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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just treated myself to a lukewarm shower
to lower fever and remove the sweat. It was very pleasant. I shall probably order a takeaway curry for tea, too.
I was startled by how low my balls were hanging but the internet assures me that's normal with a fever. I just wish I didn't keep bouncing them off my knee.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:15, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
to lower fever and remove the sweat. It was very pleasant. I shall probably order a takeaway curry for tea, too.
I was startled by how low my balls were hanging but the internet assures me that's normal with a fever. I just wish I didn't keep bouncing them off my knee.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:15, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I know it as
Do your balls hang low,
Can you swing them too a fro,
Can you tie then in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder,
Like a regimentary soldier,
Do your balls. Hang. Low!
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Do your balls hang low,
Can you swing them too a fro,
Can you tie then in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder,
Like a regimentary soldier,
Do your balls. Hang. Low!
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
also last three lines I had at school were
Do you get a funny feeling
when your hanging from the ceiling
Oh you will never be a sailor if your balls hang low...
Which with hindsight is a bit gay
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Do you get a funny feeling
when your hanging from the ceiling
Oh you will never be a sailor if your balls hang low...
Which with hindsight is a bit gay
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)
meatsnake was moaning about being hot last night
i offered to run him a lukewarm jacuzzi bath to chill out in.
he was MOST ungrateful in his response, i thought.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
i offered to run him a lukewarm jacuzzi bath to chill out in.
he was MOST ungrateful in his response, i thought.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
yes
he tried to get me to get off my fat arse and run him one later on, but THE MOMENT HAD GONE.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)
he tried to get me to get off my fat arse and run him one later on, but THE MOMENT HAD GONE.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)
when we had our house in spain, i was desperate for my dad to instal a hot tub in the back garden
to fill with cold water. i think that would be amazing on a really hot day.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
to fill with cold water. i think that would be amazing on a really hot day.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I'd like a hot tub in the garden on a really cold day. I think my idea is better.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I do, we're pals. Not everything has to be sordid. What's wrong with you?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
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