I complained to AirWick about their "4 in 1" freshners
The 4 points they make are what an air freshener should do anyway.
All I got was an email saying it's been passed to the Marketing department.

I got a fiver out of Ainsley Harriot.
Who's next..?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You complained that their product does what they claim it does?
You were lucky to get a response.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Their packaging meant it came across like something new.
They even do 5 in 1, that is again what an air freshener is supposed to do.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)

You complained that their packaging and marketing did what it was designed to do, in that it made an idiot buy it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I'd like to state for the court that I did not buy said product, Milady

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

So you're complaining about something you haven't purchased? You utter bellend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I noticed it on the shelves and my lads landlord bought some for their house.
and, yeah.
Shut the fuck off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I dunno, I don't really have a problem with just working to earn money instead of annoying other people just trying to do the same.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Is that what you charge for topless handjobs?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

AND A TITWANK!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:55, Reply)

^ fatty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)

^ Beanpole yurt cunt

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)