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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pissing down with rain here - won't be going to the Godiva festival at this rate.
How has the weather changed your plans dear B3TANs? Will you be postponing that barbecue you've been looking forward to all week? Tell us the tales of your weather-related woes.
Alt: Think of your own, what am I, YM?
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 8:36, 22 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
How has the weather changed your plans dear B3TANs? Will you be postponing that barbecue you've been looking forward to all week? Tell us the tales of your weather-related woes.
Alt: Think of your own, what am I, YM?
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 8:36, 22 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
It has been pissing down here but it has stopped
This makes no difference to me today as I'm stuck in the house working overtime*
Gotta sort a wasps nest out later on though, so that should be fun!
* read drinking coffee whilst occasionally pressing a button on my laptop
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)
This makes no difference to me today as I'm stuck in the house working overtime*
Gotta sort a wasps nest out later on though, so that should be fun!
* read drinking coffee whilst occasionally pressing a button on my laptop
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I'm off into town soon, looking at the Tour de France preparations
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Wife, kid and workless this weekend, I've just got up, planning on doing nothing. Might walk the dog to the pub after some breakfast.# lazycunt
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I might have had to change into my backup sweatpants this morning
we can be incontinence brothers
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
we can be incontinence brothers
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
How low can you squat?
Show that we can poo this, here we go again
Ugh, your brown pants
It's all down to your incontinants
Bought this bog roll just for you so use it
Andrex from the ALDI shop
Sit down (balance on the john)
Huh, let's lay a log
Like we said before
They say the brothers' sphincters are weak
Cos our boxers brown-streaked
When we DRIBBLE
From our large intestine
No contrition our position
(We're gonna do a plop)
That you never smelt before
Fill your favourite trousers with elimination
Brothers gonna squirt it out
And stop pinchin'
Brothers, brothers gonna squirt it out
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Show that we can poo this, here we go again
Ugh, your brown pants
It's all down to your incontinants
Bought this bog roll just for you so use it
Andrex from the ALDI shop
Sit down (balance on the john)
Huh, let's lay a log
Like we said before
They say the brothers' sphincters are weak
Cos our boxers brown-streaked
When we DRIBBLE
From our large intestine
No contrition our position
(We're gonna do a plop)
That you never smelt before
Fill your favourite trousers with elimination
Brothers gonna squirt it out
And stop pinchin'
Brothers, brothers gonna squirt it out
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Speaking of squatting.
On holiday in italy as a teenager I had a bash at a 'squatter' toilet; not realising that you're supposed to adopt a pose that involves your arse being near your ankles, I adopted a 'teeing off at golf pose'. I missed the hole completely, then left.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)
On holiday in italy as a teenager I had a bash at a 'squatter' toilet; not realising that you're supposed to adopt a pose that involves your arse being near your ankles, I adopted a 'teeing off at golf pose'. I missed the hole completely, then left.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Not raining here but stormclouds overhead
I'm debating going out for lunch, weather report suggests I'll be fine.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I'm debating going out for lunch, weather report suggests I'll be fine.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
As your shit internets doc, I prescribe your missus serving you lager and bacon in bed. This is goodfor aches of the head.
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:16, Reply)
( , Sat 5 Jul 2014, 14:16, Reply)
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