I have had the best of good news
I'm so happy I might explode
I got rid of cunt lodger
( broadsword w⚓, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:35, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is some news I can get behind.
Though I didn't know you had a cunt lodger. Still, why would I? It's not like you tell me anything. I feel like I hardly know you anymore. I don't think this is going to work out.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Shall we fuck?

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:31, Reply)

what did you shove up there??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Your frankly enormous penis

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Crabs are not lodgers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)

this means nothing to me

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:32, Reply)

I didn't know about your cunt lodger
All I know about you is:

a) you like breasts.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:04, Reply)

b) but not cunts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:08, Reply)

He seems quite non-committal on the subject, to be fair.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:12, Reply)

I find cunt quite an unpleasant word
I like vaginas
but truth be told, I prefer breasts
( broadsword w⚓, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I concur. Far more pleasing to the eye.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:41, Reply)