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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Woodpecker
What a refreshing change
Its hot as fuck and stuffy too so I've just treated myself to a freezing can of proper full fat Coke. What are your treats? What have you recently tried that you realise you've been missing out on?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:03, 149 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What a refreshing change
Its hot as fuck and stuffy too so I've just treated myself to a freezing can of proper full fat Coke. What are your treats? What have you recently tried that you realise you've been missing out on?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:03, 149 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I cannot abide Diet Coke
though bizarrely the one with lime in is drinkable
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:11, Reply)
though bizarrely the one with lime in is drinkable
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:11, Reply)
You see, thats where you are wrong
I'll never drink your last pop and vice versa
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:13, Reply)
I'll never drink your last pop and vice versa
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:13, Reply)
I love those mini dime bars, got a bag in the van for snacking on.
I'm feeling a bit put out by this pub talk. I'm the pub guy on this forum, not doc. Does this mean I have to be a doctor now?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:10, Reply)
I'm feeling a bit put out by this pub talk. I'm the pub guy on this forum, not doc. Does this mean I have to be a doctor now?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:10, Reply)
You gave up the right to be "Pub Guy" when you decided to be "Spark Man"
In the same way as the Doc will have to stop fisting pensioners
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:16, Reply)
In the same way as the Doc will have to stop fisting pensioners
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:16, Reply)
+ without obtaining consent obtained from lying about medical testing.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)
I'm gonna stop being spark man soon too.
I just can't settle. Maybe I'll go travelling to find myself.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I just can't settle. Maybe I'll go travelling to find myself.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Homeless Man
Remember when money is tight... toothless blow jobs £5
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Remember when money is tight... toothless blow jobs £5
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)
I might have been naive as to how easy it would be to break in to the industry properly, and what I'm doing now the money is not there.
The company has backed out of the offer of further training to get me where I wanted to go and to be honest, I miss managing a business, and the stuff involved in that. So I'm thinking of applying for this job as a manager of an electrical factors place. Management skills and electrical knowledge together, and then consider doing college part time to fully qualify as a spark if I want to.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)
The company has backed out of the offer of further training to get me where I wanted to go and to be honest, I miss managing a business, and the stuff involved in that. So I'm thinking of applying for this job as a manager of an electrical factors place. Management skills and electrical knowledge together, and then consider doing college part time to fully qualify as a spark if I want to.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Just treated myself to a lukewarm shower
to lower fever and remove the sweat. It was very pleasant. I shall probably order a takeaway curry for tea, too.
I was startled by how low my balls were hanging but the internet assures me that's normal with a fever. I just wish I didn't keep bouncing them off my knee.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)
to lower fever and remove the sweat. It was very pleasant. I shall probably order a takeaway curry for tea, too.
I was startled by how low my balls were hanging but the internet assures me that's normal with a fever. I just wish I didn't keep bouncing them off my knee.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I know it as
Do your balls hang low,
Can you swing them too a fro,
Can you tie then in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder,
Like a regimentary soldier,
Do your balls. Hang. Low!
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Do your balls hang low,
Can you swing them too a fro,
Can you tie then in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder,
Like a regimentary soldier,
Do your balls. Hang. Low!
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
also last three lines I had at school were
Do you get a funny feeling
when your hanging from the ceiling
Oh you will never be a sailor if your balls hang low...
Which with hindsight is a bit gay
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Do you get a funny feeling
when your hanging from the ceiling
Oh you will never be a sailor if your balls hang low...
Which with hindsight is a bit gay
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)
meatsnake was moaning about being hot last night
i offered to run him a lukewarm jacuzzi bath to chill out in.
he was MOST ungrateful in his response, i thought.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
i offered to run him a lukewarm jacuzzi bath to chill out in.
he was MOST ungrateful in his response, i thought.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
yes
he tried to get me to get off my fat arse and run him one later on, but THE MOMENT HAD GONE.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)
he tried to get me to get off my fat arse and run him one later on, but THE MOMENT HAD GONE.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)
when we had our house in spain, i was desperate for my dad to instal a hot tub in the back garden
to fill with cold water. i think that would be amazing on a really hot day.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
to fill with cold water. i think that would be amazing on a really hot day.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
I'd like a hot tub in the garden on a really cold day. I think my idea is better.
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( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I do, we're pals. Not everything has to be sordid. What's wrong with you?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
i went past hotel chocolat and they were giving out salted caramelised nuts covered in chocolate
might have to walk past again in a minute.
they've filled the square with deckchairs, which are full of people. why aren't they working???
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)
might have to walk past again in a minute.
they've filled the square with deckchairs, which are full of people. why aren't they working???
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Unemployment is at it's lowest level for years apparently, so I have no idea.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This government really are turning the economy around, aren't they?
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)
i went past hotel chocolat and they were giving out salted caramelised nuts covered in chocolate
might have to walk past again in a minute.
they've filled the square with deckchairs
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Update it anyway, people love an anecdote. My newsfeed is all about flying ants, and some Christians being upset with me.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I want to know if he has trained an army of flying ants to attack Christians
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I haven't commented yet, but it appears people find it absolutely unbelievable to see some flying ants.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)
they are nasty little cunts
they get wings just in time for bbq season. ugh.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)
they get wings just in time for bbq season. ugh.
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)
We had an ants nest last year
They start flying about now. Its horrible. They have been doused this year, as has the fucking wasps nest I found in the roof
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
They start flying about now. Its horrible. They have been doused this year, as has the fucking wasps nest I found in the roof
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Well I am sorry you confused it with the popular and common phrase 'redbullshit'
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Stop being such a tart and drive off,
If you keep the window open it wont be able to fly against the air flow
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)
If you keep the window open it wont be able to fly against the air flow
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Speed up, thus forcing it towards the back of the van.
Then slam on the brakes and it will come crashing into the windscreen
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Then slam on the brakes and it will come crashing into the windscreen
( , Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)
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