What about them royals, eh?
Gawdbless'em they're worth every penny, aren't they?
The balding one is visiting us 'umble Coventrians today.
Truly we are blessed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:43, 188 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

bugger off, mine is better
stinking yurt prick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)

No one is posting in either, really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:50, Reply)

It's so hard to choose between my two favourites

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)

I thought it was tacitly understood that fraternal relationships should take precedence over those of a sexual, possibly financial, nature.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:57, Reply)

I don't play by the rules

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I didn't say this was a rule, I said it was a mutual, unspoken agreement.
GOD WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AWKWARD TODAY??
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

^blobbing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Is everything okay at home??

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

I wanted to go to the park to see Wills :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)

+ ie
HAHA WILLIES!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Who's that?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Sorry, His Royal Highness The Duke of Cambridge.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

That's better, show some respect.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

mung beans giving him a dodgy tummy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)

dung beans more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

mong beans more like

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Mong tiger please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Haha mung beans! Like what vegetarians eat!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Do you eat them in your yurt wearing yoghurt knitted trousers?? HAHAHAHA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

This is a euphamism for clit isnt it?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I like some of the royals
There, I said it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)

It doesn't count if you only like them because they have breasts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Prince Andrew has a winning smile as well

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Though it pains me to say this...
...When it comes to dealing with a Royal family, the French had the right idea.
There I've said it - the French did something right.

I feel dirty.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

As we pay for the Royals I believe that makes them whores,
Ergo when I come to power I will pass a law that everyone of British birth is allowed 1 go on the royal of their choice, It will be allocated by ballot on a daily basis, so Ladies fancy a bit of Ginger Harry put that on your ballot paper and away you go your turn will arrive (Harry will have a shorter waiting list as I reckon he can do 3 a day) William obviously will have a longer waiting list as he would only do 1 a day and would be a more popular choice.

Gents, Same for you, A go on Kate brown dazzler could be several years wait, a quick gumming from the Queen you could be straight in...

VOTE TO FUCK THE ROYALS
VOTE BONZ
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Yeah but which royal would cater for the benders?
Other than Edward and Andrew - oh, right.
Carry on.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Also doesnt matter
If a bumder wants to ream out Phil the Greek then that's what he gets.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

So...
Zara Philips. Where would the queue start?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:19, Reply)

You gets your ticket you takes your chance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)

I do like the idea of the royals,
But I don't think they're worth all that money. I mean, they don't do much except bring in tourist money and a bit of diplomatic and charity stuff, so probably don't deserve the millions.
Hmm, I'm sure there are other very rich old families that get by on long term investment of their forefathers millions maybe? I dunno.

Basically what I'm saying is I have no idea what I'm on about.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)

So you're with us when the revolution comes then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Yeah, why not.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

It's ok, nobody really knows what they're talking about

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:01, Reply)

That's reassuring. And worrying.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

The important thing is to keep talking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Yep
Just filibuster your way through everything.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

It might surprise you to know that I really don't care either way about this subject.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

All you care about is that fucking budgie.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:03, Reply)

He is a lot more fun than most people, especially off topic posters.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

i am glad that you got "that" and "fucking" the right way round

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)

And I care about my bike too, for your information.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Could you stick around and poke fun at the opinions of others instead then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Sure, okay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I quite fancied Kate Middleton, until she got spoilt.
It's difficult to loathe the royals with any real passion without advocating the abolition of inheritance for all.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Anyway, today I purchased what I thought would be a nice refreshing can of drink, namely 'Laimon Fresh'
Despite sounding like a feminine sanitary product, I was sold on the 'lemon lime and mint' flavour, with '100% natural ingredients and juices'.

