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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning my internet chums
I would like to know of your hidden talents please. Can you play an instrument, run very fast, count cards, gotta leave the table?
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
My Mum has no hidden talents. They are all on view (for a fee)
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:03, 139 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I would like to know of your hidden talents please. Can you play an instrument, run very fast, count cards, gotta leave the table?
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
My Mum has no hidden talents. They are all on view (for a fee)
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:03, 139 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I can play a few instruments, but I don't think this counts as hidden talent as I bang on about it all the time
And also, I'm not that talented at any of them.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:09, Reply)
And also, I'm not that talented at any of them.
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I'm an above average guitarist and have transferred this skill to similar instruments: banjo, ukulele, that sort of thing
I also have grade seven piano and can play the drums really badly.
I reckon I could squeeze something almost recognisable out of most instruments.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)
I also have grade seven piano and can play the drums really badly.
I reckon I could squeeze something almost recognisable out of most instruments.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)
I squeezed something almost recognisable out of your mum's instrument last night
I just did a little sick in my mouth
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)
I just did a little sick in my mouth
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Why are guitarists always so gay about it?
It's like: "yeah guys, you can play a guitar, stop fucking wanging on about it"
You don't hear me banging on about how Issigonis was more important than Bertone, right?
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)
It's like: "yeah guys, you can play a guitar, stop fucking wanging on about it"
You don't hear me banging on about how Issigonis was more important than Bertone, right?
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:14, Reply)
We all believe that girls might be impressed enough to touch our willies when they see what we can do.
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I can annoy anyone I want to, within seconds, simply by quoting films.
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I used to be a pretty good drummer but I haven't played in years.
I'm also good a memorising numbers which I'm sure would be of some use somewhere. Oh, and urban street dance.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)
I'm also good a memorising numbers which I'm sure would be of some use somewhere. Oh, and urban street dance.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)
My memory is stupid
I can remember really crap things but nothing useful
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I can remember really crap things but nothing useful
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I can also click all my fingers at once so it sounds like bubble wrap but that one I can't find a use for.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)
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I can't do that, but I try because it annoys and embarrasses my nephew
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Morning Sporters
I can waggle my left eyebrow completely independently of the other one. Apparently it's "very fucking odd" to watch. My kids can do it as well - only the left one though, the right one seems to be much more difficult. WTF is all that about?
I've just tried to play catch up on the threads that I missed since yesterday. What in the name of jesus titty-fucking christ is going on with the spelling? I thought I was having a stroke.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)
I can waggle my left eyebrow completely independently of the other one. Apparently it's "very fucking odd" to watch. My kids can do it as well - only the left one though, the right one seems to be much more difficult. WTF is all that about?
I've just tried to play catch up on the threads that I missed since yesterday. What in the name of jesus titty-fucking christ is going on with the spelling? I thought I was having a stroke.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Moore's Law innit
Morning. My arms hurt. Major digging last night to clear out for a new patio
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Morning. My arms hurt. Major digging last night to clear out for a new patio
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Moore's Law?
Spelling deteriorates by 100% every 18 months?
On the plus side, the wife's time is near eh?
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Spelling deteriorates by 100% every 18 months?
On the plus side, the wife's time is near eh?
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)
I've got a brilliant memory
but only for stuff that will never be useful outside of a pub quiz. And birthdays.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)
but only for stuff that will never be useful outside of a pub quiz. And birthdays.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)
A short plumber...
Do you have a bushy tache and many pairs of dodgy red dungarees?
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Do you have a bushy tache and many pairs of dodgy red dungarees?
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Better idea
Put him at the bottom of a ramp with a massive fuck-off gorilla throwing barrels at him
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Put him at the bottom of a ramp with a massive fuck-off gorilla throwing barrels at him
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)
This topic doesn't interest me.
I'd like to know how people are going to contribute to this: www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/caucasians-with-dreadlocks-demand-to-face-more-discrimination-2014050786295.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I'd like to know how people are going to contribute to this: www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/caucasians-with-dreadlocks-demand-to-face-more-discrimination-2014050786295.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)
A mate of mine had another mates dreadlocks woven into his hair when he shaved them off
This looked even more stupid than you might think as the recipient had blonde hair and the donor black hair
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)
This looked even more stupid than you might think as the recipient had blonde hair and the donor black hair
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Cycling Ave at spelling.
Play harmonica reasonably. Thinking of getting a pilot'a licence, I'be had a go at flying, it'a Ave.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Play harmonica reasonably. Thinking of getting a pilot'a licence, I'be had a go at flying, it'a Ave.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)
I think you need to see a doc Doc
Flying is all of the win. I had a lesson for a birthday present a few years ago and it was fucking awesome!
