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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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HOLA!I think you lot have a lot of repression on the go, so just let it all out right here. Say the things you've always wanted to say and be free!
ALT: Where is the best place for a salad? I think alongside some baby beets, a pork pie and a pint of mild.
ALTALT: How on earth can a magazine specialising in bass fishing keep going? What magazines do you buy you fucken freaks?
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shut up jasonalt: in the sun,by the sea in teh South of france
Altalt: I sometimes buy GQ
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:41,
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Alt: in the bin, to make space on the plate for more meat.
AltAlt: I tend to access pornography online these days.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:41,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:46,
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What I don't get right is, yeah', when you see MPs who are cault out watching porn on Freeview.I've got nothing against people watching legal porn, I might even do it myself from time to time, it's just that you have to be completely out of touch with the modern world in order to access pornography via the TV. Not that I've done it before, it might be that it's proper great stuff, but I just can't imagine it furfilling all the niches that one might have.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:48,
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Viz and Private Eye are the only magazines necessary.All else is window dressing.
Altaltaltalt: Stand High Patrol - nice digidub.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:47,
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Alt: depends what the salad consists ofRocket & watercress or GTFO
Just ate leftover scotch bonnet-fest from Sunday night. Am now sweating like Nakers at a spelling bee
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Go home Religion. You're drunk!alt. Somewhere with a salad bar. Maybe Waitrose?
altalt. No. All online.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:49,
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It is bad for your health.Strikethrough colon
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:54,
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If anything I could do with being a little more repressed and keeping more thoughts to myselfAlt: On the side of the plate, or fill your plate with it after you've eaten the rest.
Altalt: I get a music magazine, but I'm finding it increasingly pointless.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:51,
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Is everyone suffering today, or is the tedium of internet based procrastination finally at its peak?All doom and gloom in the news so nothing to share there.
Though it does seem to be paedo week. Old Rolf is asking them what it is, stuart Hall has admitted to one and freddie Starr got off with it.
Dirty bastards.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:15,
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Proper busy todayWORK WOE
Alreet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:15,
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I'd have a go on herIt would be like riding an angry bull, I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:18,
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Pixar's Brave => kids movie => star based on Rebekah Brooks COINCIDENCE???
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:27,
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She's a Sideshow Bob cunt.As is any of them who said that the didn't know phone hacking was illegal.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:01,
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GERRAWAYANDSHITEAlt:
I rather like a good salad. A wilted cucumber, limp iceberg, tasteless tomato and harsh raw onion does not a salad make. Needs MOAR potato/egg/olives/chilli/other tasty stuff
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There are loads of really specific magazines, especially in industry. I buy no magazines
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:18,
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this^My step daughter used to edit a magazine for the rail industry and another for the oil/gas industry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:22,
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Using the mention of your step daughter to flush Rory out of the long grass, I see.Good work Sporters. If he's around he won't be able to resist.
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I have a half hour programme to watch on a twenty minute tube journey. Bit annoying.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:19,
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I ate my lunch whilst watching the latest Game Of ThronesTechnology FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:20,
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I watch more telly on trains than at home I reckon.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:22,
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do you project it onto the slide of them?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:25,
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What the fuck are you talking about dickhead? Fucking slide!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:26,
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Yes I knew you meant that and didn't really mean those horrible things I said.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:28,
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MAYBE if you were a little more sensitive(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:36,
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You've been looking for an argument all day (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:38,
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Oh, here we go again, stop being such a martyr little man(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:40,
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You need to start treating me right or you're going to lose me(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:42,
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I'LL lose YOU!don't make me laugh, you could never leave me. You'd have to explain your "problem" to someone new and we both know you don't wanna do that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:45,
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My only "problem" is you, I'm a strong confident woman and I can do better than you!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:48,
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wait hang on, you're the woman?I may have worked out where we are ging wrong
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:51,
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Ahhhh Gotcha! Okay everything should be better from now on.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:52,
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half the dudes on here are gay, based on their ill-repressed lust for jasonalt: i just had an extremely tasty salad at the apex hotel. nice.
altalt: none. unless i run out of book and have a tube journey, in which case heat or grazia or something intellectual.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:39,
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i shoved my heat up your mum last night and she said Grazia(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:41,
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That's a loaded question(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:43,
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it's blue Sky thinking that will get you to the Penthouse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:43,
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One of Bella's FB friends is unbelievably fitmade my winky all tingly. AA will back me up on this.
Alt: On top of a top-end burger to make you feel like you have a balanced diet.
Altalt: When Saturday Comes.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:42,
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Probably a lezzer though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:44,
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Even betterthey all just want converting AMIRIGHT LADZ...
Ladz?
anyone?
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changed it for a bigger one
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:55,
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Hmm, judiciously edited photo there.What does the rest of it look like?
