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This made me lol, have you lolled much today?
www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/15/vagina-selfie-for-3d-printers-lands-japanese-artist-in-trouble
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:21, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/15/vagina-selfie-for-3d-printers-lands-japanese-artist-in-trouble
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:21, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I am astounded further that you "work in the medical profession"
Gynaecology is out for you then.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Gynaecology is out for you then.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)
ha!
Cuntboat
It appears that Mrs Cow isn't dead. She was referred to hospital today for ECG, blood tests and x-rays and checks for heart failure.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Cuntboat
It appears that Mrs Cow isn't dead. She was referred to hospital today for ECG, blood tests and x-rays and checks for heart failure.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Oh well
Still, you've always got a younger version lined up as a replacement eh
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Still, you've always got a younger version lined up as a replacement eh
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Jolly good news that.
Although, sounds like a scary set of tests.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Although, sounds like a scary set of tests.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I reckon if I had a 3D printer I'd just use it for printing out fannies and tits and that and all
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
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I'd 3D print your cunt and send one to everyone who enjoys imagining it.
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The pathetic attempts of humans to attach any form of meaning to existence.
Alt: my usual wrap, a banana, and an apple.
Can anyone recommend a morning radio programme? An intelligent version of The Today Programme on Radio 4 preferably - bit of news, bit of current affairs, bit of politics; something light but intellectual.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Alt: my usual wrap, a banana, and an apple.
Can anyone recommend a morning radio programme? An intelligent version of The Today Programme on Radio 4 preferably - bit of news, bit of current affairs, bit of politics; something light but intellectual.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
It's trivial, shallow shit.
I want something with a bit of meat to it.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)
I want something with a bit of meat to it.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)
You know what didn't make me lol,
A letter from the doctor that says I may have to look for "less physical work" as the way my leg and knee has healed, means the metal they've put in is slowly grinding away bone and cartilage, and they can't take it out because it's holding my knee together.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)
A letter from the doctor that says I may have to look for "less physical work" as the way my leg and knee has healed, means the metal they've put in is slowly grinding away bone and cartilage, and they can't take it out because it's holding my knee together.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Well, they said the pins would be permanent unless they were causing a problem.
It's been 3 years and they are starting to cause a problem.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
It's been 3 years and they are starting to cause a problem.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
That's the good thing about permanent things these days, they don't have to last forever
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Wait, they can take it out, but it'll be another operation and physio and all that guff.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
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Plus monkeys can fucking walk
So he can just chain them together like a moving bandolier
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
So he can just chain them together like a moving bandolier
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
I'm lolling a little at the outrage being expressed by some fellow parents at little tangle's school, after a supply teacher apparently showed this video to a class of seven and eight year olds
youtu.be/6BmtGNjm7BE
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:08, Reply)
youtu.be/6BmtGNjm7BE
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:08, Reply)
He says a little swear at the start and another near the end.
Tbh, I have more of an issue with a teacher thinking that any kid would learn anything from that video.
Or, indeed, teaching from a video at all.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Tbh, I have more of an issue with a teacher thinking that any kid would learn anything from that video.
Or, indeed, teaching from a video at all.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)
It's unrealistic expecting a bunch of white kids to run as well as that
I mean, some of the poorer kids probably have a bit of experience running away from police and debt collectors etc.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I mean, some of the poorer kids probably have a bit of experience running away from police and debt collectors etc.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)
But then the poor kids are often the fat kids too because the benefits system only allows for a diet of twizzlers and chips or takeaways
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True, although I did once witness one skinny little runt being fed breakfast by one of the teachers because his mother is too much of a useless prick to bother with stuff like that.
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If you were a real person and this was a real story, it would be quite sad.
Thank goodness you're just a bunch of code and algorithms inside my computer.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Thank goodness you're just a bunch of code and algorithms inside my computer.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Sadly it's all too common these days
Think most primary schools have kids that get no breakfast cos parents can't be arsed to feed them. Or teach them to behave.....
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Think most primary schools have kids that get no breakfast cos parents can't be arsed to feed them. Or teach them to behave.....
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I'm just glad my exposure to real life is minimal so I don't have to think about these things in any seriousness, I just get to watch all about it on channel 5
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)
You know those Scruffy people having a rest around town. Sitting in doorways.
They're not tired, they have no homes
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
They're not tired, they have no homes
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
But the telly tells me they get free houses if they don't work!??!?
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
You wouldn't want to run away from a debt collector really, they'd take all your hsit.
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)
+ clamp the pillow firmly between my teeth
TBF she used more lube of the strap on this time so happy days
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
TBF she used more lube of the strap on this time so happy days
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
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