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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Life changing moments....you ever had one?
I'm going through one, how do you deal with such things?

What's your comfort blanket?

Alt: how do you justify selfishness?
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:37, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
what's your life changing event?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:40, Reply)
He has lived two full years as a 'woman' and can now have his cock and balls cut off

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:42, Reply)
Small cut.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:42, Reply)
Whilst I applaud your self awareness, you've forgotten an 'n' there.

(, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 22:52, Reply)
...by his soon to be 'ex' wife

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:43, Reply)
I could have found god or saink

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:48, Reply)
but you haven't though

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:49, Reply)
I forgive you, my son

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:51, Reply)
Dozer is your son?
*Eastenders drums*
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:52, Reply)
it would explain ALOT

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Oh dear, Mrs hare found out about you fucking your ex

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
I have never had an affair

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:47, Reply)
+ because it turned out my ex wasn't interested

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:51, Reply)
Tru-dat

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:53, Reply)
If this isn't a cry for help I don't know what is.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
bit needy innit m8

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
UH-OH!!!!

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
Alt: just do what I want don't I

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:44, Reply)
yer

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Alright

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Until Swipe gets home from work.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Nah, she's alright yer

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Unless swipe says you can't

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Nah, she's alright yer

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
Alt: living on my own, I don't have to justify my day to day behaviour as long as I don't breach my personal values*

*there aren't many of these tbh.

Comfort blanket? What are you? 7?
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:41, Reply)
Heroin
To all questions
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:42, Reply)
bit edgy m8

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:43, Reply)
But such a snuggly comfort blanket

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
isn't it just

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:47, Reply)
OK Harters
Me, Battered, Tangles and Frog - we're what you might call an experienced audience. Dozer doesn't count.

Say it quickly then delete if you want
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:45, Reply)
this bullying has reached a fresh nadir

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:46, Reply)
You've no real knowledge of relationships - that's why I excluded you.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:50, Reply)
oh dear
In my 34 years I've never had a relationship which has lasted longer than a week, this is true.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:50, Reply)

which has lasted longer than a week, this is true.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:56, Reply)
It does seem that saying 'jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick' is an instant popular page hit now

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:50, Reply)
it doesn't take much to get on the populol page.
There's only half a dozen posters.

Excluding battered and his half a dozen sockpuppets.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:52, Reply)
You never manage it though, you jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)
I WAS ON THERE LAST WEEK!!!!!

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)
I know*








*I don't


#vintagememes
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:57, Reply)

WAS ON THERE LAST WEEK
'm a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:59, Reply)
Hey, where did Battered's 'cookie' post go?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:57, Reply)
The cookie monster must have eaten it.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:57, Reply)
what a prick

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58, Reply)
Did you screenshot it?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58, Reply)
screenies m8

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58, Reply)
Nah, only pricks do that

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:58, Reply)
Why do you think I asked you?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Yes, I did.
Happy now?
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Post it then, I missed it

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:00, Reply)
No, you've upset me now

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:02, Reply)
Just give me the summary then please, for the spreadsheet

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:02, Reply)
see below

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Borrrring

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:06, Reply)
RORY?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:04, Reply)
I'm standing in

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:06, Reply)
+ the tears of my remorse, for all the people I've upset on here?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:08, Reply)
I don't upset anyone apart from tangiers

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:09, Reply)
and me!

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:11, Reply)
what a cunt

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:12, Reply)
Oh sorry man, I didn't know.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:12, Reply)
you should cry him a salt water pool

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:14, Reply)
NO ROB FAIRHOLME JOKES

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:15, Reply)
Votes are based on cookies, not accounts.
So regardless of how many accounts someone may have (I have two in total), 6 accounts would equal a need to have 6 devices.

Nobody, particularly a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick, is worth the effort.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:02, Reply)
you have more than two mate

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:09, Reply)

1. No I don't.
2. You're not a 'mate'. You're a jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater prick
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:11, Reply)
yes you do.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:13, Reply)
Name them.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Genuinely battered
Battered.
Battered's reserve

Plus the one you're posting from now, plus the chompy one, plus the Stilton one.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:27, Reply)
and Battered without the full stop.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:31, Reply)
...which is the chompy one.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Sold my crumbling filthy rundown house and moved into a designer flat
got rid of my black dog pretty much immediately.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:38, Reply)
alright lighto

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:40, Reply)
fucking horrible ta

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:41, Reply)
manflu, right?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:42, Reply)
yer
I have taken some beechams so currently just suffering high temp. Not the weather for it.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:21, Reply)
when i get manAids i just nuke it with max strength lemsip and whisky

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Does that work for normal AIDS?
I'm asking for a friend, you understand
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I dunno m8, im not an Aids riddled rent boy with a persistent cough

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Oh
Well thanks anyway
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:37, Reply)
I have some spare AZT knocking around if you need some

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Evening. 'sup?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:53, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:53, Reply)
I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention.
The trick is to focus on how things will be better afterwards.

Alt: by remembering that people are pricks.


Evening.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:57, Reply)
alright b3th

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:59, Reply)
It's a girl!!
Shush, everyone .
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:59, Reply)
she's not pregnant, she's just fat

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Oh, you cunt.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:01, Reply)
Hi b3th

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Alright.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Yer u?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Yeah, pretty good
*riveting chat*
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Pick up a guitar
When you can play guitar everything else is just gravy

Alt: because I REALLY, REALLY want stuff. And things.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)

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