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i have burnt the roof of my mouth on pizza now there is a flap of mouth skin hanging off
alright?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:33, 80 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Yer.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Also: I have spent a lot of my day saying to teachers..
…'don't get too excited Gove's gone, us NHS types couldn't wait for Andrew Lansley to get the sack and then they replaced him with an even worse shitcunt.'
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)
It was either that^^ or a post about my tea.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)
do you mean supper?

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:38, Reply)
No.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:46, Reply)
dinner?

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Had that around 1-ish.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)
...

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)
The dog, on the other hand, has its dinner when we have our tea.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:54, Reply)
supper is eaten around 9pm

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:58, Reply)
EXACTLY.
Fucking London wankers.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)
pretentious pricks eh

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Typical parochial prick^

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:19, Reply)
^ typical London wanker

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:25, Reply)
here comes the new boss, same as teh old boss

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:38, Reply)
You must be a real live wire at work

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:10, Reply)
I saw somweone that looked like Well Groomed Wookie today, i held my breath as i walked past

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Who?

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:46, Reply)
I assumed you were internet chums at some point

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:49, Reply)
30 seconds' googling shows up a very 'internet' looking man. It's possible.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:53, Reply)
Yer.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Hipster

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Alright Yurtrand Russel?

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Alright Nakers
Are you staying over on the 24th or ducking out before I leave work?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:20, Reply)
yer the second one

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:21, Reply)
prick

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:25, Reply)
soz

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Was it you or someone else I saw recently that tweeted to apple that they'd never need to use the word 'ducking'?

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:35, Reply)
me, i'm pretty sure they'll change their software because of it

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:42, Reply)
We actually ended up watching Monty's hive alive

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:17, Reply)
You're supposed to do it as a hashtag

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:18, Reply)
was it a case of "the roof was on fire"?

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
you should be careful of the...
The Dynamic Three Cheeses
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:35, Reply)
shut up harters

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:36, Reply)
it's a publicly announced click from me!

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)
POTMFD!

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:44, Reply)
careful now, the stumpoid king of OT has to approve this kind of thing

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)
did that once, never again.....
Or was that your mum
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:44, Reply)
HAHA MY MUM!!

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)
yer

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)
We actually ended up watching Monty's #hivealive

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Really? That sounds interesting, tell me more

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Bees

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:42, Reply)
boo bees

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Cor!

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:01, Reply)
blimey

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)
guv,ner

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Were they making honey in a decomposing lion's skull?

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Don't know I didn't watch it, I went down sainsbos

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)
did they have a decomposing lions skull?

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:04, Reply)
I didn't look, the didn't have any coke in glass bottles that much I know

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:05, Reply)
broken briatin

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Great Shitain I call it :(

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:08, Reply)
I just snatched a mozzie out of the air like some kind of FUCKING NINJA

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:58, Reply)
when you progress to catching them with chop-sticks
Then and only then will you know the true meaning of the power of the snake fist Chow-Chee-Chew
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)
bit racist

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)
#Sam Seedist

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:13, Reply)
why would I watch a programme about chocolate
when I have no chocolate in the house? :(
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:06, Reply)
you could write a comedy routine about this situation#

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:09, Reply)
so, what's up with airline food, eh?

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:15, Reply)
a fat chick doing 'material' about chocolate?
How original.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:16, Reply)
A balding uggo slagging off a woman who'd never sleep with him
How original
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)

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