due £700; the cheque that followed was for £7. yeah, a "mistake". hmmmm.
alt: i haven't had any alcohol since....... god, at least 2 weeks ago.
altalt: when he picked up the dachshund puppy of course.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:33,
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funny how when they make a mistake it takes weeks to rectify, yet when you owe them it's speedy!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:34,
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and the one when the streetlamp went through his window and he ended up in bed with an old womanlol
how's the cat settling back in??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:45,
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what, the feeling of being banished and foreveralone?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:46,
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yes i have been treated pretty shoddily in the past haven't i?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:47,
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My mum once sent me a nice cheque, just because"I know how I would have felt when I was your age if my mum had done that".
Which was nice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:33,
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I found one of those Monopoly game stickers than McD's are giving away at the minute on the streetCoincidentally it was one I needed, I now have two of the three properties required to win a Mini Cooper. So now I just need the other one and I'm quids in. I'm sure it exists. No, really.
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They do exist.People team up and split the costs.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:42,
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Always with the PPI stuff"We claim our fees separately, so you get to keep ALL the money!!"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:50,
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I only seem to get unexpected bills and expensesFortunately I'm not living hand to mouth, so it's ok.
Alt: I don't have one.
Altalt: My fucking what now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:39,
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I like it when he says "I don't believe it"The ventriloquist one was funny.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:43,
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yeah, i see alrighti see you and dozer in the same light
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:46,
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Just bought a pint and some pork scratching for £4 that was surprisingAltalt: when he died
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:44,
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About 4 years ago some spanner left £200 hanging out of an ATM. So I had it away before they returned.
Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
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I found a tenner in my old jeans at the weekendAlt:
Gone now, due to Sainsbo's sammich and pop
AltAlt:
The end
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:51,
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Bit of a windfall this monthGotta love the bellends that withdraw budgets if they're not spent - the April rush to order and pay for stuff (even if it's not delivered) always makes me smile.
Alt: Didn't have one. Did sleep in as I'm WFH today.
Altalt: Buried up to his neck
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I hit the bonus at work and didn't realise until I got paid yesterday. That was nice. Alt: stage 2, I feel Ok, but am sure it's not long till I go down hill again.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 May 2014, 12:59,
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The power of pork should help(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:03,
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tggiI need to take yet ANOTHER exam on Citrix to keep my certifications up to date. I got a qualification a few years ago in it that only 200 people in the world have. Got me a free 80Gb video iPod for it though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:05,
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IT exams are as boring as they sound(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:13,
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I'm faced with either taking a ton of thoseor going back to university. I'm leaning towards university.
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Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:16,
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I've got about 10 to take......EXAMWOES
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:20,
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Still at least your employers appreciate you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:26,
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you so funnyThey pay for all the courses and exams which end up on my CV
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:28,
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Good job its paid for then, really(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:30,
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See! You didn't need that allowance anyway. Glad things are looking up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:32,
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Today they really are, yesFree cornish pastie too!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:35,
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INORITE!NOM
Needed more carrot, TBH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:38,
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You need an exam?I thought every problem was fixed by either killing the hung session or dropping their cache.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:44,
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Farm design/buildI'm a Citrix Certified Integration Architect, dontcha know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:45,
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Works perfectly at all MY sites*waggles tie*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:52,
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I'm going to be managing the Daviker system soon.I will join your angst.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:08,
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I have no idea how it works. I just know it ain't working.
I'll have to get some Krone-a-like drongo to fix it.
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Which I imagine they'll do cheerfully and efficiently and hardly smelling of BO at all!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:11,
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I'm adding to the IT sterotype by dropping hobnob crumbs all over my desk.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:53,
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call ITthey'll answer promptly and solve the problem quickly and efficiently
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:13,
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Hangover having the shit kicked out of it by nommy leftover Thai red curry from last nightCurrent physical issue no.1 is feeling like I've eaten molten lava, shortly to be surpassed by epic shits.
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A guy on the train is wearing grey tracksuit bottoms and a sweatshirtIsn't that what young offenders wear?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:26,
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He's probably just 'tweeted':"GUY ON TRAYN IZ IN PINK TROWSERZ AN A GREEN BLAZ-R LOLOLOLOL #GAY #FAGGIT #BENTSPAZ"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:30,
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He's already sussed out how much it would be worth to jump you when you get off the train.Reckon you could outrun him?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:30,
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He couldnt run a fucking bath(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:35,
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D'ya know where its gone in yet?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:38,
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And the next station is feltham, I wonder if he'll get off....(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:30,
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David Icke's stuff has been added to Netflix\o/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:34,
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I watched that Religulous documentary at Easter.Hilarious.
Bill Maher just openly mocks the ridiculous.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:48,
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Hang on, you got an extra 80 quid but it was just your own money back so you must have gone without it beforeAlso 80 quid for council tax? that's cheap do you live in a shoe box?
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Peej, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:57,
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First payment for this year :)I live in a 1 bed flat.
Rooms are quite large. it's been converted from some old building
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 14:00,
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