It tastes like fizzy mint sauce :'(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:28, Reply)

it serves you right
for not sticking to water
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)

I had the strawberry and banana thing instead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)

If it's still too hot in your office....
...have a word with your union rep - oh, right.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)

It never was too hot in my office, I have air con.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I'm sure this could be fixed with a load of ice and some white rum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:33, Reply)

*nose/points*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Yeah, cos Laimon is Gambian for Mint.
Don't you know that. Gay.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Yes I did know that, I'm reasonably sure I mentioned the advertised flavour was one reason I bought it
I didn't expect it to taste like vinegar and mint though
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)

i quite like that show almost royal

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Hello, who are you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)

I'm going to start practicing smiling like Poppy Carlton
At first that said poo
Could've been quite awkward, that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Poppy Carlton

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)

she's not quite that tan

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Not quite that rhythm either

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)

You don't know!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Now come on
Just look at him. LOOK AT HIM!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)

you're right
It takes a genius to have such mesmerizing dance moves
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)

how you gonna roll up on me like that, son
Who are you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I'm the MODERATOR of this thread, yeah?
First name terms with some of the top mods.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)

putting it in capital letters doesn't make it true

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Hmm internet says you are a girl, so I'm gonna be nice to you for a bit, in case you decide to show me your boobs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:52, Reply)

pah! I'm no longer twenty five on the internet!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Well you still look it ;)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)

staaahhhhp

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)

schmooove

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)

I think I'm in here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)

think?
It must be a biggun
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Keep it to gaz yeah?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Ok, thanks for the tip
I was going to ask you about the best methods for picking up birds online
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Just, like, talk to 'em, and if you get on meet up for a drink or something. It's just like real life really.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)

And then can I touch their boobs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)

You can, any time you want.
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASK!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Oh man, I think she's gone
D'you think I came on too strong?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)

No, no way. You were totally cool, must be frigid or a dyke.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:14, Reply)

They ought to wear a badge or summat
Save us playas from wasting our time
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

NEW NAME ALERT!!
Let's all sneer and point
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)

can't have any fun

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)

We've been fooled before.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)

It should be like the old days, they should fight for the throne and act in a depraved manner.
They just sit on their arses these days and open buildings and stuff.

BO RING!

tl;dr that article though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Will you join me in raising an army to install Princess Elizabeth Assan Stuart to her rightful place on the throne?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Kneeling with her pants round her ankles?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)

All we are saying
is give PEAS a chance
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Christ, just LET IT GO will you?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Is this a reference to popular Disney film Frozen?
'Cause if it is, I don't get it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I DONT CARE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)

No, The time of the House of Stuart was ages ago.
Plus, they're getting independence soon so let them go at it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahaha
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10965298/US-father-takes-unclaimed-African-kingdom-so-his-daughter-can-be-a-princess.html
( Peej, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Sounds a reasonable and straight forward way to spoik your children.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)

I spoik my children on Fridays

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I spoik mine daily

( Peej, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:12, Reply)

You spoik when you are spoiken to, sonny jim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Really?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoik
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

twice

( Peej, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Streisand Effect Lols
hiddenfromgoogle.com/
( Peej, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

OXFORD MAIL!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

, 32, ex-pub owner and killer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

New thread

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:36, Reply)

where?

( Peej, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)

I want one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Look on the bright side here Yurty, once the royal visit's over you'll have...
...the visit of top new neo-nazis Britain First on Friday night!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)

YES!!
I imagine they will be as well received as the attempted EDL march a while back, who were outnumbered three to one by anti-EDL protestors.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Still, it'll be nice for you to see Monty without having to go all the way to London.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

not everyone is afraid to travel further than their local bus-stop

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Just you London wankers, afeared to tread in places where you may not find pop-up organic falafel coffee salad bars then?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Although, when I did meet Monty it wasn't much further from his flat than his local bus stop.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I'm not a fan of royalty, as an institution. As people, I have nothing against them. The whole bollocks about tourism,
is bollock
s, re income generation. Unless you have the figures to prove me wrong.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Thanks for that insightful post, Doc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)

It's like Ch*mpy never left!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I live to serve.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I was responding to a thread, whar is the pissy response for?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Calm down, doc
Don't get yourself upset
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)

He still thinks this is some kind of medical forum rather than a simple piss taking area for a load of losers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I thought this rang pretty true
5.9.83.79/talk/7748747
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)

which is why i don't generally offer opinion or join in the 'serious' debate, bollocks innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Couldn't agree more

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Until you managed to complete a sentence, then I wasn't bothered again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Google it. Many places on the Internet you can find the figures.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Really?
I just tried -no hard facts or figures.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)

They cost about £40m, and generate about £170m, plus more for bullshit special events like weddings and babies, it's all there to see

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)