You know what didn't make me lol,
A letter from the doctor that says I may have to look for "less physical work" as the way my leg and knee has healed, means the metal they've put in is slowly grinding away bone and cartilage, and they can't take it out because it's holding my knee together.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:58, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

In the short term? How long are your pins in?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Well, they said the pins would be permanent unless they were causing a problem.
It's been 3 years and they are starting to cause a problem.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)

That's the good thing about permanent things these days, they don't have to last forever

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)

They should have a new word for it.,

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Wait, they can take it out, but it'll be another operation and physio and all that guff.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Get a peg leg
like a fucking pirate
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Have you tried
being less of a crippo spaz?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I have. It didn't take.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:05, Reply)

*fewer

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I might get a machine gun peg leg.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

THAT FIRES KNIVES

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:33, Reply)

+ parrots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)

knives attached to parrots

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)

+ attached to monkeys

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Where would I carry all these monkeys and parrots and knives?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)

In your peg leg
Can't you read?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Plus monkeys can fucking walk
So he can just chain them together like a moving bandolier
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)