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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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frog done something good for other people yesterday. When did you last done something goodfor others?
Alt, I has three weeks to kill, any suggestions? Ice a few meetings and prep work, mainly it's chill time.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 7:56, 85 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt, I has three weeks to kill, any suggestions? Ice a few meetings and prep work, mainly it's chill time.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 7:56, 85 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
So you have had sex with two women and your hsmster?High fives bruv.
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Did a few long-distance walks for charity, until the whole thing became some sort of race for some of the participants.
Alt: Start learning an instrument maybe? If you can already play, pick some music outside your usual comfort zone and give that a bash. Try a foreign language? There are plenty of free resources on the net. Alternatively YM or DYAAKY.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:10, Reply)
Alt: Start learning an instrument maybe? If you can already play, pick some music outside your usual comfort zone and give that a bash. Try a foreign language? There are plenty of free resources on the net. Alternatively YM or DYAAKY.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:10, Reply)
Alt: Sign up for World of Warcraft and spend your days and nights doing 'raids' with your 'clan' whilst eating crisps and drinking big bottles of cheap cola.
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Dunno m8 I don't really know what it is, but knobs seem to spend a lot of time playing it so I thought you might like it.
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You should be working your arse off
Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
What happened to battereds thread last night? Did it go full retard?
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
What happened to battereds thread last night? Did it go full retard?
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:18, Reply)
He posted an old thread of Montys, regarding his daughter, I don't think it stayed up long.
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it's not on the popular page, I would have thought a dignified lolfest would sit proudly atop that internet dungheap
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I just hope you remembered to log out before posting something instantly recognisable.
Otherwise, you would just be a thick tosser.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)
Otherwise, you would just be a thick tosser.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:34, Reply)
Most stuff is sorted mate, Some meetings, calls and web work, but a lot of chill time,
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Really?We have a few meetings and such, theres not much we can do before we take the place.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Course there is.
Check out the competition, write/source your menu, work out customers/covers to break even and then what will drive profit, poll the locals to understand what they are looking for from their pub, pitch for investment from the brewery if the pub needs a luck of paint, spend time in the pub drinking and eating to understand how well it runs and what the clientele are like etc etc
Or sit around and hope for the best
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:33, Reply)
Check out the competition, write/source your menu, work out customers/covers to break even and then what will drive profit, poll the locals to understand what they are looking for from their pub, pitch for investment from the brewery if the pub needs a luck of paint, spend time in the pub drinking and eating to understand how well it runs and what the clientele are like etc etc
Or sit around and hope for the best
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:33, Reply)
if only this forum boasted a former marketing director of Whitbread as a member!
A rather boastful member at that.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)
A rather boastful member at that.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)
I went to a party last night and someone called the police and they actually turned up.
It made me feel young again.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:25, Reply)
It made me feel young again.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:25, Reply)
When did others last done something goodfor me?
We established a while ago on here that altruism is an outmoded concept.
Alt: Practise your spelling and typing?
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:42, Reply)
We established a while ago on here that altruism is an outmoded concept.
Alt: Practise your spelling and typing?
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:42, Reply)
I am on holiday
My nieces kept me awake until 2 and then got me up at 6. Why the fuck does anyone have kids????!!
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)
My nieces kept me awake until 2 and then got me up at 6. Why the fuck does anyone have kids????!!
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)
my cat woke me up at 3:30.
She wanted attention. She does it all the time.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)
She wanted attention. She does it all the time.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:00, Reply)
Just because nobody would go near your mung bean reeking brummies and babysit them for you...
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I fail to see how that would have any effect on how your brother raises his kids
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:13, Reply)
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Doing it right, I'd say
I bet they were knocking out the zzzz from 10:30 until 9:00
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:12, Reply)
I bet they were knocking out the zzzz from 10:30 until 9:00
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:12, Reply)
It's constant begging to sit next to me and sleep with me and hold my hand - which is hard with three of them....
Stupid loveable aunt persona :(
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Stupid loveable aunt persona :(
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I do a little here and there.
Alt: Get this completed. www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/304111/Form6-27.doc
Always good to be prepared.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Alt: Get this completed. www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/304111/Form6-27.doc
Always good to be prepared.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I do good for others all the time
I gave my neighbour a fence sprayer to use as he was attempting to paint 250' of fence using what appeared to be a toothbrush. I'm running the Great North Run again in September, raising money for the British Lung Foundation. I've given away some of my veg from the garden to people
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I gave my neighbour a fence sprayer to use as he was attempting to paint 250' of fence using what appeared to be a toothbrush. I'm running the Great North Run again in September, raising money for the British Lung Foundation. I've given away some of my veg from the garden to people
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I gave a bottle of 7up to a homeless once
It wasn't entirely altruistic. It was BOGOF and I'd already drunk one of them.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:22, Reply)
It wasn't entirely altruistic. It was BOGOF and I'd already drunk one of them.
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:22, Reply)
I dont really want to talk about all the good I do for others
Simple enough to say I DO LOADS, but I don't want to mention it or expect any level of fawning adoration because of ALL THE GOOD AND CHARITABLE WORK I do, I mean its nothing really and I would guess I have only directly saved tens of thousands of poor children due to my CHARITY WORK.
Alt. I would suggest getting a potato peeler and seeing how much of your arm you can whittle
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Simple enough to say I DO LOADS, but I don't want to mention it or expect any level of fawning adoration because of ALL THE GOOD AND CHARITABLE WORK I do, I mean its nothing really and I would guess I have only directly saved tens of thousands of poor children due to my CHARITY WORK.
Alt. I would suggest getting a potato peeler and seeing how much of your arm you can whittle
( , Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:34, Reply)
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