My colleague has now told me how good "tapout" is,
And that he trains some Pakistani martial art called krov magra or something. And that I should watch MMA and all this garbage. I might kill myself.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:48, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Krav maga is Israeli I think.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Krav maga is Israeli I think

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Does he go to the gym?
When he says the word gym does it have an air of smugness as if it is somehow spiritually enlightening to him?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

No, he says gyms are "for faeries"
And real men go to fighting clubs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)

He CLEARLY forgot the first rule though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)

NO SMOKING!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)

EXACTLY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Krav Maga, it's what all the terrorists do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Krav Maga is Palestinian I think

( Peej, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Im not one for all brainless muscle men.
All brawn and no intellect.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Cro Magnon

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Fucking immigrants.
CRO MAGNONS OUT! KEEP BRITAIN NEANDERTHAL!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Krav Maga is Israeli I think

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Krav Magna is in Peterborough I think

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)

I crave Magners too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Sporters!!
You seen Kylie's GQ Italia cover?

Arse-tastic!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I was her arse double for that shoot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Really? She wasn't standing at an angle?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:01, Reply)

COR!
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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)

\o/
Fucking hell!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)

She'd still get it.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)

She's only got 1 tit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)

That was hitler

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)

I am pretty sure so feel free to correct me if I have the wrong end of the stick but I think Krav Magna is an Israeli stickless martial art.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)

DICKless more like!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)

In that case, Winders mate is Fifth Dan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)