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come on people!
so someone has leaked "dr who" scripts. i couldn't care less about dr who, but i do think it was mean to ruin it for people. have you ever leaked? or shared secrets?

alt: if you had to have (another) tattoo, where would you have it and what would it be?

altalt: i has LUNCH with journalists today at a nice gastropub. what are you having?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:05, 165 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
altalt: I have a Bodeans lunch today which is a bit grim.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Why is that? I thought it was good there

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)
i like bodeans, and i'm a vegematarian
but then, i mostly like the cheesecake
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
It's over rated, Big Easy / TGIs / Red Dog are WAAAY better.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)
TGI's is terribly generic

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
But they do good food and cocktails.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
i lurrrrve the big easy
mmm frozen margs
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
£20 lobster, chips and cocktail... wicked value. Should have gone up a size though.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
my friend had an entire crab
it was just sitting on the plate, looking at her.

i stuck to my vegetarian fajitas that nothing had to be boiled alive to produce.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Plants have feelings too
just over far longer timescales than animals do
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Boiling alive kills them pretty much instantly.
It's worse if you try and stun them.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Obv is obv
lurrrrve am
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Once, after a night of heavy drinking, but I don't think anyone noticed.
Alt: Tattoos are revolting and common.
Altalt: A sandwich and some fruit, at my desk.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I'm thinking about getting a half sleeve for my 40th birthday.
Then I think maybe if I have such cash I should spend it on camera gear.

Then I think I'd be walking around in an artwork (I upset a tattooist when I said I was considering commissioning him to do a piece which I would have my wife design. He told me in no uncertain terms that I'd get what he gave me, not what I gave him. lol gay)

I have another comedy gig to go to tonight at which a mate is performing. I hope he's not shit.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)
So forgive my ignorance, as I feel tattoos are for sailors and cunts
but why would that upset a tattooist? Why would he give a shit what you want to indelibly mark your body with?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)
He would give a shit because he is an artist, and his medium is tattooing.
He only does his own work, not other peoples.

Think of it like the difference between a band member and a session musician.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Sounds like a right prick.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Everyone does, Kroney.
Everyone does.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
What a cunt.
A lot of artists will paint on commission, and you'll only get that if you paint what the person paying you wants.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Yer.
This chap can afford to do his own stuff exclusively.

I kind of like his stuff, but I don't think I'll go with him as he's a bit chippy.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Well bully for him, but given that you're indelibly marking someone else for life
the attitude that you'll take what I offer is exceptionally rude.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Well it's like buying an artwork.
You wouldn't say to Picasso "I like your stuff, but I'd like you to do one of a kitten playing with a ball of string."

Or maybe you would - I dunno. But anyway - that's the deal with this guy.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Yeah you dont want a carpenter doing that sort of thing

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
shut up jeff

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Woah harsh words man harsh words

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)
the comedy gig isn't me is it?
I'm not a he, though
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Not on purpose, no
I'm usually a person people tell them to

Alt:
I'm genuinely thinking of getting one for my 40th birthday.

AltAlt:
Beef sarnie
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:14, Reply)
oooh
you could get a tattoo above your arse that says SWIPE!!!
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I really could, yes

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I thought it was Rachel's wipe
that's based upon your coprophilia btw.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
coprophagia
that doesn't require any wiping
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)

S
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Doctor Who fights Daleks and Cybermen AGAIN. Big whoop
I might actually watch this one as I do enjoy peter Capaldi's actings. Though he won't be sweary.
I can be a bit of a gossip but only to people I know can keep it secret.

alt. A no entry sign above my arsehole and a Men at Work sign at the front

altalt. Chicken, chorizo and spaghetti in a spicy Italian sauce.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Typical excuse of a gossiping queen here

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Whatever. Im still popular

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Oh and Happy candle Day to Frogsnake. Prick.
One of the best ones here.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
he's too busy for us today
playing with his new toy
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)

"new" permanently attached
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Bike?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)
She's been around a bit, yeah

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)
ba dum tish

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
The only tattoo I'd ever considered is an ambigram of my childrens names.
I only have one kid at the moment, so if and when I have another that's the only time it'd be considered.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I am extremely good with secrets and can be trusted completely
Tattoos are ghastly

Special fried rice I made last night with leftovers in the fridge
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:22, Reply)
After Boyce's food poisoning yesterday?!
Don't say you weren't warned
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
you're not playing the game
if you don't get a tattoo, the mini apes will suffer terribly with a thousand papercuts.

