"Manflu" is a word used as a tool of psychological oppression by a gender too spiteful and weak to oppress in more honest ways.
If you're ill, you're ill. If you're not, stop skiving.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:11, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I couldn't agree more
Women are better at dealing with illness, women can multi-task, women are emotionally stronger.

Have you ever heard a man say these things? No. It's because it's bollocks.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)

I am almost never ill

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Cardiac arrest in the post then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)

fingers crossed!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Same here.
But then I don't count having a slight cold as being ill.
( Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Nope
I cannot remember the last time I was off work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

It was about 3 weeks ago
you went on holiday... FFS sporters your memory is going
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

mum?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Nicole

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Ooof
She'd get it

Nicole, not my Mum. She gets enough
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:26, Reply)

she is still very fit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)

For a 70 year old, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:48, Reply)

I can, it was a harrowing time for me.
For me, the lavatory and for the woman's ears and nostrils :(
( Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

And us.
Whenever you felt strong enough to lift your phone, you were on here moaning about it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Misery loves company, tangles, old man.

( Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:23, Reply)

This is severely compromising your immune system, I recommend you start getting ill as soon as possible

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)

This^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

FIGHT THE FANNY

( Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:16, Reply)

My missus is a great big crybaby when it comes to any sort of illness

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)

and anal penetration

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)