OK let's run a sweep
I'll bet 6 bucks and my right nut that one of her dishes is some form of pork belly - probably with apples but potentially with some other kind of fruit-based sauce.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Way out,
It'll be Ham egg and chips, and ploughman's, and lasagne.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:49, Reply)

She's done me steak and ale pie, mash and veg, the wife is getting brie and bacon stuffed chicken breast with chips and salad, and lasagne for our daughter. Sounds fair enough.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)

Sounds like the dullest pub menu this side of the Watford gap.
I thought you lived somewhere posh?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)

She's got a much larger menu, it was just what we fancied.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Sounds to me you'll have a kitchen like Eastbourne pier
If you employ that dangerous woman in your cook house.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:56, Reply)

#topical
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:57, Reply)