so come on, what's it gonna be? a barcode on your helmet??
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:33, Reply)
also i only just saw this on the popular page
As an ex letting agent and lawyer the only people you can look down on are door men and mini cab rapists

you meanie
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:34, Reply)
it took me about 10 mins to try and think of more parasitic careers
Wonga was the other and ppi cold callers
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
what about people in marketing?
you exist to make people want things that are beyond their ability to purchase. but they think they are entitled to them because they seen them on the telly.

so then they rob and steal and turn to lives of crime and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

how's that for being a parasite, eh?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I mearly communictae opportunities

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)
"nearly"

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
He's close, but still so far.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Shut up Roy Walker

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I saw an advert in the paper last Friday advertising a credit card.
It said "You are just 3.7% from your next holiday."

Disgraceful.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Don't say that, Nakers won't understand where the problem lies.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Yeah,nice advert. for a credit card
(, Sun 15 May 2022, 12:55, Reply)
LOWER THAN POND SCUM
LOWER THAN THE AMOEBAS THAT FEED ON THE POND SCUM.

LOWER THAN AL GETTING A BLOW JOB FROM YM IN YD'S CAR AND KICKING OFF WING MIRRORS WITH HIS FEET AS SHE SUCKS HIM DRY.

YEAH.

THAT LOW.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)
al should totally ms paint this
it would make a GOOD picture
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I would but with b3tards gone I don't know how to post things anymore.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
If only there were other image hosting sites available on the internet

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)
suggestions?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
imgur is quite popular with the kids these days

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)
photobucket is shite

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

photo YM's
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)
DYAAKY

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Bill Hicks wouldn't have had a career if it hadn't been for advertising and marketing.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Terrible bullying of jaysum

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
For breakfast I made Chia Seed Pudding using almond milk, with fresh blueberries and strawberries, with granola on top.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)
A man in your condition
should be on the Weetabix.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
is he pregnant?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
dodgy guts innit

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Whatever I eat is wrong from someone's point of view or another, so I eat what I want.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Good man. Fuk da haterz

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I tend to follow the advise on those who have read my medical records rather than those who have glanced at my facebook.
Just, you know, as a general rule of thumb.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)
That kind of attitude won't get you far in this life Gonz. You should be open to crowd sourcing.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Are you going to sprout grass hair?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)
i might buy frog a helmet for his new toy
i like the glossy pink one. or maybe the gold. blingy.

https://www.triple8.com/shop/product/Triple-Eight-Brainsaver-Glossy-Helmet-with-Sweatsaver-Liner
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Well gay.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)
bad homunculous
bad
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Are they even Bicycle bash hats? Look like skating ones to me.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
i dunno
i just googled "glossy pink helmet".
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)
at work? Bit reckless

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Frog helmet. Lols

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)
After a days treking in Goa I leaked massively
it wasn't good and required the burning of clothes
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Gastropubs should make their minds up, pub or restaurants? Pretentious fuckers.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Will you serve food at your money pit?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Yes.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Will you be this forthcoming with information when customers come in to make enquiries?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Most pubs serve food. I find the gastro bit, pretentious

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)
The only food proper pubs need to serve is crisps and peanuts.
And at a total push just maybe chips in a basket.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)
^

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
All about the ones with a pie oven.
Lunchtime 'pie and a pint' offers are great.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Eating is cheating.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Pork Scratchings please

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Good lad,

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Bit retro?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
So your plan is to serve low quality food?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I don't really understand why serving nice food in a pleasant environment is pretentious.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Nevertheless, I'm sure the good doctor will make this venture a roaring success!

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Not at all, just keep the gastro bit out. GAstro generally is justan excuse for upping the price.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I think you've misunderstood not only the word, but also sensible pricing in order to turn a profit.
Are you sure you should be going ahead with this?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)
They charge sensibly at the moment, and turn sn excellent food profit. Basic pub grub, burgers, chips, all day breakfasts and a few chilies and curries.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
It genuinely sounds awful.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Yeah I like Wetherspoons too

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2320629
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)
WOAH

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:45, Reply)
INORITE

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:45, Reply)
If you serve better quality food, it costs more to produce so you have to charge more, in order to retain your profit margin.
Pretension has nothing to do with it.
It sounds as though the costs for the current menu are low, so they can sell it at low prices and still return a profit.

