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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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dear god
who the fuck would pay for this? £10,000 to watch her shit out another sprog from her chunnel fanny? and who the hell keeps knocking her up?

also, 24? 240 more like.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710377/You-failed-Britain-Pregnant-NHS-boob-job-model-Josie-Cunningham-slammed-Twitter-Q-A-hours-raking-30-000-selling-four-tickets-birth-child.html

and more amazing journalism: she gets thousands of pounds in taxi fares because she "has anxiety": www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/josie-cunninghams-7-stupidest-statements-3749024

who is the biggest waste of space this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34, 181 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
was she on Big Brother or something?
You have to milk that cow as long as you can.
Typical tabloid twit though and links from The Fail and Mirror aren't ones to take too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Oh no, she's just a common slag.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:42, Reply)
She should be sterilised.
As long as these fuck ups keep breeding our world will continue to dwindle.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
I am exercising my Google given right to forget her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
hmmm. are you the father of the first 2?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:49, Reply)
i like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:52, Reply)
MEATSNAKE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
MEAT

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
SNAKE

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:43, Reply)
My cellular phone wants me to write MEATSHAKE but that isn't a thing or a word

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv6Mljf830c
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:34, Reply)
MEATSNAKE

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:46, Reply)
haha, like that bit at the end of 'raiders'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Best of all the crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:57, Reply)
blasphemy
beef monster munch will kick your ASS for that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Well, she's just a darling, isn't she.
What a peach.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:50, Reply)
I wonder if Ring-Side seats were cheaper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Nothing for this?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:08, Reply)
You got a "heh"from me.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 19:52, Reply)
If she is going to fire one from her grotbox, and people want to pay to watch, I don't see the problem. Though it's not the prettiest thing to look at.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:59, Reply)
poor baby
what a start in life :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:00, Reply)
You're seeing things from your own point of view.
The chances are the kid will be so thick its interactions with the world around it will be so limited it won't realise its mum's a total fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:02, Reply)
if i read this carefully, it sounds as if i am clever
hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:04, Reply)
I heard that 'there's a reason nature designed it so the mother can't see what's going on down there'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:01, Reply)
I heard it's meant to be the most beautiful, natural thing in the world.
Personally, I'd rather chew Monty's pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:05, Reply)
i'm dealing with a plot of land that has some restrictive covenants
one of them was granted in 1913 for the benefit of "charles royle kirk (captain kirk)". the rest of the deed goes on about captain kirk's liabilities to repair pipework etc etc. lololol.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:03, Reply)
'Gary Cranley' to all questions.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:07, Reply)
says the man whose socks smell like stilton

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:07, Reply)
+ Tim

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:15, Reply)
this is the most peculiar slur I have heard in quite some time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
i am saying that you set up your own sock and then shoved your hand inside it
and then ate a load of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)

s

C
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:17, Reply)
cheece?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:25, Reply)
I only have one account.
Unlike Cranzo who has at least five if not six.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Can I also ask what she is modelling?
Gloves?

certainly not parenting.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:14, Reply)
balaclavas and burkhas, hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Stretch marks, and a cunt like a road accident.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I heard of this woman for the first time yesterday,
Hoping she will die soon. But I imagine itv will give her a TV show.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:36, Reply)
ITV 2 more than likely. Seems to be the biggest cunt magnet, appealing to those with lower brain density.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:40, Reply)
er surely a magnet would work better on something of greater density?
just sayin'
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:45, Reply)
well then it's an enigma.
A thick, lower class, enigma.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
just like you, eh Jase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)
get fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:01, Reply)
tetchy tetchy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:03, Reply)
You wish I cared that much

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Hey Windy, the chefs roundtomorrow to cook us a meal, to show us her stuff. Lookingforward to it, she's bringing new menu ideas too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:41, Reply)
OK let's run a sweep
I'll bet 6 bucks and my right nut that one of her dishes is some form of pork belly - probably with apples but potentially with some other kind of fruit-based sauce.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Way out,
It'll be Ham egg and chips, and ploughman's, and lasagne.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:49, Reply)
She's done me steak and ale pie, mash and veg, the wife is getting brie and bacon stuffed chicken breast with chips and salad, and lasagne for our daughter. Sounds fair enough.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Sounds like the dullest pub menu this side of the Watford gap.
I thought you lived somewhere posh?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)
She's got a much larger menu, it was just what we fancied.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Sounds to me you'll have a kitchen like Eastbourne pier
If you employ that dangerous woman in your cook house.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:56, Reply)

