come on losers
what are you doing?

alt: 9 years since the 07/07 bombings. i missed them by one train or so. when i got to work, there were about 6 of us there. a twat partner came out of his office to find us all huddled around the tv realising what had happened, and barked, "nothing to see here, back to your desks." who's the biggest twat you've ever worked with?

altalt: so someone grafitti'd the memorial pillars with "4 innocent muslims" and other such slogans. dumb religionists or dumb EDL or Britain First trying to blame it on dumb religionists? get your conspiracy theories here.

altaltalt: supper?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:39, 91 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Game pie, roast veg for dinner, have no supper plans yet.
I wouldn't put it past the EDL types, tbh. WHen does supper start anyway?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:44, Reply)

I am sure you are a big supporter of PIE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Damn sexy kids.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:50, Reply)

I like that it was started on the month of my birth... they obviously wanted a piece of Bonz botty

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Wait, you have two teas?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:51, Reply)

aye, either that or a light meal around 9pm

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:35, Reply)

Posting from your second account there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:01, Reply)

...says the man with at least four accounts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:19, Reply)

...one of which is famously fond of lime & honey chilli chicken

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:24, Reply)

Altaltalt: a massive piece of lamb. Might try that courgette recipe as an accompaniment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:46, Reply)

oooh do! let me know how it goes!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:51, Reply)

It will be a nice shank of lamb
Roasted I assumed, nicely seasoned and tender.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)

urgh
bin it and buy a nice cheese omelette. frog will sort you out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:02, Reply)

I think the two should work really well together.
BTW haven't forgotten to email you in response to your proof reading offer, been working on it today but still got a bit to do.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:55, Reply)

any time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:02, Reply)

Ta

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:13, Reply)

the vegetarian option

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:47, Reply)

What? fucking off ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:48, Reply)

all them hindus should fuck off too yeah

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Yeah...
And the Irish
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)

coming over here, messing up are coffee's

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Nommy omelette with nommy bacon and nommy bland cbeddar cheese and nommy budgie
Also where is my laptop please?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:50, Reply)

no nomming the budgie
it's on the silver desk in lemmy's room, behind the mirror
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Ta x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)

OH GOD MORE TAX ARGUMENTS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)

U OH ME MONEEEZ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)

get a room.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:56, Reply)

altalt. My ex boss wouldn't let us leave early when the Manchester riots happened.
We were in a city centre office and due to finish at 8pm. I previously walked round to get some milk and it was like a dead zone.
I had to walk through the middle of it after work, shops being smashed and raided. I feared for my very life.

altalt. It's religious extremists we should be fearful of, not religion itself, though that has its own issues.
People who use religion as a front for their hatred and their power gains.

altaltal. Tea (northern term for evening meal)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:51, Reply)

I was in Kiev on 07/07. I remember trying call friends in London to ascertain if they were ok and not being able to get through, plus about 200 of us at Kiev airport trying to see the news around one small TV.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)

I was in Guildford
CLOSE BRUSH WITH DEATH
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:56, Reply)

I hope you have had therapy to cope with this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Coming after my 9/11 CLOSE BRUSH WITH DEATH, I should have done.
I don't know why those Talibans were singling me out, I ent dun nuffink boss.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:58, Reply)

I was in Ealing the night of the last bombing
But no-one was killed and I was in bed. CLOSE BRUSH WITH ALMOST DEATH!
( Peej, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:07, Reply)

i rang my dad to complain about being stuck on the tube for ages and then herded out and not being able to get a bus wah wah wah (they told us it was a "power surge" on the line)
i got cut off partway through the call when they downed the networks, but at least it meant my family knew i was ok.

got to work. felt pretty fucking shit about being wah wah wah. it was horrible trying to get hold of friends and colleagues. everyone i knew was fine, apart from our office manager, who'd been one train ahead, and who came in at 3pm covered in dirt, clearly shocked to fuck, and not realising it at all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:01, Reply)

I was on me duke of Edinburgh in Wales when it happened so was completely isolated from it.
Didn't really know it had happened at the time and the hysteria had calmed down by the time I got back.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:03, Reply)

Royalist!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:03, Reply)

alt... to be fair I dont think I have ever really had a bad boss
The ones that wanted me to work were a bit of a pain but they were paying.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Saw this and thought of Fogle
www.timeout.com/london/shopping/sperry-top-sider-pop-up

BOAT SHOE LOL
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Thanks hun, I'll check it out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:25, Reply)

altalt: I heard about this Mancunian sport shop owner
Who had fake half price sales. What a rotter
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:13, Reply)

High low pricing is a universal sales strategy Jeffery

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Even totally reputable, clean businesses like Tesco do it.

( Peej, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Exactly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:16, Reply)

i blame their marketing people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:21, Reply)

As an ex letting agent and lawyer the only people you can look down on are door men and mini cab rapists

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:09, Reply)

Sitting on a train
Alt: because I'm awesome I've never really worked with twats...hang on, I'm the twat aren't i?

Altalt: doubt the eel are that smart tbh

Altaltalt: bender in a bun
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 17:28, Reply)

* disclaimer. I am NOT eating with Nakers.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)

with
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:47, Reply)

*waggles cigar*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:49, Reply)

I was actually on the tube in London on 7/7
but I caught an early train out of the village and back to Cornwall so missed it by an hour or so. First I heard was when I got home.
( Peej, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:03, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:33, Reply)

NO*
*yes
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:44, Reply)

haha right a meme from two years ago, nice one yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Say's the guy who's been on loop since the dawn of b3ta.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:49, Reply)

p m
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 18:52, Reply)

A Swipe thread, should I just wait for the next thread?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:01, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:02, Reply)

* no
LOL!!!!!!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:03, Reply)

My first thought was
"Those Frenchies didn't take it too well when they didn't get the Olympics, did they?"

Yes, it's nine years and one day since the London bid was successful, fact fans!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)

Alright DG? Is you pop out to see the bicyclists?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Nah, Yorkshire's fucking miles away innit?
I'm not wasting good petrol to go and see a bunch of sweaty, lycra-clad drug addicts. I've seen Monty in his jeggings, and, frankly, that was enough.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Sorry my northern geography is rudimental at best
I saw them go past the office, it was boring
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:57, Reply)

I can imagine.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 19:58, Reply)

Do an evening thread while I make eggs? Kthnx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 20:04, Reply)

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 20:14, Reply)

This place really has gone to shit
No wonder Chompy flounced
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Alright shitcunt?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 20:53, Reply)