Yesterday I did a tip run, BBQ'd some meat and half-watched the snooker whilst watching Breaking Bad on the laptop
Some beers were involved there somewhere and there's a vague possibility I dun some sex on the missus as per contractual obligations and the lesser-spotted 'morning glory' rule.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:55, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I contracted from your missus last week
It still burns when I piss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

She does eat way too much chilli

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

...and doesn't wipe properly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah, getting rid of the shag pile was a big mistake

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Her piles were still present

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Well that's the only way you were getting any friction.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:16, Reply)