I don't understand this.
I can't remember the last time I saw a stand-alone fax machine. They're all attached to multi-function printers. Can't the useless cunt email scan it?
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:28, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Its from a company that usually emails stuff, almost daily. What a cunt.
It also has meant I have answered my phone 32 times to hear a fax beep, but I can't not answer it because there are proper calls in between. It's fucking irritating.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:33, Reply)

i'm sooooooooooooo going to do this to you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Thankfully you wouldn't know how

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:59, Reply)

MY SECRETARY WOULD!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 17:02, Reply)

Do it then, I know you like me being in a foul mood.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 17:07, Reply)

We've been trying to withdraw support of fax, but people keep whinging that they have to be able to send timesheets.
Turns out the question "can you not use the scanner that's on the same machine you're faxing from?" often offends.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:40, Reply)

I asked someone to scan something for me and I ended up with a photocopy :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)

People on this floor print out emails and walk over to us to query something on it.
This experience is why I reacted so angrily to Nakers' classic "I print out emails and file them" troll.
( Kroney, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:45, Reply)

I like the phone calls to let me know someone has sent me an email

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Just had one of those
I'd already replied and assented by email.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 17:01, Reply)