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Flying is all of the win. I had a lesson for a birthday present a few years ago and it was fucking awesome!
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)
You don't need a licence for pilota.
Just a stick and a bobbin and some string.
And how do you bend notes? I can't do it for toffee.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Just a stick and a bobbin and some string.
And how do you bend notes? I can't do it for toffee.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I want to know why your predictive thinks "a" should ever follow it'
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I'm guessing that we now know what Gonz's new job involves programming.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)
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Nothing's stopping you from reading back what you've written
before you post it, you know.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)
before you post it, you know.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)
its good how the tradition of doctors having illegible writing has moved into the digital age
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Nah
THIS is impressive
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/19/article-2250533-0038406300000258-19_634x524.jpg
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)
THIS is impressive
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/19/article-2250533-0038406300000258-19_634x524.jpg
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)
It's surely no accident that every digit fits into our nostrils
We're clearly meant to pick our noses
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)
We're clearly meant to pick our noses
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)
I reckon that's the case.
My old dear tried to tell me that it fucks up your nasal membrane and then you'll get ill or die or something, but I pointed out that if that was the case evolution would've made our fingers bigger or our nostrils smaller.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)
My old dear tried to tell me that it fucks up your nasal membrane and then you'll get ill or die or something, but I pointed out that if that was the case evolution would've made our fingers bigger or our nostrils smaller.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)
I was able to make both the twins from Funhouse cum from anal penetration alone
and get them to come back for seconds
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)
and get them to come back for seconds
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Do they have to be mutually exclusive?
I did the Krankies too, and ALL of the Corrs
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:02, Reply)
I did the Krankies too, and ALL of the Corrs
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:02, Reply)
The Corrs?
Andrea, Jim, Caroline, Andrea again, Caroline, Jim and Andrea together, Andrea anally, Caroline, Andrea,
Sharon
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Andrea, Jim, Caroline, Andrea again, Caroline, Jim and Andrea together, Andrea anally, Caroline, Andrea,
Sharon
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)
I never did work out why human cloning stalled after so successful a dry run
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:15, Reply)
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I used to be able to play the Saxophone to a very high standard
But I don't think I can anymore.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)
But I don't think I can anymore.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Or it might have been the clarinet.
I can't remember, I only really did it for the chicks
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)
I can't remember, I only really did it for the chicks
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)
How did that work out for you?
He's about to be a dad for the second time. Bitches be trippin.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)
He's about to be a dad for the second time. Bitches be trippin.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)
I usually got to finger bang someone on the bus while we were on tour.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)
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I can wiggle my ears. And do the individual eyebrow thing
I can also dislocate my little fingers at will
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)
I can also dislocate my little fingers at will
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Me neither
I have however spent a lovely afternoon sitting by a lake drinking beer whilst idiots ruined it for themselves by catching fish.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:33, Reply)
I have however spent a lovely afternoon sitting by a lake drinking beer whilst idiots ruined it for themselves by catching fish.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:33, Reply)
I'm a lot better at cooking than my appearance suggests.
But that's mainly because my appearance suggests that I survive on a mixture of Fray Bentos and onanism.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)
But that's mainly because my appearance suggests that I survive on a mixture of Fray Bentos and onanism.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)
I haven't discovered mine yet.
I'm canny at cooking.
I have an unhealthy knowledge of pop music.
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I'm canny at cooking.
I have an unhealthy knowledge of pop music.
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I complained to AirWick about their "4 in 1" freshners
The 4 points they make are what an air freshener should do anyway.
All I got was an email saying it's been passed to the Marketing department.
I got a fiver out of Ainsley Harriot.
Who's next..?
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)
The 4 points they make are what an air freshener should do anyway.
All I got was an email saying it's been passed to the Marketing department.
I got a fiver out of Ainsley Harriot.
Who's next..?
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)
You complained that their product does what they claim it does?
You were lucky to get a response.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)
You were lucky to get a response.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Their packaging meant it came across like something new.
They even do 5 in 1, that is again what an air freshener is supposed to do.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)
They even do 5 in 1, that is again what an air freshener is supposed to do.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)
You complained that their packaging and marketing did what it was designed to do, in that it made an idiot buy it?
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)
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I'd like to state for the court that I did not buy said product, Milady
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)
So you're complaining about something you haven't purchased? You utter bellend.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)
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I noticed it on the shelves and my lads landlord bought some for their house.
and, yeah.
Shut the fuck off.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)
and, yeah.
Shut the fuck off.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I dunno, I don't really have a problem with just working to earn money instead of annoying other people just trying to do the same.
( , Wed 7 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)
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