When did you last...
Experience anger?
Get pissed?
Regret something you said?
Get a shag?
Find something surprisingly easy?
Buy a gadget?
Sell something?
Post some stupid question on the Internet?

Feel free to not answer any of this bollocks & call someone a cunt instead.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:52, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You're a cunt.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)

\o/

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)

How did the interviews go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Good thanks. Was told at the end of the one this afternoon I'm through to the next stage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:14, Reply)

So will we see you on Britains got Talent soon?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:16, Reply)

As an emotionless teetotal dyscalculic stupid virgin on the internet
this post offends me.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:43, Reply)

You cunt.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:43, Reply)

So yeah, about to apply for this vacancy I've seen on a company's own site and I just noticed that it was first advertised in 2012.
As far as I know they're still trading. Should I be scared? Why would a position remain unfilled for TWO YEARS?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:59, Reply)

It's probably been filled, then they've either got rid of the person or promoted them, so are re-advertising it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:01, Reply)

cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:43, Reply)

no youn r

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:44, Reply)

no u lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:48, Reply)

no ym rofl

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:49, Reply)

rolf on the fucking loose
Haha sex offences lol
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:52, Reply)

oi oi savilleoy

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:53, Reply)

haha necrophilia and rape smsl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:55, Reply)

In fifty years' time, ^this kind of thing will be looked back on fondly as the pinnacle of modern civilisation.
A perfect fusion of communications technology and friendly aggression.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:54, Reply)

that's achingly beautiful, man

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:56, Reply)

so's ym lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)

I feel that this may be your best thread EVAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:58, Reply)

+ you Cunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:01, Reply)

There's a couple of right fat cunts in the pub sitting on short stools to play the quiz machine which is made for standing by. They appear to be out of breath standing up to shove more money in.
End of transmission
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:10, Reply)

haha obesity is lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)

I've got that Kasabian song in my head
Please make it stop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:18, Reply)

kasabian are tits innit doe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:19, Reply)

Are you trying to shank me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:22, Reply)

Which song?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:26, Reply)

The latest one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:27, Reply)

No idea what that is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Eeh-Zee or however the fuck you spell it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:30, Reply)

I feel that this may be your best thread EVAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 23:28, Reply)

Daily for you. You cunt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:31, Reply)