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Good morning offtopic
I'd like to know how you celebrated the gift of a free day off yesterday?
We took the calves to a soft play place and were the only ones there for a good hour or so. Quick lunch in the pub then off to a community farm event for a few hours, then back home for (in my case) bricklaying
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Best/Worst bank holiday stories
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:42, 31 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'd like to know how you celebrated the gift of a free day off yesterday?
We took the calves to a soft play place and were the only ones there for a good hour or so. Quick lunch in the pub then off to a community farm event for a few hours, then back home for (in my case) bricklaying
Alt:
Best/Worst bank holiday stories
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:42, 31 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Well, We Will Rock You was monumentally shit
Ben Elton truly is King of the Cunts. And Curly from Coronation Street was in it. And that was the fucking highlight. Spanked a couple on monkeys on substandard merlot in the intermission to make it through but the overwhelming third act arm-swaying dun me up like a facken kipper! Diabolcal liberties etc, etc.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Ben Elton truly is King of the Cunts. And Curly from Coronation Street was in it. And that was the fucking highlight. Spanked a couple on monkeys on substandard merlot in the intermission to make it through but the overwhelming third act arm-swaying dun me up like a facken kipper! Diabolcal liberties etc, etc.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:51, Reply)
I like musicals
I get totes emoshe and all that, but these cunts weren't even trying. They just took some undercooked Rocky Horror style cheese and wedged some Queen songs in the cracks. My excitement peaked when they did 'Who Wants to Live Forever' and I was looking forward to giving Highlander a rewatch for the gajillionth time.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I get totes emoshe and all that, but these cunts weren't even trying. They just took some undercooked Rocky Horror style cheese and wedged some Queen songs in the cracks. My excitement peaked when they did 'Who Wants to Live Forever' and I was looking forward to giving Highlander a rewatch for the gajillionth time.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I had the "pleasure" of watching Rocky Horror years ago
I could not get out of there fast enough
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I could not get out of there fast enough
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Definitely this.
I fucking hate musicals. Was made to watch West Side Story when I was at school and hated every single one since then.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I fucking hate musicals. Was made to watch West Side Story when I was at school and hated every single one since then.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)
The only vague exception I would make to this is The Blues Brothers, with Belushi & Ackroyd
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:17, Reply)
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:17, Reply)
If you just keep it to the musical numbers Blues Brothers 2000 is actually pretty good
I'm yet to find someone that agrees with me on this but I'm ever hopeful.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I'm yet to find someone that agrees with me on this but I'm ever hopeful.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:18, Reply)
My Bank Holiday by David Aged 33.1/2
I had an omelette.
Then Lemmy and I watched cricket.
Then I had some soup, and Lemmy had some seeds.
Then Lemmy and I watched snooker.
I think Swipe was there too.
The end.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)
I had an omelette.
Then Lemmy and I watched cricket.
Then I had some soup, and Lemmy had some seeds.
Then Lemmy and I watched snooker.
I think Swipe was there too.
The end.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)
I also got yet another pair of Timberland boots, Lemmy didn't need any, he has claws.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Yesterday I did a tip run, BBQ'd some meat and half-watched the snooker whilst watching Breaking Bad on the laptop
Some beers were involved there somewhere and there's a vague possibility I dun some sex on the missus as per contractual obligations and the lesser-spotted 'morning glory' rule.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Some beers were involved there somewhere and there's a vague possibility I dun some sex on the missus as per contractual obligations and the lesser-spotted 'morning glory' rule.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:55, Reply)
I contracted from your missus last week
It still burns when I piss
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)
It still burns when I piss
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Finally started wallpapering my living room / sitting room / lounge / whatever you southern nancies want to call it
and helping my son with his Higher Maths revision. Exam today. We're both bricking it.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)
and helping my son with his Higher Maths revision. Exam today. We're both bricking it.
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)
As mentioned in a previous thread
I did some DIY on Saturday & visited the Doris's mum. Fitted a blind in the Doris's kitchen* on Sunday and went to Broadway yesterday - where I bought an awesome hat - and Bourton on the water - where I drank some Estrella.
*I really must write to the makers as their instructions are WRONG!!!
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I did some DIY on Saturday & visited the Doris's mum. Fitted a blind in the Doris's kitchen* on Sunday and went to Broadway yesterday - where I bought an awesome hat - and Bourton on the water - where I drank some Estrella.
*I really must write to the makers as their instructions are WRONG!!!
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)
slept till noon
went for a jog
showered
went for a hot dog at the blind beggar
went out on a date to a fancy restaurant and then cocktails at a secret-but-everybody-knows bar.
Good day. Except for waking at 6am this morning still tired but unable to go back to sleep :(
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:28, Reply)
went for a jog
showered
went for a hot dog at the blind beggar
went out on a date to a fancy restaurant and then cocktails at a secret-but-everybody-knows bar.
Good day. Except for waking at 6am this morning still tired but unable to go back to sleep :(
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I got gipped for a pint in there,
ordered a burger and a pint and realised only later I'd paid £6 for the pint. :(
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 12:00, Reply)
ordered a burger and a pint and realised only later I'd paid £6 for the pint. :(
( , Tue 6 May 2014, 12:00, Reply)
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