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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I suggest to counter this strip naked at the first possible opportunity
and waggle your genitals at her. this will result in either:
1) laughter and defusing the situation
2) rumpy and indeed pumpy
3) a swift kick and lots of pain
Now if you look at that statistically then a 2 in 3 chance of fun is a risk worth taking
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:35, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
and waggle your genitals at her. this will result in either:
1) laughter and defusing the situation
2) rumpy and indeed pumpy
3) a swift kick and lots of pain
Now if you look at that statistically then a 2 in 3 chance of fun is a risk worth taking
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:35, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
You forgot the more likely:
4) A withering (literally) look of contempt, an immense feeling of shame
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)
4) A withering (literally) look of contempt, an immense feeling of shame
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Nah that one never happens
With this technique you have to REALLY commit to the waggling no half hearted shaking
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)
With this technique you have to REALLY commit to the waggling no half hearted shaking
( , Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)
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