You are going to need to understand how these things work if you are planning on keeping your head above water.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)
It's ok though, because it sounds like he's taking over a shit, Northern working men's dive
and intending to continue running it in the same manner.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:56, Reply)
They're ok if they're split bar/lounge.
But the ones that are just restaurants that try and do as many covers as they can, can fuck off.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Not recently

I won't conform - so no tattoos for me

Have to see what's in the cupboard - probably tuna sandwich
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Oh hello. I can be trusted with secrets, people confide in me.
Alt: Lemmy riding a bike being chased by an orangutan, on my arse.
Altalt: Nuffink
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
i so want you to get that tattoo
but on your face
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)
How about he gets a tattoo of an arse with that tattoo on it, on his face?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)
how would you be able to see it?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I wouldn't - we live in different cities and only communicate via a text-based website.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)
And snapchat

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Yes, but I never see your face on that.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)
snatchchat

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)
The secret is, you're not good at secrets at all.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
I am a very trustworthy man.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)
There is NO spoon

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I work with someone who knowing that others hadn't seen the end of breaking bad yet decided to constantly talk about it
I couldn't give a shit about it personally but knew others did so politely asked her to stop. She argued the toss. I feel I won the arguement when I shut her up by calling her a lightbulb faced fivehead.

Alt. I have several but have always made sure they can be covered up. My next one will be your real name across my face. My wife wishes for me to have a back piece done but I am not sure I want anymore. The piercings are gone too these days.

AltAlt. Nothing
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I've leaked stuff for work at the request of clients.
I wouldn't have a tattoo.

Possibly fish fingers for lunch as I have micro today.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)
you're not getting the game
you HAVE to have a tattoo.

or micro will die in an explosive fish finger related incident. quick, what do you get??
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
God, it's like these wankers want to use the opportunity to show how pompous and middle class they are instead of just answering the questions.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Something about the size of a pin head, inside my arse crack so it couldn't be seen.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)
So a tattoo of your cock then!

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Fish finger sandwich or GTF

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Yes.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I've just realised in addition to a beef sarnie at lunch I'm having steak tonight too
\o/
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Double beef ftw

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Not for the first time eh eh eh

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Bovine dominance

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Well, they could just write some new episodes, how hard can it be to write a show so unashamedly shit?
I have shared secrets, but only by accident. Oh, and some gossip but nothing serious.

Alt: don't really want one.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Its so shit I could do it.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Alt: Please keep you hands and feet inside at all times and I hope you enjoy the ride
on my penis... yeah Ladies... hello... ladies... anyone...
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I'd definitely watch you get it done

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
very small font mind

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)
you enjoy a quadruple fisting/footing?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
who doesnt?

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)
alt: Probably something terrible since my current one is good
altalt: lentil soup and another comedy gig
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)
No, but my wife does all the time
Her sister will tell her stuff in confidence (usually about her relationship with her husband) and she'll go to tell me, starting with "Now, she told me not to tell anyone, but.."

Now..
a) I don't want to know
b) I'll not really be listening anyway
c) I'll forget anything I do hear by tomorrow
and
d) Seriously, I simply don't give a fuck about the lives of other people apart from immediate family and in-laws don't fucking count
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)
THIS^

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:41, Reply)
i'm so glad i'm a girl
men have such narrow interests
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:48, Reply)
But they are, at least, interests.
Not the mind numbing shit that women pass off as interests and/or conversation.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Who cares who's sleeping with who beyond a quick high five and a "she dirty?"

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:57, Reply)
isnt it something like
women use 13000 more words on a daily basis compared to men
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:01, Reply)
the same 13 a thousand times a day, likely

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
This place is dead on its arse since I got a new bike and the first test against India started.104/1 YESSSSS

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:53, Reply)
104/1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO more like

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)
yet another damp squib of a wicket
I don't know why English groundsmen prepare wickets like this, in every other country they make sure they suit the home teams bowlers
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)
No proper spinner again :(

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)
We only really have Monty
and he is in the bad books for being a bit feisty when drunk
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I don't leak stuff - except when very drunk
Alt: I want a tattoo of a partly open zip on the operation scar on the back of my neck. It'd be covered by my shirt collar for work but would be partly on show when I wear a T shirt.
Altalt: Soup. Probably Heinz Oxtail, possibly chicken.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Wow, that's original.

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)
No it isn't
I've seen loads of zips tattooed on scars and lots of people eat soup. What are you blathering on about?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)
[!]

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)
You are only 3.7% away from your next lunch

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Dunno

(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

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