I can play a few instruments, but I don't think this counts as hidden talent as I bang on about it all the time
And also, I'm not that talented at any of them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:09, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Which instruments?
I can play guitar to an "OK" level
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)

I'm an above average guitarist and have transferred this skill to similar instruments: banjo, ukulele, that sort of thing
I also have grade seven piano and can play the drums really badly.
I reckon I could squeeze something almost recognisable out of most instruments.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I squeezed something almost recognisable out of your mum's instrument last night
I just did a little sick in my mouth
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

She has a very nice guitar.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:59, Reply)

You can play THE guitar, THE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)

I only have a guitar, not THE guitar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Why are guitarists always so gay about it?
It's like: "yeah guys, you can play a guitar, stop fucking wanging on about it"

You don't hear me banging on about how Issigonis was more important than Bertone, right?
( Kroney, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)

We all believe that girls might be impressed enough to touch our willies when they see what we can do.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I'd touch your glans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

This is life

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)