And from another angle?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:57,
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Lighty is quite old and probably hasn't had it in a long time.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:01,
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Fantastic. The time just flew by and the food was awesome. (
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:21,
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Have you seen Bella?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:02,
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I think that's his Mrs(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:18,
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How was your time with the new bird at the weekend? Did you get a shag?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:14,
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Ended up doing the date last night, still in the getting to know each other phaseShe's excellent.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:19,
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So in other words you didn't get laid. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:22,
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In other words I don't think with my dick(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:25,
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human stomach stuffed with liquid shit is probably a delicacy to you French heathens(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:49,
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I haven't had a wee in twelve hours Because nothing's getting to my bladder :(
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Kroney, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:11,
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have you tried shoving a straw up your cock end and forcing liquid directly into your bladder?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:16,
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You should probably get some dioralyte into you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:21,
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After my accident I went about 36 hours without a wee with fluids being pumped in to me. I couldn't pee lying down and couldn't stand on account of the smashed up leg. It got so painful I was given the ultimatum, stand up long enough to piss or we give you a catheter. I stoop up. It was agony, and I broke a record filling 3 of those funny cardboard hospital piss bottles. I don't what my point was going to be now. Probably something about a catheter.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 15:22,
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I had to have a catheter a few years back. The most painful part was the removal. One of the most painful life experiences ever. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:25,
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No one but MEATSNAKE puts anything up or down my wonky. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 15:27,
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Thankfully I was under a general anesthetic when it was fitted. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:28,
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whisky(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:59,
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I do sometimes get a fillum magazine for long transport journeys now that they do them in a condensed size.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:03,
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I'm seriously fucking uncomfortable today, does that count?Left my co-codamol at home, now my neck just aches from this fucking sling. Ugh.
/bikemong
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:08,
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So, Metallica, rightWere they always utter dicks, or did success change them?
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Still less of a dickhead than Mustaine, and their music is 10x better.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:15,
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Mustaine really is a prime piece of cock meat isn't he. I get the impression Metallica were always a bit wankery. They come across that way.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 15:17,
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That's totally why they chucked himIt wasn't all the heroin, it was that they already had two epic bellends in the band and G'n'R complained that three was "a bit much even by our standards"
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And yes I know that the chronology of Mustaine's exit from Metallica makes the above suggestion even less valid than it already was(, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Aye, absolutelySo are most musicians, sadly. Thankfully, we don't tend to like them for their personalities.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:22,
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I don't think claiming a band is better and less dickish than Megadeth is any kind of defenceMustaine is the Russell Brand of crap, annoying frontmen
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They should all have been killed in that bus crash(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:20,
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No, they should all have been killed in a bus crash in 1989Much as Oasis should have been. Same year.
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I have nothing repressed, I don't think so anyway. Maybe I should get a therapist to tell me how I really feel. Do you know a head doctor?
Alt: on a plate. Or in a bowl.
Altalt: Fortean Times which I enjoy mostly and the Morris minor owners club magazine, but only because I forgot to cancel my subscription. Stupid Morris minor direct debit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 15:15,
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Further to McBeef's earlier beef with smart arse knob ends desperate to display a broad vocabulary in hip-hopHere is an analysis of the vocabularies of various hippy-hoppers*
rappers.mdaniels.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/
*I'm assuming this is what they call themselves
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:20,
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Its hippety-hopmen, I believe.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:22,
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I'm going to get on that chart by writing some hippety hop about my volcanus
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Kroney, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:29,
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wong again sweetcheeksit's a bit of a theme with you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:44,
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the budgie is 8 weeks old. it doesn't know that it is alive.(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:55,
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He liked the 'flavas' I was putting down for him, he says 'fucking bent' when you play your gay eurotrance(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:56,
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Well, I do love trance.I did like a lot of Euro stuff back in the 90's and early noughties.
So, yes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:25,
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Im aware that trance music is"fucking shit"
copyright Dozer. King of music.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:25,
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A hypnotherapist once offered to "put me under"to get to the bottom of why I can't stand the sound of wine being poured. Neither can my sister and neither of us have any idea why. So he suggested it might be a repressed memory, and offered to help me find out.
I told him to get fucked. If I've got any repressed memories they're repressed for a reason.
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You'd drink heavily if you'd been molesting that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:41,
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I was quite the ugly ducking, no diggityThe blossoming into a beautiful swan part is well overdue
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they are pretty bent looking to start withthere are 2 ducks that have moved into the fountain at inner temple. at first i thought they were stupid - no food in a fountain. now i've seen how many barristers and security guards feed them. fucking clever ducks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:54,
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i miss badger and his tales of watery death bumming(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:56,
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He got bummed to death in a pond(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:08,
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Well yeah that goes without sayingbut you obviously think I'm pretty, whilst being fucking bent, as well as being pretty fucking bent.
You lovely man.
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how does he know what you look like?has he been stalking again?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:23,
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Never been a fan of Stephen King, myself.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:29,
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