my aunt did this
moved herself and my cousin in with the guy 2 doors down. in tiny terraced houses in halifax.

my uncle got drunk one night and tried to go round there and smash his way in. unfortunately he was about as big and hard as amorous badger, and just ended up getting stuck between the outside porch door and the front door, and had to ring on the doorbell to get released.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm being very supportive by taking photos and sending them to my wife

( Peej, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)

so, giving her ideas then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

She'll reply to Peej later
After she's finished banging the postman.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)

postman bloke next door
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:14, Reply)

officelol.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)