b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 2325010 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

Right, following the advice of the doc I've drunk plenty of fluids and had a nap
What do you recommend for colds/manflu?
Old wives tales, home remedies, actual science... Lay it on me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:08, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
"Manflu" is a word used as a tool of psychological oppression by a gender too spiteful and weak to oppress in more honest ways.
If you're ill, you're ill. If you're not, stop skiving.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I couldn't agree more
Women are better at dealing with illness, women can multi-task, women are emotionally stronger.

Have you ever heard a man say these things? No. It's because it's bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)
I am almost never ill

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Cardiac arrest in the post then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
fingers crossed!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Same here.
But then I don't count having a slight cold as being ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Nope
I cannot remember the last time I was off work
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
It was about 3 weeks ago
you went on holiday... FFS sporters your memory is going
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)
mum?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Nicole

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Ooof
She'd get it

Nicole, not my Mum. She gets enough
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:26, Reply)
she is still very fit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)
For a 70 year old, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:48, Reply)
I can, it was a harrowing time for me.
For me, the lavatory and for the woman's ears and nostrils :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)
And us.
Whenever you felt strong enough to lift your phone, you were on here moaning about it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Misery loves company, tangles, old man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:23, Reply)
This is severely compromising your immune system, I recommend you start getting ill as soon as possible

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
FIGHT THE FANNY

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:16, Reply)
My missus is a great big crybaby when it comes to any sort of illness

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
and anal penetration

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Telly, water, paracetamol
silence
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)
See, I tend to think that fever and phlegm are the body actually fighting the illness
so therefore anything that lowers your temperature or stops the phlegm is just going to make you ill longer. Not sure if that's true though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)
The first bit is basically right, I think
Not so sure about the second bit
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)
I always feel better after a hot shower
Go for a walk and get some fresh air too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
probably a smart move
I can go to the shops and get some more lemsip.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Plenty of booze and fags

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Account deletion and suicide.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Man up.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
olbas oil in boiling water so it creates loads of steam
Then throw it over your head, the intense pain caused by the scolding will completely distract you from your minor cold
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Nothing worse than being told off by hot water

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
I'd be steaming if that happened to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)
It is VERY judgemental
(psst is that not the correct spelling ?)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Scald

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Arse
I typed it that way first of all but it looked wrong.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:32, Reply)
let's put that one on the back burner for noiw

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)
oh noes
The flu has turned you Irish
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Downhill slope now...
Soon he will be flogging lucky heather and talking about his heritage
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Curry.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:27, Reply)
THIS^
A fuck off hot curry will clear you out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:27, Reply)
This does make you feel better.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:31, Reply)
You're a massive whoopsy cunt for going to the doctor with a cold.
Half a bottle of scotch and a dab of speed will see you right in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:29, Reply)
the doc in question was on here
fuck leaving the house.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:31, Reply)
I see.
As you were then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:35, Reply)
I wouldn't trust this doc with a pair of fucking scissors.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:41, Reply)
^^upset

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)
You're getting it wrong again.
The term is 'correct' or 'clickin dis'
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:47, Reply)
or extensive course of retro virals

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:59, Reply)
*dISCO DOWNS*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 17:09, Reply)
Adrop of scotch, with boiling water, honey and lemon will clear the head, I'd lay off the billy though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Night nurse, but in the day time.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:38, Reply)
a wet nurse too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)

You need the liquids and to sweat the bitch out.
Plenty of vitamin c. orange juice and the like.
A hot bath.
Man up.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Getting a man up is your answer to everything

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)
lol #1

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
It really does work!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:48, Reply)
What will Vitamin C do for it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 17:10, Reply)
Can't hurt, can it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Buying a round.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)
lol #2

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:44, Reply)
hang a rotten magpie round your neck
and rub mustard in your nuts while reciting Kylie Minogue's hit "i should be so lucky"

should sort it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:45, Reply)
^ TGGI
always works for me, and if the mustard isn't cutting it try tiger balm
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:46, Reply)

tiger b nap
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Recite it backwards, or it's fucking witchcraft.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:51, Reply)
recite it backwards and its whichcraft
which allows you to review electronic products effectively and reliably
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)
oh nice!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:56, Reply)
I keep Lemsip max strength at work for when I'm full of cold, as I can't fucking think straight if I've got a stuffy head

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 17:22, Reply)
How much thinking do you need to do flipping burgers?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 17:28, Reply)
Haven't worked at McDonalds for 7 years now, mongo.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Dole scum^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 17:43, Reply)
I recommend train cans
I have a book of old style fixes for the garden and home, it's pretty good I reckon

Alright salamander pereniums?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 17:26, Reply)
I took the advice from an earlier thread, re Angel Delight. The strawberry is good, but the butterscotch is better. Sponge fingers too, living the life.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:13, Reply)
sponge fingers
sounds like either a nasty bone wasting disease or a weird insult
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Or a fucking useless Mississippi blues man

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)
butterscotch is the king of Angel Delight flavours.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:15, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1