#topical
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:57, Reply)
I still think you need to consider doing more than just lunch if you want to make any decent money,
But I'm glad you've got someone you seem to like, and is keen.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:48, Reply)
The eveningmenu has been tried before, it wasn't used much, although we're doing the curries, and a Sunday roast now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:50, Reply)
Just because someone else didn't make it work, doesn't mean you scrap it.
It's your pub now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)
I wonder if he'll let kids eat there?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
A woman. In a kitchen. You are doing it wrong.
She'll get pregnant and you'll have to give her maternity pay.

Get a microwave and stock the fridge with Ginsters.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Pie oven with pies supplied by a local baker.
Pint and a pie for a fiver.

Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:54, Reply)
i would go for this
right now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
So, you already have a place?
Come on then. where is it?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
in the cunt kentryside

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
I know which pub it is

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:06, Reply)
No gays or trainers, sorry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Mr Motivator

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:12, Reply)
With you at the helm I shall avoid, regardless.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)
DBT is a right cheesy helm

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Isn't she also the same stupid bint
who declared she was going to have an abortion so she stood a better chance of going on Big Brother? Surely there can't be two such monumental gene-spliced disasters on this fair isle?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Alright Davvo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:57, Reply)
Alright Doz.
I have to go food shopping in a minute. Living the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
rock n' fackin roll m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Yer, I'd best get me skates on
before all that's left in the reduced fridge is a suspect packet of ham and a dog-eared lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
she sounds lovely
I had not heard of either. Well, each to their own
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
I'm fairly sure they are the same person as I also remember the taxi fare bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
That's one and the same.
Her parents must be proud.
Mind they are what she is a product of, so...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:00, Reply)
yep
the same tangerine tinted twat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:09, Reply)
me, I suppose
this week, all I am doing is swimming, going to comedy gigs and failing to write much. A valuable addition to the human race, me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Needs MOAR flaming swords
flaming foam
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
that was last weekend
I had rather ace burns make up at one point. Not got any pics though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Ohhh welll......perhaps another time then.......
*backs away from the keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Windy can take you for a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:59, Reply)
and a pie?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Are you in Newport.?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:01, Reply)
nope, you have to go wester than that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:02, Reply)
super mare?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:03, Reply)
I'm not going West,
That's further from the border, and they look Welsh enough here
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
newport is quite stabby
Wales isn't classy, but Newport is shaming to the rest of the country. Nearly as bad as Merthyr
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:06, Reply)
They stab sheep with the mutton dagger.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Everyone here looks like they're either about to hit someone,
Or are in fear of the next time they're going to get hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:09, Reply)
sounds newporty

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:12, Reply)
I went to Newport once.
It was 1998. I was getting a passport.

I bought a book to pass the time while I waited for the passport to be done.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:15, Reply)

for the passport to be done to get past the security at the metal detectors
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:17, Reply)
piercings don't set off metal detectors

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:21, Reply)

set off metal detectors look good
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:22, Reply)
fuck off you fat psycho cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Who mentioned piercings?
I was on about Grace and her cage you had planted up your rectum
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)
in 1998?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Sure why not

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:25, Reply)
she wasn't born until 2012, so technically, I'm a nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:26, Reply)

she wasn't born until 2012, so technically

Yer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:27, Reply)
totally superfluous strikethrough there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:28, Reply)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:30, Reply)
^ knobcheese

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)
They do set off gaydars though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:32, Reply)
hey, benders dig piercings

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:36, Reply)
YOU WOULD KNOW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:37, Reply)
haha! I'm such a hypocrite with my casual homophobia!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Alright hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Good as gold BC. good as gold, you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Harters.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Jeffski *nods*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Just about to start serving the masses their curries.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)

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